Santas North Pole

[Santa]

Bellgabbers children can ask Santa questions about the North Pole, Christmas Village and everything Christmas. All children welcome ( With their parents help and supervision please! )

Rules
NO Profanity please!

[Santa]

Here is the link to see My reindeer eating and at play while we wait for Christmas eve

http://reindeercam.com

MORE SHOWTIMES! YAY!!!

Hello Friends--I have great news. Santa will be making even more appearances! Here's his new schedule (by timezone) beginning November 30th:

WEEKDAYS:
PST (Pacific) â€" 8AM, 3PM & 6PM
MST (Mountain) â€" 9AM, 4PM & 7PM
CST (Central) â€" 10AM, 5PM & 8PM
EDT (Eastern) â€" 11AM, 6PM & 9PM
GMT UTC â€" 4PM, 11PM, 2AM

WEEKENDS:
PST (Pacific) â€" 3PM
MST (Mountain) â€" 4PM
CST (Central) â€" 5PM
EDT (Eastern) â€" 6PM
GMT UTC â€" 11PM

We will be on our current schedule until November 30th -- weekdays at 11am & 7pm E/T and weekends at 7pm E/T. For more information about ReindeerCam and additional time zones please visit reindeercam.info/faq

[ziznak]

how come you and "Satan" are never in the same room... but you both share the same letters in your name?

[Santa]

how come you and "Satan" are never in the same room... but you both share the same letters in your name?

Coincidence
Remember, this is for the kids so lets keep our normal BS in the other threads please.

Thanks

[wr250]

Coincidence
Remember, this is for the kids so lets keep our normal BS in the other threads please.

Thanks

so santa is a bellgabber?
sweet!

[Santa]

so santa is a bellgabber?
sweet!

Yeah, Ill admit it. I am a closet Bellgabber lol. Good morning to you and Ziznak Hope your having a great Thanksgiving. Remember Christmas is only 28 days and 14 hours away

[wr250]

Yeah, Ill admit it. I am a closet Bellgabber lol. Good morning to you and Ziznak Hope your having a great Thanksgiving. Remember Christ is only 28 days and 14 hours away

well i think you mean christmas. but 1st its time for a feast

[Santa]

well i think you mean christmas. but 1st its time for a feast

Corrected!

and YUM! can't wait

[wr250]

Coincidence
Remember, this is for the kids so lets keep our normal BS in the other threads please.

Thanks

kids of all ages?

[Santa]

kids of all ages?

Well I was told by my father that being an adult is just knowing when to be a child. So I guess the short answer is yes!
As long as we remember that there will be ( I hope ) real children reading the thread.

[Roswells, Art]

Bellgabbers children can ask Santa questions about the North Pole, Christmas Village and everything Christmas. All children welcome ( With their parents help and supervision please! )

Rules
NO Profanity please!

/reported

That goes for the easter bunny too!

[serenity]

/reported

That goes for the easter bunny too!

And after I gave you a special shoutout on my Thanksgiving Podcast too. 

[ItsOver]

/reported

That goes for the easter bunny too!

Don't forget the ice cream bunny.



http://www.rifftrax.com/santa-and-the-ice-cream-bunny

[Roswells, Art]

And after I gave you a special shoutout on my Thanksgiving Podcast too. 

You did?! Does it help if I say I love your Avatar?

[serenity]

You did?! Does it help if I say I love your Avatar?

ok............a bit lol

[Roswells, Art]

ok............a bit lol

OK, I love your avatar! 

[serenity]

OK, I love your avatar! 

OK. I feel a bit better 

[Lilith]

Dear Santa,


I *THINK* I have been mostly *good* this year, so if possible,
For Christmas, I would like
1.) a nightly GabCast with MV
2.) to hear more bellbabbers call in so I can hear their voices
3.) an unlimited supply of coffee for the Bella-Haven thread
4.) an unlimited supply of bacon for the Bella-Haven thread.

but THANK YOU for whatever you can muster up for everyone around the world!!

Love,
Brig

[Santa]

Dear Santa,


I *THINK* I have been mostly *good* this year, so if possible,
For Christmas, I would like
1.) a nightly GabCast with MV
2.) to hear more bellbabbers call in so I can hear their voices
3.) an unlimited supply of coffee for the Bella-Haven thread
4.) an unlimited supply of bacon for the Bella-Haven thread.

but THANK YOU for whatever you can muster up for everyone around the world!!

