CALLING ALL PERVS!

[EvB]

Most of this stuff is for men - but there are a few tips for women.  I got this link from, of ALL places - an anti-consumerism listsev I'm on!  We usually discuss things like dry vs. canned legumes and how to have a happy holiday without resorting to your credit cards.

ROTFLM@O!


http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

[danDNA]

looks like i came back online at just the right time! credit crunch and all that, mans gotta save them pennies where he can. thanks for this Ev, now i can make my mum her present for christmas.

[MV/Liberace!]

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

a "friend of mine" says this doesn't work.

[Caruthers612]

a "friend of mine" says this doesn't work.

     Oh, you know that guy, too? We must travel in the same circles.
   
M

[Sybil]

Most of this stuff is for men - but there are a few tips for women.  I got this link from, of ALL places - an anti-consumerism listsev I'm on!  We usually discuss things like dry vs. canned legumes and how to have a happy holiday without resorting to your credit cards.

ROTFLM@O!


http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

Did you call me?

[EvB]

Did you call me?

Among others - YES! 

Speaking of "others"  -- Still no SpikeGirl?

bummer . . .

[Sybil]

     Oh, you know that guy, too? We must travel in the same circles.
   
M

>>soto voce<< Pssst...don't tell anyone but.....i've done this one...hee!

The Two-Phone Method

What you need: Any cell phone with vibrating alert, and a second telephone with a different number

What to do: Set your cell phone's ringtone to Vibration Only alert. Using the second telephone, dial your cell phone's number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your finger on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction. Obviously, the second phone has to have a different telephone number for this to work, but it can be a land-line phone or another cell phone. This can also be fun if you have a friend who wants to help you out; just tell him to keep ringing you, then call him back to let him know when you've orgasmed.

[bcotx]

As his term as President draws to an end - Bush takes time to play golf with some Iraqi veterans.

[EvB]

As his term as President draws to an end - Bush takes time to play golf with some Iraqi veterans.

Oh yes - that's sick enough to belong in a "perv" thread.

Geeeze!