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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

GravitySucks

Quote from: Étouffée on May 03, 2018, 12:24:59 AM
Not if she already incorporated The Church of the Holy Legacy of Art Bell as an IRS 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization.  That money is a prayer offering. 

I mean, she already has a congregation of believers, why not a church?

West of the Rockies Synod

GravitySucks

Quote from: Faustina on May 03, 2018, 12:28:57 AM
Yeah, Heather will have that to hold onto:  that Art mentored her and gave her his show due to his belief in her.

This story about Ayrin and the Gabcast doesn’t even make sense. She is mixing up events that could not have applied to that timeframe. Discombobulated made up history acting like Art annointed her as the chosen one way before MITD even became real. “How do we get a hold of her so I can train her”. She had made contact with Art as far back as his XM days. He was a member of bellgab and all it would have taken is a PM.

She's out to claim she ingested his seed into her belly (via her mouth) and as a lover, she is entitled to some of his estate.

Belles

I just listened to that BS from Heather.  Now I remember why I never liked her. And...the fake crying.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2018, 12:51:22 AM
This story about Ayrin and the Gabcast doesn’t even make sense. She is mixing up events that could not have applied to that timeframe. Discombobulated made up history acting like Art annointed her as the chosen one way before MITD even became real. “How do we get a hold of her so I can train her”. She had made contact with Art as far back as his XM days. He was a member of bellgab and all it would have taken is a PM.

Just as she's now free to make any claim about her conversations with Art, I doubt Airyn follows any of this.  Heather can probably make up any story she wants about her and Airyn's conversations as well.

Quote from: Belles on May 03, 2018, 12:55:58 AM
I just listened to that BS from Heather.  Now I remember why I never liked her. And...the fake crying.

There was some fake laughing in there too

How do here ''fans'' not hear any of it?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Belles on May 03, 2018, 12:55:58 AM
I just listened to that BS from Heather.  Now I remember why I never liked her. And...the fake crying.


Hey Belles!  I started watching x-files!

Kolchak

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2018, 12:51:22 AM
This story about Ayrin and the Gabcast doesn’t even make sense. She is mixing up events that could not have applied to that timeframe. Discombobulated made up history acting like Art annointed her as the chosen one way before MITD even became real. “How do we get a hold of her so I can train her”. She had made contact with Art as far back as his XM days. He was a member of bellgab and all it would have taken is a PM.

But the rubes don't know that. The rubes don't know anything.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 02, 2018, 11:28:32 PM
A career can be made from that. Look at Hoagland.

George Noory was the last person to interview Jimmy Hoffa



GravitySucks

Quote from: Kolchak on May 03, 2018, 01:13:31 AM
That must be a placeholder.

I heard about some heather induced controversy when George Knapp placed a temporary marker. That must be it.

Quote from: El Chorro on May 02, 2018, 11:16:19 PM
Funny how Heather didn't take the chance to be offended by insinuations that she was Art's mistress. It was treated like an inappropriate matter to discuss, not a ridiculous one to entertain.

If anything the rumors will persist, and I swear I think she likes that they will.

I'd really have to see what she looks like to render an opinion. 

Although for some guys it's about proximity and opportunity.  Ayren was pregnant for a long stretch there as well... hard to say

yoursongs

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2018, 01:15:13 AM
I heard about some heather induced controversy when George Knapp placed a temporary marker. That must be it.

Since she wasn't there she wouldn't have known unless somebody told her....kind of odd that somebody would tell her that....what a vulture that knapp is


dsz

Note to Keith:
New host. New show. You can market newMITD as the (((number one))) NEW live late night paranormal talk show (since it's the only NEW live late night paranormal talk show).

##1

GravitySucks

Quote from: yoursongs on May 03, 2018, 01:22:03 AM
Since she wasn't there she wouldn't have known unless somebody told her....kind of odd that somebody would tell her that....what a vulture that knapp is

I imagine she snuck out there at night and did a fire dance or two.


dsz

Quote from: DarKPenguiN on May 03, 2018, 01:25:11 AM
Did they use an old refrigerator box for the casket as well?

Nope. They used the actual fridge. If it can keep potatos this well imagine what it can do for Art.


GravitySucks

I hope if any of these old people like Paul and Ella send her money she has the integrity to return it.

I know Hoagland wouldn’t but I guess I expect more from her.

Catsmile

Theres some Gold here. Cuck Shack
Plus MV doing the Flamboyant parts.
Parody This, Please.     

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, Cuck Shack, Cuck Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Pahrump highway
Lookin' for the compound
Headed for the Compound, Compound
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Cuck Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty
Wanna take a ride, and bring your subscription money

The Cuck Shack is a little old place where
They can get together
Cuck Shack baby
A Cuck Shack baby
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack

Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause Art rules at the Cuck Shack
Well it's set back in the Compound
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Cuck Shack is a little old place where
They can get together
Cuck Shack, baby
Cuck Shack, baby
Cuck Shack, that's where it's at
Cuck Shack, that's where it's at

Crying and a-sniffin', wallowin' and a-mourning'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when Heathers wailin' around
And around and around and around
Heathers showz a-movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Guest linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack

Look at Lasha, she's as big as a whale
And she's about to set sail
I got me a harpoon, Lets pop this giant poon, so come on
And bring your Ponchos Honey

The Cuck Shack is a little old place where
They can get together
Cuck Shack baby
A Cuck Shack baby
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack (baby that's where it's at)

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you

Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!

You're what?
Tin roof
rusted!
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack!
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack!
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack!
Cuck Shack, baby Cuck Shack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXZFtJceQC4

Rix Gins

Quote from: yoursongs on May 03, 2018, 01:12:19 AM
Here is the finished headstone (no joke)

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/188792266/art-bell/photo

Art is at rest in Pahrump's Grandview Cemetery.  There are currently 644 people buried there and Art is the only one listed as being famous.  https://www.findagrave.com/cemetery/2159918/grandview-cemetery


Lonsomebatch

I don't see how this ends without Airyn killing Heather. Just sayin'.

starramus

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2018, 01:42:56 AM
# CatsmileRocksTheCasbah

No he's just OK. This dude rocks the Casbah, and your gasoline bill.  [attachment=1,msg1198017]
Remember the billions of dollars worth of weaponry he purchased from the military industrial complex? Guess who is going to pay for that shit! He's pushing for $80 to $100 oil!



...and nooow it's Keeeeith who's callin' all the shots

You're stuck for liife in Nyyye
Subscriiibers saaid bye byeee
Now Keith can breathe aaa siiiigh....

Kolchak

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on May 03, 2018, 03:01:35 AM
...and nooow it's Keeeeith who's callin' all the shots

You're stuck for liife in Nyyye
Subscriiibers saaid bye byeee
Now Keith can breathe aaa siiiigh....

"In Nye" is peak Bellgab. I've added it to my apple music and played it several times today. At one point I tried explaining to a roommate buy gave up.

bellNwhistle

Quote from: mv on May 02, 2018, 07:21:12 PM
Here's the audio.

Attached below.

Your efforts are much appreciated.

That being said, there are now two women’s voices/faces I never want to hear from or see again- Casey Anthony and Heather Wade.

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