And then the Fight Started . . .

[EvB]

I imagine you've all heard the jokes - they all have the same punch line, which just happens to be the same as the title of this thread.

How many do we know?  Can we make up some new ones?  Try to think of one with a Chinaman for Mordred.

Here is my first installment:

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


And then the fight started... 

[Frys Girl]

Bahahahahahahaha. So wrong. Oh and on 60 minutes sunday night, that fancy schmancy artist schnaber called them midgets..... lol...

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

The other night I'm hanging with some pals and playing pool at this joint down the street.  As I'm coming back to the pool table from the bar, this douche bag bumps into me, causing me to spill some of the beer I was carrying.  I was like "What's your prob dude? You getting those fresh beers for me right now or what?"  He says "Fuck you pussy.  You ain't getting shit from me!"  I'm steaming mad now and he pokes me in the chest with his cue stick, saying "Hit me with your best shot, bitch!"  I thought it over for a second, and then BOOM!!! I drop the rest of the beer and ploughed him right in the face with a sidekick.  He landed about 15 feet away from his wheelchair.

And then the fight started.

[EvB]

Ohh --  GOOD JOB PHAN!