Midnight In The Desert

[GravitySucks]

I would investigate.  I don't know why.

Try this one, and turn your sound up.

http://youtu.be/hmhRSmyn73Q

[SciFiAuthor]

So they know enough about human technology to dodge a camera . . .

[SciFiAuthor]

And Heather defends the guest's assertion that bigfoot knows what a camera is.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

Okay, first question: who is fucking the Sasquatch?  Seriously, who?

[GravitySucks]

So they know enough about human technology to dodge a camera . . .

One guest, don't know who, said they are psychic and understand your intentions.

[littlechris]

And Heather defends the guest's assertion that bigfoot knows what a camera is.

Grrr, tuning in....

[Richard Groyper]

are you the current caller? lol

"LIl' Lebron" isn't my son. I wish he was. 

[gabrielle]

Try this one, and turn your sound up.

http://youtu.be/hmhRSmyn73Q

Truth be told, I would offer the animal food. I have heard that sound on my land.  I have brought food to the location.  I know I know...duh.  The sounds don't scare me at all. Humans...on the other hand..yikes. 

[norland2424]

Grrr, tuning in....

dude you missed the prank call? lol

[akwilly]

this guest should just say fuck it and do her thing as a comedy routine.

[akwilly]

dude you missed the prank call? lol

or was Little Chris the caller?

[GravitySucks]

or was Little Chris the caller?

Does Little Chris have red hair?

[Jackstar]

I know I know...duh.  The sounds don't scare me at all. Humans...on the other hand..yikes. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0mWVVSkYHo

[K_Dubb]

So, assuming the samples she's sent everywhere are faked, is it possible to deliberately contaminate a mixed-up male primate sample with human-female DNA?

[littlechris]

dude you missed the prank call? lol

Crap, maybe I'll catch it later if it's available on YouTube.

[littlechris]

or was Little Chris the caller?

Noooo, never.   

[littlechris]

Does Little Chris have red hair?

Curly golden locks.

[K_Dubb]

Ha ha ha maybe that's what makes their eyes glow.

[21st Century Man]

Sounds tonight like Noory is losing listeners.  Some of these callers are  :.  Alabama Annie will be calling in next.

[Showroom Dummy]

braaps ?

[norland2424]

braaps ?

LOL i thought i had dosed off into hoagie land

[gabrielle]

braaps ?

No kidding...what was that?

[K_Dubb]

Thought she'd pounded her last packet for a minute.

[norland2424]

yea caller that department is called bellgab

[jjsmooth]

So, assuming the samples she's sent everywhere are faked, is it possible to deliberately contaminate a mixed-up male primate sample with human-female DNA?

A faked or contaminated sample with mixed-up DNA from human and a primate would have mitochondrial DNA from both species.

There is likely to be natural contamination from bacteria or fungi in her samples, but a blast search should be able to identify that contaminant DNA as fungal or bacterial.

So, I guess it's aliens.

[21st Century Man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0mWVVSkYHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tK6aQS_H0

[K_Dubb]

A faked or contaminated sample with mixed-up DNA from human and a primate would have mitochondrial DNA from both species.

There is likely to be natural contamination from bacteria or fungi in her samples, but a blast search should be able to identify that contaminant DNA as fungal or bacterial.

So, I guess it's aliens.

Ah, thanks!  So there's no way you can think of to fake the results she's reporting?

[Roswells, Art]

Their eyes glow only if their dilithium crystals have recently been replaced.

[GravitySucks]

Alright. I am calling BS on her sightings.

[Jackstar]

Well that is too bad.

I was really taking a shine to that caller.