Midnight In The Desert

[BellBoy]

Lest I incur the wrath of a seasoned snorcerer of the dark arts, let it be known, that haphazard facsimile is not my handiwork. Kindly direct all cage rattling magicks and e-chivalry accordingly.

:^)

I apologize, sir. This had been previously posted and accredited to you by another poster.

All glories to Malachi Martini...



You have to open this in order to see it.   Malachi, how do you do it?

[K_Dubb]

Lest I incur the wrath of a seasoned snorcerer of the dark arts, let it be known, that haphazard facsimile is not my handiwork. Kindly direct all cage rattling magicks and e-chivalry accordingly.

:^)

I thought it a little obvious to come from the same hand as the jeep-crash, which I regard as a masterpiece.

[whoozit]

Ha! It's been very, very lame,
But it's been a little fun,
To see theONE's so overdone,
They post and post and post,
Wade's still better than Coast to Coast.


Bye kids, I'm just one individual poster,
I have real work to do. Play nice.

-GNS 

Oohhh...can I play to?

theOne purports to be quite callow
His yurt he lights with yak tallow
Spouting his bland venom
Wishing he could wear denim
His yaks know he sure can swallow

[malachi.martini]

Thanks for finding this BellBoy.

You have to open this in order to see it.   Malachi, how do you do it?

Sorry I missed it buddy, I miss everything in this thread, lol. imgur.com, but you've probably already found your way there. I do see a slight resemblance, I've gone #fullhoagland!

Well, preserving as much of your effort as I can, I offer:

From out of the din of hens clacking
On deaths where mortality's lacking,
Arose a clamor disgusting:
Gerontological thrusting,
And mouth-breathers fervently whacking.

Brilliant. If you kickstarted a collection of Mongolian verse repair, I'd pledge at least enough to meet the audio book reward tier.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Mongolian Throat Singing
https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Brilliant. If you kickstarted a collection of Mongolian verse repair, I'd pledge at least enough to meet the audio book reward tier.

Stroke of genius. If we raise enough maybe we could get Art to do the reading? He's not doing anything these days.

[K_Dubb]

Oohhh...can I play to?

theOne purports to be quite callow
His yurt he lights with yak tallow
Spouting his bland venom
Wishing he could wear denim
His yaks know he sure can swallow

Of course you can play, my dear Whoozit.
Rhyming's a use-it-or-lose-it.
With verses like that,
I'd fain tip my hat.
The laureate's yours if you choose it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Stroke of genius. If we raise enough maybe we could get Art to do the reading? He's not doing anything these days.

What if a mongolian stalker fired an arrow at Art? While on horseback.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

What if a mongolian stalker fired an arrow at Art? While on horseback.

"I know it sounds incredible Michael but you see my dirt out here is harder than concrete. So a thousand pound horse at full gallop won't leave any prints out there. And the arrow he shot at me? Turned into pixie dust Michael. We decided not to pursue the matter with law enforcement because well... you saw what the Mongols did to the Asian continent in the 11th century."

Seriously though, most epic way to die ever. Killed in a drive-by with an arrow from a Mongolian on horseback?

[Yorkshire pud]

"I know it sounds incredible Michael but you see my dirt out here is harder than concrete. So a thousand pound horse at full gallop won't leave any prints out there. And the arrow he shot at me? Turned into pixie dust Michael. We decided not to pursue the matter with law enforcement because well... you saw what the Mongols did to the Asian continent in the 11th century."

Seriously though, most epic way to die ever. Killed in a drive-by with an arrow from a Mongolian on horseback?

...at night, wearing sunglasses.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

...at night, wearing sunglasses.

I need some freshly killed red meat,a fire and three young corruptable women right now after thinking about that.

[anunnaki]

Is,  40 years old -prune-  ..... Heather's new nick name ??

"Prunella"   ??

[Yorkshire pud]

I need some freshly killed red meat,a fire and three young corruptable women right now after thinking about that.

You're going to, erm......?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Cook the women over the fire and then sleep with the freshly killed red meat.  Duh.

[Yorkshire pud]

Cook the women over the fire and then sleep with the freshly killed red meat.  Duh.

Phew!!! That's what I was hoping.

