Midnight In The Desert

[trostol]

UL listing for the "wishing machine?" And why wouldn't a witch be able to channel or stir-up whatever she wished without the machine?

she said last night to cut down the ritual time..

[chandlerkaiden]

I dread the times you can tell none of her lines are ringing and she gets scared and starts talking randomly about things she thinks will stir things up. "Trump, right? How about Trump? I SUPPORT NO ONE THIS ELECTION. Anyone have any thoughts on Trump?"

[ShayP]

If I'm a little testy tonight it's because the US Men's soccer team lost to frikin' Guatemala.  2-0  Dammit!

[Dr. MD MD]

I thought about selling Grit.  I think that's how Mark Cuban started.

Damn, I always wanted those x-ray specs! I tried the sea monkies but they all died pretty quickly 

[albrecht]

I thought about selling Grit.  I think that's how Mark Cuban started.

Hey the 1000 soldiers I got were well worth it. They were about as small as the sea-monkey (that died, I'm the only person who can't get Sea-Monkeys (brine shrimp) to not live!)

[JesusJuice]

You gotta keep notching it up, Shay. The orgasm lasts longer that way 

I believe the term you are looking for is "edging".

[=Schlyder=]

I can sell you some quantum torsion field "wish rocks" that I will activate for you with my powers of wishful thinking.

You buy now.... $300.

[chandlerkaiden]

This lame intro needs to end already. Open the damn lines!

She's trying to avoid the phones on open lines night.

[trostol]

If I'm a little testy tonight it's because the US Men's soccer team lost to frikin' Guatemala.  2-0  Dammit!

they were awful...

[Roswells, Art]

I dread the times you can tell none of her lines are ringing and she gets scared and starts talking randomly about things she thinks will stir things up. "Trump, right? How about Trump? I SUPPORT NO ONE THIS ELECTION. Anyone have any thoughts on Trump?"

Lol. "Trump, right?"

[Roswells, Art]

Hey the 1000 soldiers I got were well worth it. They were about as small as the sea-monkey (that died, I'm the only person who can't get Sea-Monkeys (brine shrimp) to not live!)

I was poor. All I got was mosquito larvae.

[Dr. MD MD]

I believe the term you are looking for is "edging".

I don't know. I'm not really into that stuff. I was just milking it for it's comedic value 

[littlechris]

I thought about selling Grit.  I think that's how Mark Cuban started.

Lol, remember the Johnson Smith company. I used to looove their catalog. They are still around actually. Good stuff.

[comaphobe]

I thought about selling Grit.  I think that's how Mark Cuban started.

i have a stack of old late 70s and early 80s comics here that i flip through from time to time. i spend more time reading the mail order ads than the actual comic. there was some cool stuff you could send away for.

[EarthAlien007]

This might possibly be her worst open yet.

How stoned is she?

[HeatherWadeSucks]

She's trying to avoid the phones on open lines night.

Good Lord...

[albrecht]

Forget the American Special-Ops, though they are awesome, I saw some story about a Russian Special-Ops who called an air-raid on him because he was surrounded by the Muslims. Let the Slavic types take care of the Muslims, we don't have the will to do so.

[ShayP]

Hey the 1000 soldiers I got were well worth it. They were about as small as the sea-monkey (that died, I'm the only person who can't get Sea-Monkeys (brine shrimp) to not live!)

[HeatherWadeSucks]

Finally!

[trostol]

a real MiB wouldnt call in

[Belles]

"They just DECIDED to kill him".   REALLY?

[chandlerkaiden]

Lol, remember the Johnson Smith company. I used to looove their catalog. They are still around actually. Good stuff.

That's so kickass. I could look at that as I fell asleep every night. Hammacher Schlemmer, SkyMall, and BudK are great for that.

[albrecht]

Lol, remember the Johnson Smith company. I used to looove their catalog. They are still around actually. Good stuff.

Johnson Smith Company was the best company, ever!!!! They still exist? Awesome!

[littlechris]

I tried the sea monkies but they all died pretty quickly 

Those were fun!!!!

[Roswells, Art]

Thanks for that insightful reporting of the news, right?

[comaphobe]

Lol, remember the Johnson Smith company. I used to looove their catalog. They are still around actually. Good stuff.

A++

[Juan Cena]

This lame intro needs to end already. Open the damn lines!

Hey, as long as she doesn't have Jerry Corsi on, I'm cool with it.

[littlechris]

Those were dope too!!!!!!

[Chine]

Wait? What?! 'Call if you hate me' ?

Hahahaha.

Hi, Everyone!

[EarthAlien007]

"As soon as we come back from the break, it's all about you. But I am Heather Wade."

This might be fun.