Love,
Brig

You have been such a good ( which is a relative term ) girl this year that I will do my best. I think most of what you want could happen do to the caliber of folks that hang around the thread. But, and I am sorry to say, I don't know how much I can do for the nightly GabCast. While it would be a wonderful thing, I am not sure that even my magic can cause this wonderful nightly show to happen. There is after all only so much to talk about in the course of one week. But don't give up, where Santa goes, so does magic. Have a great Thanksgiving Brig.

[bateman]

Dear Santa,

As a heavyset man, do you worry about excessive sugar consumption during the holiday season? Have you thought of replacing cookies with organic rice cakes or a nice crudité spread for example?

[Santa]

Dear Santa,

As a heavyset man, do you worry about excessive sugar consumption during the holiday season? Have you thought of replacing cookies with organic rice cakes or a nice crudité spread for example?

Lets see .......
Nice list                                 naughty list
Bateman                                bateman

[bateman]

I'm just trying to help, Santa.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Dear Santa,

As a heavyset man, do you worry about excessive sugar consumption during the holiday season? Have you thought of replacing cookies with organic rice cakes or a nice crudité spread for example?

Santa, like heavyset Falkie, usually worry about being able to turn, lift and rotate enough in order to wipe their fat asses (well maybe not Da Falk).

Well, that and finding their dicks when it's time to pee.

Hey Santa, skip a lunch, dude.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Bellgabbers children can ask Santa questions about the North Pole, Christmas Village and everything Christmas. All children welcome ( With their parents help and supervision please! )

Rules
NO Profanity please!

Does "lard ass" count?

Here's a serious question though. Why the name "Santa"? You know that nearly all the followers of the "good book" think you're Satan (same word, different spelling).

But seriously, Santa, the question is, when you gonna change your name to something mo bettah? Something like, "How dat lard ass' sleigh get off de ground with all dat barrel-full-of-jelly fat all over de place?"

And when you're flyin' around in space like that, don't you need oxygen and shit?

[pyewacket]

Dear Santa,

I hope that all is well with you and the Mrs. and all the elves and reindeer. I trust you've not had much trouble with the labor unions and PITA this year.

How are you coping with all the pouting, crying, and shouting? I don't think you're allowed to leave coal anymore and the EPA will probably be all over you if you try.

I hope you've got everyone in your North Pole operation signed up for the Affordable Care Act or you'll hear from the IRS if you don't.

I know you keep careful records of who's naughty or nice but I think you will be required to submit it to the Social Justice Department for review, revisions, and approval. And I think you have to make sure that you have calculated in the proper reparations and allowances for those on the SJD's list for "Oppressed Persons" and deduct for all privileges, country of origin, type of employment, savings, and any other unfair habits of attitude and developed skills, for the "Oppressors and Unfairly Privileged Persons" list.

I'm sorry that I won't be allowed to leave out any of my home made oatmeal raisin cookies with a glass of cold milk for you. New health standards have been ordered and you are only allowed to eat the same carrot stick snacks that we leave for your reindeer.

Aside from all that, I look forward to your visit, but I'd rather you don't leave me anything at all because I was fined last year. Apparently being on your nice list puts me on a suspicious character watch list. I'd rather not be interrogated again.

Please feel free to skip my house from now on- we'll still be friends.

Best Wishes for an environmentally conscious, gender neutral, socially sensitive, non micro/macro aggressively worded, generic holiday.

Pye   

 

[jazmunda]

Due to your portly size are you related to Falkie and if so which brand of mayo do you recommend?

[ItsOver]

Santa, all I want this year is a squatty potty.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Dear Santa,

As a heavyset man, do you worry about excessive sugar consumption during the holiday season? Have you thought of replacing cookies with organic rice cakes or a nice crudité spread for example?

bateman... you're a goofball.
...but I love your posts.
Happy Thankgiving

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Santa, like heavyset Falkie, usually worry about being able to turn....

Gumby WTH ?? ?? ??
Stop polluting this thread or I'll call down all the forces of the Sith Empire upon your head.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Dear Santa,  ... 

Why are you guys bent on destroying this thread ?