Midnight In The Desert

[mortalwombat]

"my guest is John Tighter"

[akwilly]

Well call in and ask him about it! I'm sure Heather would love to have someone from here besides me call in.

You gotta call in Juan.

[littlechris]

Well call in and ask him about it! I'm sure Heather would love to have someone from here besides me call in.

Tons of peeps calling in to get through. Someone will open this guy a new asshole! (popcorn gif)

[Juan Cena]

if she doesn't ask him for his opinion on the Alcubierre warp drive, then it's an incomplete interview...

It's an information-fueled interstellar drive, dang it!

[Dr_Blue]

"my guest is John Tighter"

lol hahaha

[Morgus]

"my guest is John Tighter"

rhymes with "Fighter" 

[Gemstone]

Thank you. Wondered why I was here

My thought as well.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

EXACTLY. We still have a few more hours too!!

Two more hours of gabber Schadenfreude.
This is like Super Bowl 50, five nights per week.

[doctor weird]

I travel time too, it involves lots of booze and some good green.

if I take a Xanax ill sleep for like a day, which is pretty much time travel imo

[Juan Cena]

You gotta call in Juan.

Well I'm a little concerned about how thin of ice I'm on after last night.

[Dr. MD MD]

Someone should call in and ask him what he did with the REAL John Titor 

[TigerLily]

I'm bored and disappointed.    We need some kind of drinking game 

[zeebo]

i am more concerned with the squirrel aliens and them taking all the honey roasted peanuts

me too

[Juan Cena]

"my guest is John Tighter"

Sounds like a porn star. Possibly a gay porn star. That's as far as I'm gonna go with that one.

[Dr. MD MD]

Well I'm a little concerned about how thin of ice I'm on after last night.

Trying adding a bit more sugar first. Compliment Heather on what a great show she's doing and then let em rip! 

[Taco Bell]

I've heard about that: blackouts, evidence of orifices penetrated, strange fluids and residues left behind. Do you think the aliens could be waiting until we're drunk to abduct us? It would be easier for them 

I just want to know why they eat my food, order pizza and buy dumb shit off the internet while they probe me.

[Brewhound]

I'm bored and disappointed.   :(We need some kind of drinking game 

Drink every time the word "timeline" is used....ready, go!

[ShayP]

Someone should call in and ask him what he did with the REAL John Titor 

Better yet...someone claim to be John Titor. 

[Lilith]

Tons of peeps calling in to get through. Someone will open this guy a new asshole! (popcorn gif)

Here ya go! 

[ShayP]

Sounds like a porn star. Possibly a gay porn star. That's as far as I'm gonna go with that one.

[TigerLily]

Sounds like a porn star. Possibly a gay porn star. That's as far as I'm gonna go with that one.

Wade 'n Titor

[littlechris]

I'm bored and disappointed.    We need some kind of drinking game 

Sounds like fun. Im like 72 hours away from a few beers. lol

[Dr. MD MD]

i am more concerned with the squirrel aliens and them taking all the honey roasted peanuts

Those ARE the best ones! 

[doctor weird]

Sounds like a porn star. Possibly a gay porn star. That's as far as I'm gonna go with that one.

I decided a long time ago that if I ever did porn, my name would totally be Bruce Wang

[norland2424]

Better yet...someone claim to be John Titor. 

" how dare you steal my name fucker" hahhaah

[Donald Noory]

I need to git me one of them C.Crane radios so I can tune in the rich voice of Heather Wade in the best possible fidelity.

[littlechris]

Here ya go! 

Aww thank you!! Yummy!!!! 

[Dr. MD MD]

Better yet...someone claim to be John Titor. 

Yes! 

[Lilith]

Better yet...someone claim to be John Titor. 

Great IDEA!  YOU do it !!  Don't forget to give bellgab a shoutout. 

[trostol]

that sounds liek a bad question..sort of a ..fuck you listeners..i have better things to ask about