Midnight In The Desert

[Dyna-X]

Hmmmm.  I might tune in for that.

Yes, Hoagland got that routine during a phase when the tide had turned against him.   Someone played the Noory "Yeeuuuck!" when Richard asked "What is your name." His response "That's not a very nice name" and he went to the next call.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/golemsoundboard

[Ciardelo]

Rules?
No swearing and one call per show.

What's considered  "giving her guest a hard time"?
Asking valid questions?

Now we're "you people"?

No, not you--just Noory.  He's got "you people" all over his postings.

[General Zod]

And distancing has began.....

[Ciardelo]

Interesting guest and topic so far tonight. Heather is getting better by the day.

So far,tonight, the show has been steady.

[chandlerkaiden]

And distancing has began.....

hahahahaha  Ahhh, Trump love notwithstanding, I miss him.

[HeatherWadeSucks]

And distancing has began.....

Heather's status was such horseshit. He wasn't attacked for "just telling his story". He was asked direct questions pertaining to the original John Titor story and was unable to answer them. That's why he was called a fake. I guess that post was just Heather doing some damage control so that other fraudulent guests will still feel comfortable coming on the show.

Thank God that Art isn't taking part in this circus.

[Dr. MD MD]

And distancing has began.....

Began is past tense, pal. I think you mean begun 

[trostol]

And distancing has began.....

lol who the hell is the enemies? or is it something else we will get blamed for lol

[GuerrillaUnReal]

And distancing has began.....

Remember when people thought I was a troll and being an asshole when I predicted all this?

[Dr. MD MD]

lol who the hell is the enemies? or is it something else we will get blamed for lol

Well, you, anyway 

[Donald Noory]

Yes, Hoagland got that routine during a phase when the tide had turned against him.   Someone played the Noory "Yeeuuuck!" when Richard asked "What is your name." His response "That's not a very nice name" and he went to the next call.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/golemsoundboard

Heh heh those are some good clips of Noory for people to call in and use on Reducted.

[Dr. MD MD]

Remember when people thought I was a troll and being an asshole when I predicted all this?

So, gloating is the non-troll acid test then? 

[HeatherWadeSucks]

And another interesting little tidbit (that might have been mentioned already but oh well): I checked Art's Facebook and he deleted his post that said that Titor would be a "big time get" for Heather's show.

[Donald Noory]

No, not you--just Noory.  He's got "you people" all over his postings.

What? Are you on crack?

[chandlerkaiden]

Frankly, what's SAD about this is that the guest may have been an inevitable disaster, but I don't know that it means the SHOW has to be.  It could actually be a fun night, to have a real loony toon charlatan on.  In the right hands... that could be good entertainment.

[littlechris]

Thank God that Art isn't taking part in this circus.

Actually, Art Bell is the ringmaster, responsible for this joke of a program. He's pulling all the strings.

[trostol]

Well, you, anyway 

how dare you!!!!!!

[GuerrillaUnReal]

So, gloating is the non-troll acid test then? 

#betterpsychicthanrosegirl

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

lol who the hell is the enemies? or is it something else we will get blamed for lol

Anyone with even a slight grasp of current events, history, or science that still listens to the program.

[Uncle Duke]

Remember when people thought I was a troll and being an asshole when I predicted all this?

Being right is no guarantee of being appreciated for your insight.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

#betterpsychicthanrosegirl

Lasha has been working overtime on kissing up to Heather after last night's Tie-Door debacle. Must not have had many suckersclients today.

[albrecht]

I like it.  My call would start out with "a Twister game, three Welsh lesbian midgets, a whole salami, and assorted multi color Sharpies..."

I would have a Double-Irish with a Dutch sandwich. Oh wait that would be my taxation scheme. I'll think of something.

[Dr. MD MD]

#betterpsychicthanrosegirl

No, just someone who hoped for the worst and got it. Not that hard in a universe given to entropy 

[HeatherWadeSucks]

Actually, Art Bell is the ringmaster, responsible for this joke of a program. He's pulling all the strings.

Good point...

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Being right is no guarantee of being appreciated for your insight.

Of course but it's still fun to point out. My May prediction is looking good right now.

[SnapT]

It's like Heather brought BATMAN on as a guest (to the surprise of Art)... but this Batman says his secret identity is Peter Parker, his sidekick is a teenage grey alien named Lazer, his secret headquarters are located in a condo in Chatsworth, California, and his most hated enemy is known as The Crazy Joking Man.

RESPECT THE ESTABLISHED CONTINUITY OF THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT IS JOHN TITOR.

[littlechris]

Lasha has been working overtime on kissing up to Heather after last night's Tie-Door debacle. Must not have had many suckersclients today.

Is Big Ol' Girl really trying to get a guest spot on MITD? Lolz.

[JesusJuice]

I know that I complain about theONE a lot but recently he made me laugh with a suggestion for a name change to MITD. He suggested the show be retitled Bullshit Parade with Heather Wade. I like it.

[trostol]

i do not recall any callers being rude last night...and that seems to be the big thing Heathers supporters on her page are saying

[inkyfrog]

I mean, listening to it tonight, it's like... man, you KNEW you were going to be on the show.  There are some BASIC questions you'd think you'd expect, and do your homework for, so you'd sound good.  Why didn't your predictions come to pass?  What are your favorite travels in time?  What dangerous assignments have you undertaken?  Have you ever almost been discovered in our timeline?  Are you in danger right now?

A good lie--a good story--is in its specifics.  So if you're gonna bullshit--know your bullshit.  At least then, you're a good story.

My favorite Art Bell shows were never the ones I absolutely believed--cause that's just rare to impossible.  They were the interviews that made me think, "Holy shit... I'm actually SLIGHTLY doubting what I think I know."  That's magic.  I don't want to be convinced... I just want that tiny seed of doubt.  That's the gift of a good storyteller, a good bullshitter.  Bullshit is fine--but make it FUN BULLSHIT.

Yes. This...^^^