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2015 Canadian Elections

Started by DanTSX, October 20, 2015, 05:14:08 AM

ACE of CLUBS

We've voted for 'nice hair' .........
Your turn next ....... 'the Donald'

Trudeau ..... school teacher.
Mulcair ...... lawyer, foaming at the mouth.
Harper ...... Masters Degree in Economics.
Canada, or any other country for that matter is 'big business' .
Who would you think is qualified for the PM's job?


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2015, 09:17:51 PM
I welcome the Maple Wave, because the happiest pancakes are the ones that have had the good fortune to be drenched in pure Canadian maple syrup.  It's the poutine that scares me.  GFP will attest to that.

Damn, RGG.  I never brought out the primo big leaf maple syrup. 

And yea, poutine scares me too, bud.  It scares me too.

I never knew what it was until I was 23 or 24 and moved to Ottawa for a work term.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 21, 2015, 02:14:57 AM
Damn, RGG.  I never brought out the primo big leaf maple syrup. 

And yea, poutine scares me too, bud.  It scares me too.

I never knew what it was until I was 23 or 24 and moved to Ottawa for a work term.

It's probably best I didn't sample that primo maple, because it would have been foolhardy to try to drive while tripping happy pancake balls.



Juan

I'm still waiting on someone from Canada to explain to me why you jettisoned the Red Ensign for the Maple Leaf flag.  The Leafs finished in 4th place in only a 6-team league that year.  The Canadiens won the cup - why don't you have a Hab flag?

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 21, 2015, 09:42:15 AM
It's probably best I didn't sample that primo maple, because it would have been foolhardy to try to drive while tripping happy pancake balls.

Oh yes, that rental car.  You should have taken the train.

Skip that, it doesn't run anymore.  You should have taken the bus.

Skip that, it doesn't seem to be running either.

Next time I'll round you up a kayak or two.

Quote from: Juan on October 21, 2015, 01:02:36 PM
I'm still waiting on someone from Canada to explain to me why you jettisoned the Red Ensign for the Maple Leaf flag.  The Leafs finished in 4th place in only a 6-team league that year.  The Canadiens won the cup - why don't you have a Hab flag?

It was those damned progressives.  Well, not the Progressive Conservatives but those other progressives.  You know, the liberals.  Anyway it could have been worse.



DanTSX

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on October 20, 2015, 09:33:45 PM
We've voted for 'nice hair' .........
Your turn next ....... 'the Donald'

Trudeau ..... school teacher.
Mulcair ...... lawyer, foaming at the mouth.
Harper ...... Masters Degree in Economics.
Canada, or any other country for that matter is 'big business' .
Who would you think is qualified for the PM's job?

Stockwell Day  8)

DanTSX

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on October 20, 2015, 09:33:45 PM
We've voted for 'nice hair' .........
Your turn next ....... 'the Donald'

Trudeau ..... school teacher.
Mulcair ...... lawyer, foaming at the mouth.
Harper ...... Masters Degree in Economics.
Canada, or any other country for that matter is 'big business' .
Who would you think is qualified for the PM's job?

Harper was a great PM up until his last term.

Then he was great in terms of an international leader, but not so much of someone that Canadians wanted.  He was the leader they needed. 

But he turned a bit Nixonian, and ended up cold, distant, and paranoid.  Did he have good reason?  It appears that he did, and history will certainly justify his concern.  But that doesn't seem to matter when the population of the nation doesn't want to face the cold realities of the world.  Hence we have the backlash of awesome hair rockstar politician from planet Leftonia. 


From a perspective of an internal power struggle, the old Ottawa and Quebec power brokers have hated Harper since his last election because it proved that the Western provinces could tell Ottawa and Quebec to fuck off, and take the PM seat with or without a majority government.  If there is any source of political land mines that Harper could step on over his last term, this was the source of those boondoggles.  He was doomed from the start of his last term because of his success at grabbing power.

But hey......pot, cool-hair, love-fest now.  (just no bad music or video games m'kay?).

DanTSX

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 21, 2015, 02:25:00 PM
I still can't believe this guy is going to be Prime Minister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHNqRyaLcs

Yeah this guy is decently smart enough, charismatic, and talented, but nothing compared to his father.

PET was an intellectual heavyweight.  Almost to his detriment.  Overthink everything, when the simple solution will do.

He had a Henry Kissinger level ability to interact with world leaders.

