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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

Juan Cena

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 17, 2016, 09:42:19 PM
Orcas are bastards, there's no doubt about that. But Seaworld is worse. No benefits, the pay/chum sucks, no union. And who the hell wants to see dolphins leaping around anyway? You want amazing then lets go with trained great white sharks leaping around. Now that's entertainment.

Besides the obvious that sharks are dumb as rocks, I'm not even sure if they're even athletic enough to jump out of the water like sea mammals can.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Ghost Nutter on May 17, 2016, 09:45:41 PM
You hear the caller talk8ng bout the black eyed children getting  angrier. ..JUST DONT LET THEM  IN

Spaying and neutering Black Eyed Children. 🤔

That was actually funny.

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2016, 09:44:15 PM
Awesome. You notice that NOTHING really has happened bad even though the media was hyping the open-carry, college, and CCL stuff? Weird?

I have yet to see anyone doing open carry in Texas. Everybody I know with a CCL would rather carry concealed. I wish they would have passed constitutional open carry like so many other states have.

I don't think any of these people would have been eligible to purchase a firearm anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsvkb0DNp0

starrmtn001

I'm not going to call it a night.  The night already knows it's night.  I will, however, bid a good night to all of you.  Good night! ;D

trostol

Quote from: starrmtn001 on May 17, 2016, 09:49:27 PM
I'm not going to call it a night.  The night already knows it's night.  I will, however, bid a good night to all of you.  Good night! ;D

night night

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2016, 09:44:14 PM
Have you ever caught a bowfin/grinnel/dogfish in any of the lakes in Texas?  A 10 pounder hit a white spinner bait I was casting along a shoreline in Lake Sam Rayburn and I thought I had hooked the lake record bass at first. Freaky fish. Lots of teeth.
No weird. Though I admit some bad stuff. Releasing some over-grown Cichlids from an aquarium into a local area (statue of limitations here!) and one-time a few years back after over-estimating our Crawfish boil releasing a bunch of Coon-Ass raised bugs into my creek. I've caught talapia in some areas which are illegal, or something, non-native but adapted.

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2016, 09:50:44 PM
No weird. Though I admit some bad stuff. Releasing some over-grown Cichlids from an aquarium into a local area (statue of limitations here!) and one-time a few years back after over-estimating our Crawfish boil releasing a bunch of Coon-Ass raised bugs into my creek. I've caught talapia in some areas which are illegal, or something, non-native but adapted.

I used to fish with a guy that raised a crappie from a little one inch fry to about a pound in an aquarium. He made the mistake of throwing in a crawfish to see if it would eat it. Sure did. Choked to death on it.

I made a similar mistake tossing a small puffer fish in with my cichlids. Almost killed my favorite one until I ripped it out with a pair of needle nosed pliers. The cichlid didn't talk to me for about a week. The puffer fish was banished to the trash can.

Ghost Nutter

I'm  not letting any kid in to my house after this black eyed  children shit... I don't care are if if they're  trying to sell me girl scout cookies. ..they can stay the fuck outside

GravitySucks

Quote from: Ghost Nutter on May 17, 2016, 09:58:07 PM
I'm  not letting any kid in to my house after this black eyed  children shit... I don't care are if if they're  trying to sell me girl scout cookies. ..they can stay the fuck outside

Pretty good decision. Kids are just walking Petri dishes anyways.


albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2016, 09:49:18 PM
I have yet to see anyone doing open carry in Texas. Everybody I know with a CCL would rather carry concealed. I wish they would have passed constitutional open carry like so many other states have.

I don't think any of these people would have been eligible to purchase a firearm anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsvkb0DNp0
Yeah, on many levels. Lest I be called a racist, as always, let me say that also a sexist in that there is a certain type of woman who also likes to see her boyfriend fight and will try for it. The LCD society we have is pathetic and strange.

Juan Cena

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2016, 09:59:47 PM
Pretty good decision. Kids are just walking Petri dishes anyways.

Where do you think they grow black eyed children in the first place?

albrecht

Quote from: Juan Cena on May 17, 2016, 10:02:01 PM
Since someone mentioned Galveston...

https://youtu.be/tHjWil-f3C8
are we, connected, racist? I was thinking of that awesome song by a real great. Here's another.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsL1OTHv7U&list=RDyjsL1OTHv7U


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Juan Cena on May 17, 2016, 09:46:54 PM
Besides the obvious that sharks are dumb as rocks, I'm not even sure if they're even athletic enough to jump out of the water like sea mammals can.

That makes it easy. All you need is a crap ton of meat to hang around the tank so they jump for it. Kittens and puppies would be perfect. We're gonna be rich from this idea Juan, just you watch. People will love it.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2016, 10:06:37 PM
are we, connected, racist? I was thinking of that awesome song by a real great. Here's another.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsL1OTHv7U&list=RDyjsL1OTHv7U

And I've been listening to this one the last couple days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KH3JC1tFM

:D


Juan Cena

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 17, 2016, 10:09:15 PM
That makes it easy. All you need is a crap ton of meat to hang around the tank so they jump for it. Kittens and puppies would be perfect. We're gonna be rich from this idea Juan, just you watch. People will love it.

Would sharks jump for black eyed children?

Nice cuts, Juan, albrecht.  I'll add my two cents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTQCNntGEs

Just dropped in for a sec.  i'm going to watch a movie before I go to bed.

Ghost Nutter

You've  heard the stories....don't  let the black eyed  children...In your cars..or in your homes...nothing good can come of this....DON'T  LET THEM IN


albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 17, 2016, 10:10:35 PM
And I've been listening to this one the last couple days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KH3JC1tFM

:D
She is so awesome. I have Elite Hotel on my phone always.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 17, 2016, 10:13:54 PM
Nice cuts, Juan, albrecht.  I'll add my two cents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTQCNntGEs

Just dropped in for a sec.  i'm going to watch a movie before I go to bed.

Just dropped in, you say?

https://youtu.be/yZ8k6fVe25k

Juan Cena

Quote from: Ghost Nutter on May 17, 2016, 10:14:42 PM
You've  heard the stories....don't  let the black eyed  children...In your cars..or in your homes...nothing good can come of this....DON'T  LET THEM IN

Sir Paul disagrees

https://youtu.be/0y0v7zpHJkU


Ghost Nutter

This guy that calls heather all the time is a joke...there  are people out there that have had serious  problems with black eyed children....somebody claims  to be dying  because of them...people.....be cateful...This is  not a joke.....

Quote from: Juan Cena on May 17, 2016, 10:17:31 PM
Just dropped in, you say?

https://youtu.be/yZ8k6fVe25k

Far out, man. 

Here's one back at cha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9scsSgNNnBE


The lead guitarist, Ed King, would eventually be one of the members of Lynryd Skynryd. He's the fat guitarist in this clip.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Juan Cena on May 17, 2016, 10:19:02 PM
Sir Paul disagrees


Hmmm...let me just check the list:

Sister Suzie, Brother John,
Martin Luther, Phil And Don,
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin

No, I'm sorry but the black-eyed children aren't on the list so they won't be able to see Sir Paul today. Thanks for coming though.  :)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 17, 2016, 10:24:01 PM
Hmmm...let me just check the list:

Sister Suzie, Brother John,
Martin Luther, Phil And Don,
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin

No, I'm sorry but the black-eyed children aren't on the list so they won't be able to see Sir Paul today. Thanks for coming though.  :)

It's in the backmask.  When that Yellow Submarine sea captain starts chiming in.


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