Midnight In The Desert

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Someone needs to post an mp3 of that here. 

[Lilith]

Thank You SO MUCH!!  Now I won't have to keep listening, or make a clip. 

[Lilith]

Mike In Montana was totally interesting, but Jackstar talking to Heather is a keeper!

[GravitySucks]

Mike In Montana was totally interesting, but Jackstar talking to Heather is a keeper!

Did he give her flowers?

[Dr. MD MD]

Thank you, kindly! 

[Lilith]

Did he give her flowers?

LOL's

[Ciardelo]

Thanks 

[Jackstar]

but after about a minute of trying to fake it, it was apparent she was full of shit

I remember it differently.

I wish I had a general time Jackstar called in

I called in at ten to midnight Pacific zone, then she took some other guy, then she took me.

Then, I took her. Frankly, I think the trouble here was that she knew that the only power she had over her own show while giving me the mic is either to cut me off, or look foolish, or fall under my hypnotic spell.

I, for one, am content with the route she chose. I meant what I said--she's beyond merely adequate now. We're talking competent at this point. Perhaps, even skilled--she was going doing a lot of braining behind the scenes while babbling away. That shit takes concentration--take it from me. I know things.

Who knows where this will progress? We might even wind up beyond the bottom of the See.

[Jackstar]

wind up beyond the bottom of the See

True aficionados will grok this instantly. The rest of you, feel free to shit piss wank in your pants, or whatever you do for fun on a Saturday afternoon. You know me--I don't judge.

[Lilith]

I remember it differently.



I called in at ten to midnight Pacific zone, then she took some other guy, then she took me.

Then, I took her. Frankly, I think the trouble here was that she knew that the only power she had over her own show while giving me the mic is either to cut me off, or look foolish, or fall under my hypnotic spell.

I, for one, am content with the route she chose. I meant what I said--she's beyond merely adequate now. We're talking competent at this point. Perhaps, even skilled--she was going doing a lot of braining behind the scenes while babbling away. That shit takes concentration--take it from me. I know things.

Who knows where this will progress? We might even wind up beyond the bottom of the See.

I look forward to the further adventures of Jackstar and Heather.

[Jackstar]

Did he give her flowers?

Choose any two.

[Jackstar]

I look forward to the further adventures of Jackstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d67Jqs4JtOs

and Heather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPd9Z397YQ

ONE MORE STUPID LOVE
SONG I WILL BE SICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk50So-8ZRY

[Jackstar]

LOL's

You're better than this. What are you doing to maintain your levels of glutathione? That shit's important, Chica.

Pardon me--I mean Dame Chica.

[Lilith]

You're better than this. What are you doing to maintain your levels of glutathione? That shit's important, Chica.

Pardon me--I mean Dame Chica.

I know, Right?  I hate it when I get a reply notification, take all the time to follow the link to the reply, just to see that the person who made the post, made absolutely no effort to make it worth my while to click the link and read it.

SHAME ON ME!

I forgot I was posting on bellgab there for a moment, I got so wrapped up in the fact that you had called in and talked to Heather.

If I had known you were going to do that, I most surely would have made the effort to set my alarm clock, take a nap and listen live.

[Jackstar]

I have adequate feelings about myself now.

[Lilith]

It's time for a tuna sandwich.  Or maybe egg salad.

[Jackstar]

setec astronomy

If I had known you were going to do that, I most surely would have made the effort to set my alarm clock, take a nap and listen live.

If you knew how long I have been actively planning what I am doing, you must surely would be camped out on a hill overlooking my driveway with a plasma rifle.

[Jackstar]

a tuna sandwich

Hillary deleted the tuna.

[Jackstar]

I hate it when I get a reply notification

You get those?


I only ever get messages from Maroon 5 telling me to give up and suck trucker cock. Mind you--still flattering--but it rarely happens often enough for me to build up an actual hatred.

[Lilith]

You get those?


I only ever get messages from Maroon 5 telling me to give up and suck trucker cock. Mind you--still flattering--but it rarely happens often enough for me to build up an actual hatred.

I know your capabilities. You can change even this, into a character building experience.

[Jackstar]

I know your capabilities.

You can change even this, into a character building experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsGhdZDC-0

building experience

Just fucking shoot me.

[Lilith]

Jackstar,

Your mission, should you decide to accept it:

I think you should write a poem to read to Heather on the air the next time you call in.

If you don't have time to write it, maybe you could ask kdubb to write one for you.

[Jackstar]

I think you should write a poem

Can I use the one I've already written? I was gonna go down to the city hall, fire station, and cop shack and affix copies to their doors, but, hey, I could re-purpose it if you don't insist on fresh prose.

I'm flexible.

[Lilith]

Can I use the one I've already written? I was gonna go down to the city hall, fire station, and cop shack and affix copies to their doors, but, hey, I could re-purpose it if you don't insist on fresh prose.

I'm flexible.

I trust you to make the best choice yourself.

[Lilith]

You know, that would make a great open lines night.

Guys write poems to Heather, and read them to her live on the air.

She could give a prize to the one she likes best, like maybe an all expenses paid flight out to dinner with Heather.

No maybe that's not such a good idea, a bellgabber might win, and it just wouldn't be sensible.

Maybe she has another Wishing Machine around somewhere.

[Ciardelo]

You get those?


I only ever get messages from Maroon 5 telling me to give up and suck trucker cock. Mind you--still flattering--but it rarely happens often enough for me to build up an actual hatred.

Oh there's LOTS of truckers Jackstar, don't sell yourself short!

[Jackstar]

Oh there's LOTS of truckers Jackstar,

Precisely why the fact that I in fact get no such level of interest is indicative. What are you, new?

don't sell yourself short!

Today was the first morning in months that I haven't woken up with a massive, pulse-pounding fully erect penis and a full bladder. Thank God. What a relief.


Hey, wait, I thought my microphone was off. Oh, bother.

[Jackstar]

I trust you to make the best choice yourself.

... what could go wrong?

[Lilith]

... what could go wrong?

Time will tell. 

[Jackstar]

I trust you to make the best choice yourself.

I'm done. Was I being timed? You should time me. I'm spent.