Midnight In The Desert

Doomed · May 28, 2018, 09:43:24 PM

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 28, 2018, 09:33:35 PM
She left the keys in the ignition, battery is dead and she's locked out...

Crime fighting will have to wait until tomorrow. AAA is busy with towing a house in the Desert Trails compound.

Roscoe P Coltranes sister.

Sean92008 · May 28, 2018, 09:43:49 PM

Quote from: Bluejay on May 28, 2018, 09:38:53 PM
Or call the nearest mental institution...

If I did that scene, I would have savored that handful of titty.

BettyO417 · May 28, 2018, 09:44:10 PM

Quote from: Bluejay on May 28, 2018, 09:41:34 PM

Vara's showing off his summer place.. Come on over, we'll fire up the grill, through some squirrel on have a mighty fine time....

Sean92008 · May 28, 2018, 09:44:49 PM

Quote from: Doomed on May 28, 2018, 09:43:24 PM
Roscoe P Coltranes sister.

With Boss Hogg's girth.

yoursongs · May 28, 2018, 09:45:14 PM

Quote from: Doomed on May 28, 2018, 09:43:24 PM
Roscoe P Coltranes sister.

...and incestuous lover . For shoo-er. Absolutely. For each and every one of you.

Bluejay · May 28, 2018, 09:45:51 PM

Quote from: brig on May 28, 2018, 09:32:32 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA, she has Arts voice giving out the numbers to call in LOLOLOLOLOLOL

69CheckMate · May 28, 2018, 09:46:06 PM

Quote from: painter17 on May 28, 2018, 09:39:44 PM
holy shit.... that really happened?
Awesome
SUPER DAVE!

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yoursongs · May 28, 2018, 09:46:18 PM

WhiskeySourVara = "Percy" from The Green Mile.

Doomed · May 28, 2018, 09:46:46 PM

"Oooh yeh". Sounds like he has some nice reefer. "I was chewin' gum and stuff"

Sean92008 · May 28, 2018, 09:47:19 PM

Quote from: yoursongs on May 28, 2018, 09:45:14 PM
...and incestuous lover . For shoo-er. Absolutely. For each and every one of you.

Got me thinking of the incredible Gerry Rafferty...
https://youtu.be/DPxYfHoaABA

PB the Deplorable · May 28, 2018, 09:47:26 PM

Quote from: GJ69 on May 28, 2018, 09:36:59 PM
... Now onto Good Dave!...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7htx-jXfbWs

Cowkiller · May 28, 2018, 09:48:09 PM

To be honest, i'm a nut for carlos casteneda read his books, blah blah and this guest Reader says absolutely nothing that is not in castenedas books. Hes a charlatan using a dead man who can't stop him, in order to steal that mans life work while providing nothing new. In other words a perfect guest for heather.
A real witch dont go on the radio telling everyone what she is, at least not if they are smart.

yoursongs · May 28, 2018, 09:48:10 PM

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 28, 2018, 09:47:19 PM
Got me thinking of the incredible Gerry Rafferty...
https://youtu.be/DPxYfHoaABA

tell them about Stealer's Wheel

Bluejay · May 28, 2018, 09:48:10 PM

Quote from: AstroBuzz on May 28, 2018, 09:36:08 PM
I'm surprised no one has made a parody song using the B-52's "Loveshack", for Heather.

"The Cuckshack is a little old place where Art put Heatherrr! Cuckshack babyyyy!"

popple · May 28, 2018, 09:48:17 PM

Been tuned into Dave for a while now and he hasn't hinted I should send him presents. How does he expect to keep the show running?

Lilith · May 28, 2018, 09:48:20 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 28, 2018, 09:42:29 PM
Do you mind?! I'm trying to listen to Dave right now. :

I'm sorry, I'll try harder to behave.

Dr. MD MD · May 28, 2018, 09:48:29 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6PnsnBpQE

Doomed · May 28, 2018, 09:48:32 PM

Quote from: Bluejay on May 28, 2018, 09:41:34 PM

HA!

Dr. MD MD · May 28, 2018, 09:49:30 PM

Quote from: brig on May 28, 2018, 09:48:20 PM
I'm sorry, I'll try harder to behave.

It's OK, brig. I wasn't talking to you anyway.

SpookyTim · May 28, 2018, 09:49:50 PM

Quote from: Bluejay on May 28, 2018, 09:48:10 PM

I think I remember reading that one somewhere in this thread.

PB the Deplorable · May 28, 2018, 09:49:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdHg4QEmBvk

Doomed · May 28, 2018, 09:51:27 PM

Quote from: Bluejay on May 28, 2018, 09:45:51 PM

"Live from a ceiling somewhere in the great American southwest, its Coast to Coast AM, and Im Art bell..."

Sumthins Goin On · May 28, 2018, 09:51:43 PM

Enough. I'm getting a nice deep dish of mushroom flavored ice-cream, and listening to the voice of sanity, Dave.

trostol · May 28, 2018, 09:51:44 PM

Quote from: Cowkiller on May 28, 2018, 09:48:09 PM
To be honest, i'm a nut for carlos casteneda read his books, blah blah and this guest Reader says absolutely nothing that is not in castenedas books. Hes a charlatan using a dead man who can't stop him, in order to steal that mans life work while providing nothing new. In other words a perfect guest for heather.
A real witch dont go on the radio telling everyone what she is, at least not if they are smart.

said that the very first time she said she was one...she is either vastly stupid or not practicing or not actively practicing

Dr. MD MD · May 28, 2018, 09:53:08 PM

I just finished a burrito. Man, was it spicy! Good but spicy! It led me to wonder if God could create a burrito so spicy that he himself could not eat it?

Bluejay · May 28, 2018, 09:54:57 PM

Quote from: popple on May 28, 2018, 09:36:46 PM
Did you know her very good friend Whitley Strieber was her first guest back the first time?

Doomed · May 28, 2018, 09:56:54 PM

Quote from: popple on May 28, 2018, 09:48:17 PM
Been tuned into Dave for a while now and he hasn't hinted I should send him presents. How does he expect to keep the show running?

Send him money so he can upgrade his dump button.
Heather has a brand new one. Daves is an older model.
We simply cannot abide a dump button gap!

PrairieGhost · May 28, 2018, 09:57:05 PM

Assemblage points. That is all...

Richard Groyper · May 28, 2018, 09:58:16 PM

Heath is not good at radio.

Aquarius · May 28, 2018, 09:58:21 PM

Quote from: trostol on May 28, 2018, 09:51:44 PM
said that the very first time she said she was one...she is either vastly stupid or not practicing or not actively practicing

Aside from which real witches understand the consequences of cheerfully discussing how powerful curses are, as I recall her doing on a show a while back. If you really espouse the principles she claims she does, she would know that a basic principle is that what you do comes back to you threefold. Would you seriously curse someone if you believed that? And get it back three times stronger? I think not... and telling her "fans" to bash a guest host openly on FB could be seen as an incitement to violence.. also not so great for her karma in that belief system. Just sayin'...