Midnight In The Desert

[Curandero81]

It's because she is a female which means she has to also be fuckable for anyone to take her seriously.  And that is why 2016 is only marginally different than 1916.  Fucking progressive society we've got here huh?

nice some values (that are important) never change...
anyway, also a good reason alcohol was invented (helps some women to be taken seriously..that might never have a chance)

[Auslandia]

Sorry, missed that. Cant say that I study the context of a series of posts. Maybe I will just shut up and concentrate on how to enable dogs to take over the planet. They know no sarcasm.

You're in the wrong place if you're avoiding sarcasm lol

[BellBoy]

Sorry, missed that. Cant say that I study the context of a series of posts. Maybe I will just shut up and concentrate on how to enable dogs to take over the planet. They know no sarcasm.

You have apparently never had the pleasure of having a Pekingese take a shit in your shoe.

(The sarcastic little fuckers)

[Yorkshire pud]

You have apparently never had the pleasure of having a Pekingese take a shit in your shoe.

(The sarcastic little fuckers)

They were your favourite stilettos too..No wonder you were annoyed.

[BellBoy]

They were your favourite stilettos too..No wonder you were annoyed.

Genuine Jimney Choo, they was! Got them down the market stall, me.

[Yorkshire pud]

Genuine Jimney Choo, they was! Got them down the market stall, me.

I know, they even came with a 'genuine' certificate of authenticity too. But I think your suspicions might have been raised when the name had 'Choo choo' and a little drawing of a locomotive. I dunno..

[ItsOver]

I've always had you pegged as a bit of a poof Yorkie, not that there's anything wrong with that.

We can't all love the strong, masculine type. 

[BellBoy]

I know, they even came with a 'genuine' certificate of authenticity too. But I think your suspicions might have been raised when the name had 'Choo choo' and a little drawing of a locomotive. I dunno..

Yeah! Jimney Choo Choo... with the little cricket guy, driving the train! They was right next to the Adidass trainers. Like always.

[Value Of Pi]

Sorry, missed that. Cant say that I study the context of a series of posts. Maybe I will just shut up and concentrate on how to enable dogs to take over the planet. They know no sarcasm.

Definite and obvious sarcasm on that post. No need for the fabled sarcasm emoticon here. Just turn up the sensitivity of your sarcasm detector. There's a lot of it around. Nine times out of ten a positive reading will be correct.

[whoozit]

Definite and obvious sarcasm on that post. No need for the fabled sarcasm emoticon here. Just turn up the sensitivity of your sarcasm detector. There's a lot of it around. Nine times out of ten a positive reading will be correct.

Don't tell me how to run my sarcasm detector!  It's mine and I paid good hard earned money for it!  I'll use it any way I see fit, you damn commie bastard that wants to tell everyone what to do! My fingers are worked to the goddamned bone so I can pay the taxes that support you in your mom's basement!  Why don't you move out of the country you freak!

[Sean92008]

The rather long delay [in releasing the photo] is unfortunate at the very least. 

Her publicist must be the same as Hilary Clinton's...  Day short, dollar late. :

I can't wait until I figure out how to do animations on my CS3. I've got some already in mind 



...all the voice fappers may lose their woodies now...  breather boy included...

[Northern Nights]

I agree with you. I wish dogs ruled the earth.

[Sean92008]

I thought they were just waiting for the mothership to return before enslaving us.

[Auslandia]

 Again, I don't really understand what the alleged fapping was all about in the first place. I mean, do people actually fap to Art's photo?  It's all really ridiculous. 

[ItsOver]

Again, I don't really understand what the alleged fapping was all about in the first place. I mean, do people actually fap to Art's photo?  It's all really ridiculous.

For me, it's all about the hair.

[Auslandia]

Obviously with hair like that, I'd be fapping to my own reflection. 

[ItsOver]

Obviously with hair like that, I'd be fapping to my own reflection.

Yep.  19.5 times a day, of course.

[Sean92008]

Obviously with hair like that, I'd be fapping to my own reflection.

