Midnight In The Desert

[Dr. MD MD]

Can I be DM DM .rD? What are we talking about, anyway?

[69CheckMate]

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Tonight on Midnight in the Desert With Dave Schrader,
Andrew McGrath of Beasts Of Britain discusses Cryptid Sightings over seas & Beware! We made The List of Jericho! Chris Jericho joins us to discuss high strangeness & Art Bell.
11pm to 2am cst Listen Live https://t.co/eUGwBnrLV2

[69CheckMate]

I have been too busy filling orders.
I sold out my entire inventory in less than an hour of going live!
The biggest seller was my WANNA TAKE A BRIDE? Legacy shirt.

http://bartelllegacy.com/product/wanna-take-a-bride-shirt/

Lol!

[Doomed]

Can I just say that if Heather Fade ever wins an award for broadcasting, I will carve off my left nut and eat it.

You heard it here first.

Breaded and deep fried in peanut oil. With a bit of honey mustard, they are quite tasty.
I lost mine when Trump won the election...

[sintaxi]

I have been too busy filling orders.
I sold out my entire inventory in less than an hour of going live!
The biggest seller was my WANNA TAKE A BRIDE? Legacy shirt.

http://bartelllegacy.com/product/wanna-take-a-bride-shirt/

No fair--I want a Heater Wadd t-shirt first, you fucking vulture!

[popple]

So they have been busy beavers over at arbelllegacy.com

She’s seriously calling the members Time Travelers?

Bart Ell, I think they are trying to out parody you!

Perks of being a Bart Ell Thyme Traveler

[Christ on a Bike]

Breaded and deep fried in peanut oil. With a bit of honey mustard, they are quite tasty.
I lost mine when Trump won the election...

Love honey mustard dressing.  This will be the silver lining to my possible loss-of-ball.

Gonna hold off until she makes a shortlist of nominees before buying the peanut oil though

[bellNwhistle]

Perks of being a Bart Ell Thyme Traveler

Does anyone secretly want to make out with Bart Ell... just a little?

I mean, his profile pic is off-putting, but he's sure making up for it with the #LEGACY !!

[dsz]

Also seems like she has made one “sound” decision - UPRN and Joe are shite and it would be a huge disaster for her to be on there (not counting the huge disaster it’s all going to be anyway).

Well done Heater - you made a grown up decision!

It's good to see our Heather growing as a person, host, and businesswoman. She may even address Bellgab and surprise everyone. She may just impress you all yet... Or entertain us with another Hindenburg mixed with suicide music.

[Grifynne]

Attached is the audio file from Vara's network. Keith cut him off about 3/4 of the way through if I remember correctly.

[Bart Ell]

Perks of being a Bart Ell Thyme Traveler

I just named it my Time Voyagers but I am gonna change it to yours!
You just earned $75 in Bart Bucks, Popple!
Thyme is a secret ingredient in my Pizza Pizzaz!

http://bartelllegacy.com/time-voyagers-v-i-p/

[dsz]

Where's Dave? He's usually poked his head in here by now? 

He concedes Heather's superiority.

[Dr. MD MD]

I just named it my Time Voyagers but I am gonna change it to yours!
You just earned $75 in Bart Bucks, Popple!

http://bartelllegacy.com/time-voyagers-v-i-p/

Hey! I've been promoting the hell out of you and so far zero Bart Bucks. Maybe I was wrong?!

[dsz]

But Snoory had actual radio chops, as did Siegel, Hilly Rose, etc.

Heather was roadkill from the get go and took a long while to develop any comfort level.

Try again.

Roadkill can't talk. It's dead.

[Bart Ell]

Hey! I've been promoting the hell out of you and so far zero Bart Bucks. Maybe I was wrong?!

Don't try to Falkie Bart Bucks!
You can have $20 of Bart Bucks but it will only be good towards the purchase of a Kup O Kathy mug!

http://bartelllegacy.com/product/kup-o-kathy/

[bellNwhistle]

Don't try to Falkie Bart Bucks!
You can have $20 of Bart Bucks but it will only be good towards the purchase of a Kup O Kathy mug!

http://bartelllegacy.com/product/kup-o-kathy/

I just said I'd make out with you, so I'd better get more than a Kup O Kathy mug. 

[69CheckMate]

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Perks of being a Bart Ell Thyme Traveler

[Dr. MD MD]

Don't try to Falkie Bart Bucks!
You can have $20 of Bart Bucks but it will only be good towards the purchase of a Kup O Kathy mug!

http://bartelllegacy.com/product/kup-o-kathy/

Ew! I'm off lunch permanently now. 

[Bart Ell]

I just said I'd make out with you, so I'd better get more than a Kup O Kathy mug. 

Sounds like you got more of a reward than the rest!

[Dyna-X]

Tonight on Midnight in the Desert With Dave Schrader,
Andrew McGrath of Beasts Of Britain discusses Cryptid Sightings over seas & Beware! We made The List of Jericho! Chris Jericho joins us to discuss high strangeness & Art Bell.
11pm to 2am cst Listen Live https://t.co/eUGwBnrLV2

It goes without saying my favorite cryptid is the Beast of Bodmin Moor. Here kitty, kitty...

[Sean92008]

Where's Dave? He's usually poked his head in here by now? 

Winnie had a 5 a.m. wake up time, I'd bet their schedule is massively fucked today...

[Yorkshire pud]

I just said I'd make out with you, so I'd better get more than a Kup O Kathy mug. 

It could be worse; He hasn't marketed the exclusive "Kathy smellovision' boxed set of 'Kathy's Korner'.....Yet.

[Shoveler]

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That made me think of Super Dave Osborne.  Damn that was a long time ago. 
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[bellNwhistle]

Sounds like you got more of a reward than the rest!

😂

[bellNwhistle]

It could be worse; He hasn't marketed the exclusive "Kathy smellovision' boxed set of 'Kathy's Korner'.....Yet.

Is that the Lingerie section?

[Yorkshire pud]

That made me think of Super Dave Osborne.  Damn that was a long time ago. 
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"Hey Dave I hear you're against any kind of profanity?"

"That's right, and if you don't like it, you can just blow it outta yer ass".

[69CheckMate]

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That made me think of Super Dave Osborne.  Damn that was a long time ago. 
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[Yorkshire pud]

Is that the Lingerie section?

Kathy doesn't so much as get fitted for lingerie as re-upholstered.

[Robert]

That made me think of Super Dave Osborne.  Damn that was a long time ago. 
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See that one there, Wolfie?

[21st Century Man]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/995024271452844032

Just make sure Giorgio Moroder gets his cut!