Midnight In The Desert

[Dr. MD MD]

i just can't believe her inclusion came with a cost.  i found it embarrassing.

I still can't believe she's human. Each night I became more and more convinced that she was just some text to speech program. She sure talks like it.

[chefist]

Reading this thread is like watching the last Sugar Ray Robinson/Jake LaMotta fight in Raging Bull.

1 to 10....how is Heather doing tonight?

[GravitySucks]

i just can't believe her inclusion came with a cost.  i found it embarrassing.

They had a deal with Leo Asshat and she was the one finding the articles for him to misread. She probably got some salary, but they actually made her sign a non-compete that they released her from when they fired her.

[trostol]

[Ciardelo]

I heard this story several times from good 'ol Jim.  Changes every time.    Oh wait!  Heather just laughed for no reason.

I imagine Jimbo doesn't need to buy too many drinks. He'd be great to spend a night at the bar with.

[trostol]

They had a deal with Leo Asshat and she was the one finding the articles for him to misread. She probably got some salary, but they actually made her sign a non-compete that they released her from when they fired her.

and soon she will be doing her own show...yet another...paranormal show lol

[Lilith]

   Oh wait!  Heather just laughed for no reason.

Again?

[norland2424]

i just can't believe her inclusion came with a cost.  i found it embarrassing.

There is also this

Amy Martin, aka “The Haunted Skeptic” Departs Midnight in the Desert
As my non-compete has expired with Midnight in the Desert and I can now write and read the news for my own gig, it’s time to announce the launch of a NEW SHOW for this New Year! I’m currently looking at running it weeknights, 5 DAYS A WEEK from 8PM-11PM Central time. The response following my Twitter announcement yesterday about Dark Matter Network News being discontinued on Midnight in the Desert just after the New Year was unprecedented. It’s great to know that so many of you are so dedicated and willing to lend your support!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Picking out your favorite flavor of bread...am I the only one who heard that

Those extra two hours...they're gonna be worth it.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

1 to 10....how is Heather doing tonight?

As much of a callous asshole as I am, it hurts me to listen. It just makes me feel bad.

They say it's more merciful for a prizefighter to be knocked out in the first round than in the fifteenth round. That's why I've been so vocal from the beginning on what disaster this is and going to be.

[Ciardelo]

and soon she will be doing her own show...yet another...paranormal show lol

soon? When? I thought she talked about that months ago.

[MV/Liberace!]

They had a deal with Leo Asshat and she was the one finding the articles for him to misread. She probably got some salary, but they actually made her sign a non-compete that they released her from when they fired her.

so she and leo were a package deal?  greeeeeeeeeeeat.

[Robert]

So?  Somebody takes his blimp out for a fly, crashes into a windmill, says he's from Mars.  (Marrs?)

[trostol]

soon? When? I thought she talked about that months ago.

i wanna say..may but i am not sure...

[Lilith]

Those extra two hours...they're gonna be worth it.

Like, maybe then, she'll get better every hour, instead of every day?

[MV/Liberace!]

and soon she will be doing her own show...yet another...paranormal show lol

dear lord... give me HIV now.

[venix]

I heard this story several times from good 'ol Jim.  Changes every time.    Oh wait!  Heather just laughed for no reason.

She has an awful habit of doing this. She sounds like she is on autopilot and not even listening to the guest. Sound familiar.

[Dr. MD MD]

As much of a callous asshole as I am, it hurts me to listen. It just makes me feel bad.

They say it's more merciful for a prizefighter to be knocked out in the first round than in the fifteenth round. That's why I've been so vocal from the beginning on what disaster this is and going to be.

You're a real humanitarian. 

[Showroom Dummy]

1 to 10....how is Heather doing tonight?

i would say a   2   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

All I'm saying is that bateman can't post anonymously as bateman. It puts him at a disadvantage against all us chicken-shit anons. So I can see where he might have use of an alt now and then. 

I suggest bateman's alt be named batemang

[chefist]

i would say a   2   

Thanks...

[bateman]

dear lord... give me HIV now.

I might be able to introduce you to Dennis Rodman.

[MV/Liberace!]

The response following my Twitter announcement yesterday about Dark Matter Network News being discontinued on Midnight in the Desert just after the New Year was unprecedented.

that's right, folks.  it was unprecedented.  it was without precedent.

[jazmunda]

dear lord... give me HIV now.

You can live a long productive life with that these days. You want an aggressive form of ass cancer.

[Corona Kitty]

Im here for the comments.

Any good material for Saturday night?

I'll wait until the show ends to read the comments.

[ShayP]

I imagine Jimbo doesn't need to buy too many drinks. He'd be great to spend a night at the bar with.

True.  He'd pick up the tab too since he has so many other ventures on the side.  I'd party with him.

[SciFiAuthor]

dear lord... give me HIV now.

Fuck. Alright. Meet me in the bathroom.

[trostol]

You can live a long productive life with that these days. You want an aggressive form of ass cancer.

[jazmunda]

I suggest bateman's alt be named batemang

But which one is the Master Bater?

[trostol]

Fuck. Alright. Meet me in the bathroom.