ROFL! 

[BellBoy]

Yep.  19.5 times a day, of course.

It's in the data.

[Auslandia]

As soon as we find the libraries all will be clear

[Value Of Pi]

Don't tell me how to run my sarcasm detector!  It's mine and I paid good hard earned money for it!  I'll use it any way I see fit, you damn commie bastard that wants to tell everyone what to do! My fingers are worked to the goddamned bone so I can pay the taxes that support you in your mom's basement!  Why don't you move out of the country you freak!

It's an honor to be called a damn commie bastard on BellGab and be asked to leave the country. I feel like I've been accepted, like I have a home here. How sick is that? No, don't tell me. Allow me to enjoy the moment.

[whoozit]

It's an honor to be called a damn commie bastard on BellGab and be asked to leave the country. I feel like I've been accepted, like I have a home here. How sick is that? No, don't tell me. Allow me to enjoy the moment.

It was more a test of the lack of sarcasm emoticon but I'm glad you're happy I burst your commie bastard cherry.  I'm still waiting for my own stalker or at least a nemesis to combat.  The closest I have is theONE but it is more like battling a bad case of number two after downing a bad burrito.

[Chronaut]

I hate Mankind

If we're evaluating the male species en masse, I may have to agree.  But I still see hope for Womankind, and since their existence depends on the survival of Mankind I'm reluctant to obliterate the gibbering beasts from the face of the Earth.

[Chronaut]

you damn commie bastard that wants to tell everyone what to do!

As an American who can't use my vaporizer in a fucking bar, I have to point out that the commie bastards are loosing ground fast to the capitalist bastards telling everyone what to do.

I wonder if we've surpassed them at this point:  does anyone know if you can vape in a Russian bar?  I may have to move there to attain greater liberty.

[Value Of Pi]

It was more a test of the lack of sarcasm emoticon but I'm glad you're happy I burst your commie bastard cherry.  I'm still waiting for my own stalker or at least a nemesis to combat.  The closest I have is theONE but it is more like battling a bad case of number two after downing a bad burrito.

Well, see, my detector is always set to maximum sensitivity, to be sure to err in that direction. If I was on duty Sunday, Dec 7, the day of infamy, I would have reported huge clouds of something, possibly sarcasm, heading to Hawaii from the west.

You can do better for a nemesis than theOne. For some reason, once I heard he was from Mongolia, he didn't seem half as bad. Apparently, I cut Mongolians a lot of slack. And he does seem open to suggestion, unlike a certain penguin. In my heart, I'm sure he wants to be a better person.

[Jackstar]

I hate Mankind

[Auslandia]

 Listen up everyone there are much more important issues at hand. I can't be concerned with who is fapping to Heather's photo  when Madman Marcum is raising money  to build another time travel device. So apparently he's relocated to Hawaii.  If he ended up 800 miles or something from home last time he jumped through the vortex that's going to put him out in the middle of the Pacific ocean somewhere this time. I know he was naked before but he may want to jump through it holding a life raft or something.

[whoozit]

As an American who can't use my vaporizer in a fucking bar, I have to point out that the commie bastards are loosing ground fast to the capitalist bastards telling everyone what to do.

I wonder if we've surpassed them at this point:  does anyone know if you can vape in a Russian bar?  I may have to move there to attain greater liberty.

I think you can just use the word bastard without a political prefix.  Everyone seems to think they are smartest person in the room.

[Chronaut]

Listen up everyone there are much more important issues at hand. I can't be concerned with who is fapping to Heather's photo  when Madman Marcum is raising money  to build another time travel device. So apparently he's relocated to Hawaii.  If he ended up 800 miles or something from home last time he jumped through the vortex that's going to put him out in the middle of the Pacific ocean somewhere this time. I know he was naked before but he may want to jump through it holding a life raft or something.

Does anyone actually believe Madman's shtick?  I mean it's a fun story, but, c'mon.

[Lilith]

Thank You Heather, it's a lovely picture !