But Justin is nowhere near the capacity for world leader.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 21, 2015, 02:18:11 PM
Oh yes, that rental car.  You should have taken the train.

Skip that, it doesn't run anymore.  You should have taken the bus.

Skip that, it doesn't seem to be running either.

Next time I'll round you up a kayak or two.

It's too bad you don't have better public transportation, because driving on the left was hair raising enough without being impaired! 

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 21, 2015, 09:01:56 PM
It's too bad you don't have better public transportation, because driving on the left was hair raising enough without being impaired!

LMAO.

3OctaveFart

At least Mr. Harper can finally retire that godawful hairpiece.

That was an eviction notice, not an election.

DanTSX

Quote from: Meatie Pie on October 22, 2015, 12:26:52 AM
At least Mr. Harper can finally retire that godawful hairpiece.

That was an eviction notice, not an election.


Heh

yeah he is a funny looking guy, huh?

3OctaveFart

Dan, I thought it was funny how his presentation was less and less pure dork (although some would say more) as his chances grew increasingly desperate.

I am an American expatriate married to a Canadian and living the good life in Canuckistan, and greatly enjoyed the theatre of this election. It was fun and it was nasty- but not in a way that just disgusts you like back home.

DanTSX

Quote from: Meatie Pie on October 22, 2015, 07:51:54 AM
Dan, I thought it was funny how his presentation was less and less pure dork (although some would say more) as his chances grew increasingly desperate.

I am an American expatriate married to a Canadian and living the good life in Canuckistan, and greatly enjoyed the theatre of this election. It was fun and it was nasty- but not in a way that just disgusts you like back home.

Yeah I agree that was my assesment as well.

My level of understanding comes from manning an analyst desk for an American company for a few years, with responsibilities that included advising on the economic ramifications of Canadian political changes.  This did include some travel and interaction.   But I am an American born and bred.  Just have a unique and extensive first hand exposure.

Canadian politics are a lot more "fun" than American.  But holy crap the government exists only to inject itself into every aspect of life, and then some.

Overall, a well managed, intelligent and eagaltarian government, despite my distaste for some of the more social democrat leanings , and lack of fundamentally enumerated freedoms.





shell88

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 21, 2015, 02:22:07 PM
It was those damned progressives.  Well, not the Progressive Conservatives but those other progressives.  You know, the liberals.  Anyway it could have been worse.



  The Liberals do have the very nasty habit of campaigning left then ruling right.  All these parties have been caught red handed with their hands in the coffer. At any rate,  iIt's going to be very interesting to watch how it unfolds and I think Trudeau will change things very quickly rather than slowly.   

popple


popple

https://youtu.be/nJBI0z3ERc4

Prime minister Stephen Harper and prime minister-designate Justin Trudeau lay a wreath together at the National War Memorial in remembrance of the Cpl. Nathan Cirillo and Warrant Officer Patrice Vincent.

Quote from: popple on October 22, 2015, 03:21:54 PM
https://youtu.be/nJBI0z3ERc4

Prime minister Stephen Harper and prime minister-designate Justin Trudeau lay a wreath together at the National War Memorial in remembrance of the Cpl. Nathan Cirillo and Warrant Officer Patrice Vincent.

Looks like 'bring your son to work' day for Steven Harper.

Hahaha just kidding.  Those guys are al-right.  It did look that way though.

smitty9999

Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos.

Quote from: smitty9999 on October 22, 2015, 04:09:43 PM
Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos.

I voted for the guy who said "we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

popple

Oh, the headlines. Justin Trudeau called a #PMILF on Twitter​, but is that a problem?

QuoteThe world is excited about Canada's new prime minister, but a surprising amount of the attention is on Justin Trudeau's looks.
https://twitter.com/JamesMcHale/status/656349094500171776

& of course this was gonna happen...

Show pride in your country -- and the guy who's bringing sexy back to the PMO.#PMILF

popple

Not sure if for real, but I appreciate the trailer park boys feel of this. I HAD SOME LULZ!  ;D

https://youtu.be/gXxWyRGJfDk

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 22, 2015, 04:33:01 PM
I voted for the guy who said "we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

That's still my favorite "Treehouse of Horror" segment! 

"Time to tear these aliens a third corn chute."

3OctaveFart

For his personal charm, Trudeau has a B.A. in drama and a year of teachers school.

The Canadian media acts like he's Churchill.

Member of the lucky sperm club.

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