[Bonanza Pilot]

I listened last night for the first time in around 2 weeks. I liked the show and enjoyed Heathers NDE story. My 16 year old Pug, Blondie who meant the world to me recently passed away and hearing that they will be on the other side with us was comforting. I firmly believe in a soul and I believe animals have souls, too. Dogs are very special and we humans don't really know much about them. They are much more intelligent and intuitive than we give them credit for, IMO. One of the things that makes them so special is they only want to love and be loved. Dogs are about the only living thing on the planet that is truly capable of unconditional love for our flawed species.

[Gruntled]

I listened last night for the first time in around 2 weeks. I liked the show and enjoyed Heathers NDE story. My 16 year old Pug, Blondie who meant the world to me recently passed away and hearing that they will be on the other side with us was comforting. I firmly believe in a soul and I believe animals have souls, too. Dogs are very special and we humans don't really know much about them. They are much more intelligent and intuitive than we give them credit for, IMO. One of the things that makes them so special is they only want to love and be loved. Dogs are about the only living thing on the planet that is truly capable of unconditional love for our flawed species.

Thank you for this post Sir.
I know how you feel about your pet/friend sorry.
I am looking forward to listening to this show tonight as it is my first opportunity to do so.
Sounds like it was a good show.

[Curandero81]

come to think of it.
Art NEVER said it did not cost him $19.95 a minute for his daily phone sex call with heather.
(or did I miss it)

[Curandero81]

is there a time traveler discount for phone sex ?
(I am aware you can wormhole her...)

[Curandero81]

damn curse yesterday...
now everytime I see her face I get a horrible headache accompanied by an erection.
damn curse

[Dateline]

is there a time traveler discount for phone sex ?
(I am aware you can wormhole her...)

No, but you can here the replay and stream it anytime you want for free.  Oh and Open lines, anything goes.

[Dateline]

Is HW the new Falkie?

[theONE]

ONE poster with how many handlers?

He seems to post incessantly,
He has many a personality,
He won't post honestly,
He must be meeting a bonus,
Pissing all over like Cronus

-GNS

Listen Bordelo,...

You are intellectual impotent here in this Forum, telling me that I don't post honestly,
how much more honestly do you want -??

If I post *more* honestly then I'm posting now
MV will ban my sorry ass in a flash - ,,,I'm not taking your bite Bordelo,
this is as honest as you get.

According  to some members here - I'm already being to ..honest,
so devour what I'm serving you now , and shut up,
unless you are waiting for the Great Master to serve you more baloney.

btw,
HWS

[Sean92008]

I apologize, sir. This had been previously posted and accredited to you by another poster.

No accreditation, strictly imitation... 

[theONE]

Ha! It's been very, very lame,
But it's been a little fun,
To see theONE's so overdone,
They post and post and post,
Wade's still better than Coast to Coast.


Bye kids, I'm just one individual poster,
I have real work to do. Play nice.

-GNS 

OK, this shit is bit better,I give you that
But you are wrong about 40 years old prune being better than C2C
she is tragic, no energy,no excitement,  listen to her last night, it was  s-o-o-ooo ,,, b-o-r-i-n-g
and I do like that topic,I did had two [2] Out of Body Exp, but that show was not flowing,
both guest and host sound it boring,...might be talking about knitting of sweaters.....

btw,
HWS

[Sean92008]

What if a mongolian stalker fired an arrow at Art? While on horseback.

Would it sound like a firecracker?  Let's see what HW reports to the Sheriff's Office.

HWS - Praise MV

[theONE]

Mongolian Throat Singing
https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98

hehe , now We fucken rocking, Thanks Mind Flayer Monk.
Heather, /that 40 year old prune/ should use that as her opener....

Huuurayyy - huurayyy ......

btw,
HWS

[Curandero81]

No, but you can here the replay and stream it anytime you want for free.  Oh and Open lines, anything goes.

ANYTHING GOES ?
will she remove the curse ?
(really tired of headaches and erections...been to the ER three times since she posted her pic)
oh,
almost forgot to ask about
FREE phone sex talk

[theONE]

"I know it sounds incredible Michael but you see my dirt out here is harder than concrete. So a thousand pound horse at full gallop won't leave any prints out there. And the arrow he shot at me? Turned into pixie dust Michael. We decided not to pursue the matter with law enforcement because well... you saw what the Mongols did to the Asian continent in the 11th century."

Seriously though, most epic way to die ever. Killed in a drive-by with an arrow from a Mongolian on horseback?

Ooo, fuck - this is funy shit 

[Jackstar]

/that 40 year old prune/