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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 11:33:28 PM
So did norland2424 commit suicide after he inadvertently told everyone he had a micropenis, hence is huge amount of experience with girls queefing?

Don't do it my friend.  You can live a full and rewarding life, even with a micropenis.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-TALK

norland is PMing me jokes about your mother.

Quote from: akwilly on May 06, 2016, 11:32:01 PM
if a "seal" is made wouldn't it get stuck in there?

Not if the vagina is properly moist from excitement, which doesn't seem likely in norland2424 case.  Women don't become properly lubricated when they see someone like norland2424 whip out a 3 inch erect cock.



norland2424

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 11:34:41 PM
norland is PMing me jokes about your mother.

i mean it must suck for him since mothers day is this month after all  :-\

Quote from: doctor weird on May 06, 2016, 11:33:51 PM
oh no a gif.

also, im not some redneck that goes to myrtle beach and drinks pbr in my wife beater.

but I am a Southerner. And I am proud of my heritage.

the South is the backbone of this country, so DO NOT insult my heritage  ;)



akwilly

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 11:34:58 PM
Not if the vagina is properly moist from excitement, which doesn't seem likely in norland2424 case.  Women don't become properly lubricated when they see someone like norland2424 whip out a 3 inch erect cock.
I cry into women's vaginas to get them moist



Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 06, 2016, 11:27:27 PM
It's pretty obvious that he's projecting. He needs a good lay.
'Good" would imply he has a lay to compare it to.  I suspect he would settle for a reach around from a hobo down at the train station.


norland2424

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on May 06, 2016, 11:38:21 PM
'Good" would imply he has a lay to compare it to.  I suspect he would settle for a reach around from hobo down at the train station.

he is in love with your PM after all.


Quote from: doctor weird on May 06, 2016, 11:41:48 PM


Copying is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you, Kok! doctor weird!

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on May 06, 2016, 11:38:21 PM
'Good" would imply he has a lay to compare it to.  I suspect he would settle for a reach around from a hobo down at the train station.

True.


doctor weird

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 11:42:50 PM
Copying is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you, Kok! doctor weird!

Evil Southerner: 1

Cunty LA Cunt: 0


JesusJuice

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on May 06, 2016, 11:38:21 PM
'I suspect he would settle for a reach around from a hobo down at the train station.


There is literally nothing wrong with having anonymous homosexual encounters with vagrants in public.

Quote from: doctor weird on May 06, 2016, 11:44:32 PM
Evil Southerner: 1

Cunty LA Cunt: 0

Oh you were talking to norland. Yeah he's a cunt I agree!

doctor weird

Quote from: akwilly on May 06, 2016, 11:43:10 PM
that dude is about to pull a gun on the photographer

hes just a freemason. but still not to be trusted

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 06, 2016, 11:45:16 PM

There is literally nothing wrong with having anonymous homosexual encounters with vagrants in public.

What happens if you get the herp from it? That's sort of a downside.

akwilly

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 06, 2016, 11:45:16 PM

There is literally nothing wrong with having anonymous homosexual encounters with vagrants in public.
it's basicly public art


norland2424

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 06, 2016, 11:46:16 PM
What happens if you get the herp from it? That's sort of a downside.

MV downgrades your account to hiv mode


doctor weird

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 11:45:51 PM
Oh you were talking to norland. Yeah he's a cunt I agree!

the troller has become the trolled. tsk tsk


mikuthing01

Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 11:47:51 PM
MV downgrades your account to hiv mode

Can it be upgraded to full blown AIDS for a order of ecigs?

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