Midnight In The Desert

[Catsmile]

I really hope somebody records this.  Based on the recent facebook posts, I have no doubt that this should provide some real entertainment.

# +1
# AzTheKidzSay

[Icy Nothing]

Vandeven Enterprisesâ,,¢ Presents:
"In Nye" by the internationally revered musical sensation Jugsaw!
(Attached Below)

A show
Host a legend
He's flown
Protege is kin.

Art gave the shed
She thought that she had made it with the boss
He's gone AWOL and now it's Keith
Who's callin' all the shots.

You're stuck for life in Nye
Subscribers said bye bye
Now Keith can breathe a sigh
You're stuck for life in Nyyyyyyeeeeeeee

You
You're stuck for life in Nye
Unless your broom can fly
Your content was bone dry
And now you're stuck in Nyyyyyeeeeeeee

Yup
In town they all know
How
You hosted your show stoned

Art gave the shed
She thought that she had made it with the boss
He's gone AWOL and now it's Keith
Who's callin' all the shots.

You're stuck for life in Nye
Subscribers said bye bye
Now Keith can breathe a sigh
You're stuck for life in Nyyyyyyeeeeeeee

You
You're stuck for life in Nye
Unless your broom can fly
Your content was bone dry
And now you're stuck in Nyyyyyeeeeeeee

This is phenomenal!  Great work, MV!

[MV/Liberace!]

This is phenomenal!  Great work, MV!

Thanks buddy.

[Catsmile]

In and Out... sucks being East

# Chef That Craves Fast Food

                           # Shocked

[Kolchak]

In and Out... sucks being East

Shake Shack and Five Guys blow In n Out away. Every single time.

[Catsmile]

fielding offers on the phone...at 1 am?

# $3.99Min is $3.99Min No Matter The Time of Day

[HumanBeing]

Such pleasantries from one of Heather's ride or die fanatics.
He definitely got a hard on for Ms. Wade and an axe to grind with Evil Keith.

[dsz]

Shake Shack and Five Guys blow In n Out away. Every single time.

If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

[paladin1991]

Subscription link for anyone who needs it: http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/shows/midnight-in-the-desert/

Emailed Keith.  Gave him the 'do what you gotta do' bit.  I'm in.

[PrairieGhost]

i've cried laughing at it, too... holy shit.  is it a psychological flaw if you're laughing at your own shit?  christ almighty.

You've been holding out on us.

[paladin1991]

I suggested the name MITD first. 

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg121878#msg121878

Praise MV.

If Heather continues to use it.  I suppose you could make a claim for it and cloud ownership so that she couldn't use it.  I mean, if you were a prick that is. 

[Catsmile]

Haha, lordy.

"Made it with the boss."

# Unintentional Verbal Entendre
# 4TheLuLz

[Kolchak]

If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

None. I think she'd be the McSpaghetti. Consumers rejected it and it went quietly into the great beyond.

[paladin1991]

In my spam folder.....

Dear fellow Time Travelers,
I’m sorry to report, that Heather has chosen not to produce a show or provide a capable fill-in host. In addition, she has taken away any chance of us getting our own fill-in host. This makes it impossible to have live shows in the interim, which most of you have requested.
Consequently, MITD is seeking a replacement host, which is the only option we have to move forward with Art Bell's legacy. I believe I can pull this off by next Monday. I’m excited by the candidates on the short list and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
I hope all of you enjoyed my tribute to Art Bell shows these last few days. I enjoyed putting them together.

Your hard-working servant, Keith

Oh yeah.  along with the 'do what you gotta do' I reminded Keith that he was my hard working servant and told him to make me a sandwich and give me a foot massage.

[GravitySucks]

If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

Baloney

[Catsmile]

Such pleasantries from one of Heather's ride or die fanatics.
He definitely got a hard on for Ms. Wade and an axe to grind with Evil Keith.

# Stupid Makes Intertubez Go

[paladin1991]

If this is true, and I certainly hope so, then may I join MV in sending my sincere congrats to My Hometown Home Boy Batesy !
Bateman!!
If it's not true, and I wish it was, so just NEVERMIND.

Bateman was chosen to be host?  But my penis was erect and ready to do to everyone what ART did to you all.

[paladin1991]

Heather just announced this on FB:

-->>  "You can hear me on the air tomorrow at 5:00 PM Pacific at www.uprntalkradio.com with my friend and Host Joe Montaldo."

What the fuck is a uprn and who the fuck is Joe Montaldo?

[Catsmile]

If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

# Dirty Sanchez

[GravitySucks]

https://twitter.com/thevoidexpanse/status/991583707034107904

https://twitter.com/keithrowland/status/991589274993635329

[cyclosp214]

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9159.0;attach=110836

Oh my fucking God This song is so much more funnier With the music added To it Laughing my fucking ass off.
God damn MV You have Out done yourself, sir.

[Kolchak]

# Stupid Makes Intertubez Go

These people who are blaming Keith are also the people who believe in wishing machines. So.

[Kolchak]

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/991589274993635329

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/991588522703269888

[paladin1991]

Her post said tomorrow at 5 pm PST, so is that 7 pm central?

Looks like somebody paid attention in third grade.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh my fucking God This song is so much more funnier With the music added To it Laughing my fucking ass off.
God damn MV You have Out done yourself, sir.

thanks!

[paladin1991]

EXCUSE YOU? Sir! HW can't get on the air because of Keith Roland. It can't even be proven now that she has made one post since Art died! I honestly believe that until we see HW she may not even be safe.

Yeah.  Right.  Take your meds.

[paladin1991]

I am a man. Sir! But I am concerned for HW's safety. No one has seen her! The postings are not like her. Art was known to have essentially open marriages and God knows what that dirty old man was doing to her. Keith has shown no regard for her plight and I think for him it's just about money, but who is looking out for Heather? Has anyone seen her in photo or video since Art died? NO! She could be chained to a bed for all we know!

You sound like a very .... ~^sensitive^~ man.

[Kolchak]

You sound like a very .... ~^sensitive^~ man.

Shimmy is a poe.

[PB the Deplorable]

Surely a few of you who knew her live within driving distance of Pahrump. How about organizing a community wellness check and just driving out to knock on her door and see about her? At least it shows that you care.

We don't know what she looks like, how would we know whether it's her?

[WOTR]

I think I am almost through the posts... All I can say is that most of you are cracked. 

Even though she credited herself as coming up with the show name you can find evidence of other people suggesting it a few years prior. Many wanted Dark Matter to be named MITD.

I'm sure somebody can tell me if I'm wrong.  I seem to recall people batting around names one night.  MITD was suggested, and within a very short time (minutes?) the domain name was bought.  Some people were pissed thinking it was Premiere or the like screwing with Bellgab.

It came out a very short time later that one of the members (I think she announced it in her first post) bought the name just to safeguard it.  If memory serves, she gave it to Art, and the rest is history (or at least a version of history warped by my faulty memory and miswired brain.) 

***Even if there is no truth to the above statements, it makes for a nice, heartwarming fiction.


Edit: Nope.  Just found it.  Transistorundermypilow had been lurking since 2013.  This was his (her?) first post.  For Heather to think that it was all her is to rewrite history.  And she would have been here during that time.

That would be me. No worries. It's Arts if he wants it. Free of charge. I know how easy it would have been for "somebody" to purchase it and use it for their own slimy purposes.
It's safe and sound when and if Art wants it whether he names the show that or not. Free.
I'm on Art' s side. Always have been.

PS. I'm not an asshole. Really.