Midnight In The Desert

[WildCard]

https://youtu.be/_99thr2yGuc

Caller: "...Art's consciousness experiments?"

Betty and Barney Board: "...not sure what you're referring to."
.....
Vara: "Was Richard Hoagland involved in Heather Wade's termination at Dark Matter Radio?"

Betty and Barney Board:  "Yes."
....

Vara: "What does Art feel about what about what Keith Rowland did to Heather, locking her out of everything, I mean, after all Art Bell did pick her himself, you know, you gotta wonder how he feels about this. Keith might get stuck levitating in his room tonight."

Betty and Barney Board:  "He said, It stinks."

Vara: "Yeah, I bet it does. Watch out for flying books, Keith.

[Bart Ell]

Not saying that everything Evvy published on her hamfanz blog was fabricated, but a lot of it was.  I had an ongoing run-in with her myself, and it was entirely based on a completely delusional belief she had about me.

I just look at the creepy pictures.

[GravitySucks]

Are yours in vivid technicolor?

I know you struggle with the English language but beliefs are not the same as dreams. 

[chefist]

That dirty rotten SOB has been pulling the wool over our eyes the whole f'n time!

[Roswells, Art]

So who is gonna call in and ask the mistress question? 

Does it need to be asked again? A 'no' would have been the answer I might have given if asked if I was sleeping with a married 70 year old with kids if I hadn't been.

[Yorkshire pud]

I just look at the creepy pictures.

Damn right!! It's the same microwave and wall light! 

[lonevoice]

I bet they are nothing like my delusional beliefs. 😎

Of that, you can be 100% certain.   

[Yorkshire pud]

I know you struggle with the English language but beliefs are not the same as dreams.

C'mon, be brave...embrace it. 

[aldousburbank]

I know you struggle with the English language but beliefs are not the same as dreams.

Life is but a dream, man.

[Bart Ell]

Damn right!! It's the same microwave and wall light! 

And death couch.

[bellNwhistle]

That dirty rotten SOB has been pulling the wool over our eyes the whole f'n time!

He has been pretty quiet lately. 

[GravitySucks]

Life is but a dream, man.

I wish I could believe that.

[lonevoice]

I just look at the creepy pictures.

LOL.  Yeah, those are creepy.  #legacy

[GravitySucks]

LOL.  Yeah, those are creepy.  #legacy

That RV was almost parked in your driveway.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

He has been pretty quiet lately. 

Yeah. I thought he was just finishing up his first album.

[Smeghead]

Can't wait to join the Thyme Travelers at Bartelllegacy.com

How much should I send?

<stuffs wallet in envelope>

[Mels-hole1984]

Hey, can someone clue me in on the art bell legacy twitter? It's obviously a parody account but who is the mastermind behind it?

[Walks_At_Night]

Had a long, icky day at work (fighting with Japanese - delightful people personally but a nightmare professionally).
Then have a little dinner, listen to how Mrs. Walks day went and then check the thread and it's blown out again.

What went down today?  I see some LNM stuff - did Heather wise up and go that route?

[Sean92008]

Now you have me confused:  does Late Night in the Midlands start earlier and Heather is only on in the final half hour?

Yup. 

[GravitySucks]

Had a long, icky day at work (fighting with Japanese - delightful people personally but a nightmare professionally).
Then have a little dinner, listen to how Mrs. Walks day went and then check the thread and it's blown out again.

What went down today?  I see some LNM stuff - did Heather wise up and go that route?

Nah. bellNwhistle just woke up horny today.

or something

[aldousburbank]

Hey, can someone clue me in on the art bell legacy twitter? It's obviously a parody account but who is the mastermind behind it?

[Sean92008]

Don’t underestimate the power of a double-double.  It gives us magic powers.  (Rrrrrroll up the rim)

Double-double
Both kids of onions
Extra lettuce and tomato
Light on the sauce
No salt on the Patty
Pickles on the side.
Fries, no salt.
Sauce packs...


I used to drive 80 miles with a group of friends monthly to go eat at an In and Out Burger...

[Mr Apnea]

Had a long, icky day at work (fighting with Japanese - delightful people personally but a nightmare professionally).
Then have a little dinner, listen to how Mrs. Walks day went and then check the thread and it's blown out again.

What went down today?  I see some LNM stuff - did Heather wise up and go that route?

Heather continues to be Heather.   Oh, the train wreak will be marvelous.

[Sean92008]

Late night in the midlands starts at 9, Open Eyes  is the show she will be on, only the last half hour.

You add to the confusion when you do not specify the time zone. He starts at 9 p.m. eastern time, that's 6 p.m. Pacific And 7:42 in Colorado

[bellNwhistle]

Nah. bellNwhistle just woke up horny today.

or something

I think you just like the new “How to dutifully serve your hardworking man” Hair Do I’m sporting today.  I believe it’s called “I’m repressed and stressed, but your slippers and whiskey are right there by your newspaper, Dear”.

[K_Dubb]

Did you do that, El Chorro? Very nice, you can tell whom everyone is instantly, except for the moon. I don't know who that is supposed to be.

I took it to be Lasha without her contacts?  Whatever it is, it is excellent work.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Double-double
Both kids of onions
Extra lettuce and tomato
Light on the sauce
No salt on the Patty
Pickles on the side.
Fries, no salt.
Sauce packs...


Add peppers...


I used to drive 80 miles with a group of friends monthly to go eat at an In and Out Burger...

[aldousburbank]

You add to the confusion when you do not specify the time zone. He starts at 9 p.m. eastern time, that's 6 p.m. Pacific And 7:42 in Colorado

Link?

[lonevoice]

That RV was almost parked in your driveway.

There's an alternate timeline where that happened, Art Bell is still hosting MITD, and [redacted] is just a bellgab shitposter.  Every timeline still has bellgab, where we praise MV.

[GravitySucks]

I think you just like the new “How to dutifully serve your hardworking man” Hair Do I’m sporting today.  I believe it’s called “I’m repressed and stressed, but your slippers and whiskey are right there by your newspaper, Dear”.

Your husband is truly blessed. Your kids best be spending all day tomorrow making the sweetest Mother’s Day cards imaginable. I hope you have lots of milk n’honey bubble bath.