I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

[onan]

Friday fun!

To paraphrase Chris Rock: I have a pocket full of fucks, because I don't give a fuck to anyone.

[3OctaveFart]

I'm outraged that you don't give a damn about the meal I ordered at Ruth's Chris and then photographed.

Thought one Facebook user, before reflexively hitting "Like" on Grandpa's obituary post downpage.

[SredniVashtar]

Sredni, me droogie, not for the first time I find kinship in something you do. 

Yeah, babe, but at least we can talk about this one in public, huh? And don't forgot to wash it off before you bring it back this time.

P.S. Don't think this means I give a damn, Sred, 'cause I certainly don't.

That's right, bitch, play hard to get. But you know what happens as soon as the duct tape comes out. 

[paladin1991]

Friday fun!

My dear PBS, you are in the wrong thread.  This is the DAMN thread not the Fuck thread.  If you had a damn to give or not give, you would be right to post here. If you want to give fucks or take fucks, in that case check your PMs for my number. 

[paladin1991]

What is it with you ppl?  This is the DAMN thread....no fucks, understand?
But here's a song for you all, a favorite at every Enlisted Man's club I've ever been to:
https://youtu.be/tX6ggRByE8g

[chefist]

My dear PBS, you are in the wrong thread.  This is the DAMN thread not the Fuck thread.  If you had a damn to give or not give, you would be right to post here. If you want to give fucks or take fucks, in that case check your PMs for my number.

What is we give or don't give multiple damns? Is it still ok to post here? Or is it limited to a single damn?  :

[paladin1991]

What is we give or don't give multiple damns? Is it still ok to post here? Or is it limited to a single damn?  :

*sigh*

[onan]

What is it with you ppl?  This is the DAMN thread....no fucks, understand?
But here's a song for you all, a favorite at every Enlisted Man's club I've ever been to:
https://youtu.be/tX6ggRByE8g

Like I give a damn.

[pate]

Well, shit this thread is getting off track.

You know what?  I don't give a crap...

[chefist]

Well, shit this thread is getting off track.

You know what?  I don't give a crap...

Oh Damn! The Marine is going to dress you down...

[Caruthers612]

 
Yeah, babe, but at least we can talk about this one in public, huh? And don't forgot to wash it off before you bring it back this time.

That's right, bitch, play hard to get. But you know what happens as soon as the duct tape comes out. 

          That's what you said last time, but eventually, when I rolled down lower lip and batted my eyes at you, you gave in, untied me and played horsey for me. I still have the bit you had in your mouth 'cause the teeth marks remind me of our passion that night. Neigh!

           This is me, signing off, not giving a damn if the whole world knows about us.

[SredniVashtar]

What is we give or don't give multiple damns? Is it still ok to post here? Or is it limited to a single damn?  :

I get a trayful of buttered damns delivered to me every morning. They come hot, straight from the oven, and I don't let a single bastard have a solitary mouthful!

They are welcome to a rusty can of instant fucks that I keep at the back of the cupboard. Just stir and serve, bitches!!

[Caruthers612]

I get a trayful of buttered damns delivered to me every morning. They come hot, straight from the oven, and I don't let a single bastard have a solitary mouthful!

They are welcome to a rusty can of instant fucks that I keep at the back of the cupboard. Just stir and serve, bitches!!

           Wow. Now that's passion I gotta respect. I didn't say give a damn, just respect.

[pate]

Oh Damn! The Marine is going to dress you down...

Dammit!  I was hoping he'd dress me up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUgusew2Isk

Aw, hell.  I don't give a damn...

ediot: Cue to 3:28ish to 3:31ish, aw hell.  Who gives a damn?

[ponyboysunset]

For today, I think I got this right 

[paladin1991]

For today, I think I got this right 

*Hannibal Lector voice*  Cloooser.    Clooooser.

[chefist]

I get a trayful of buttered damns delivered to me every morning. They come hot, straight from the oven, and I don't let a single bastard have a solitary mouthful!

They are welcome to a rusty can of instant fucks that I keep at the back of the cupboard. Just stir and serve, bitches!!

Buttered always better...

[whoozit]

I don't give a damn if people don't give a fuck.

[Barfly]

Ok, i changed my ways, i love cute hamsters and fat chicks
J/K
i dont give a damn about them

[BobGrau]

Is it ok to give a shit, though? I've got a figure to maintain.

[Caruthers612]

Is it ok to give a shit, though? I've got a figure to maintain.

        You mean you give a damn about your figure? You're in the wrong thread, friend.

[BobGrau]

I suggested they discuss this thread on the Gabcast... but they didn't give a damn.










...fuck it

[BobGrau]

        You mean you give a damn about your figure? You're in the wrong thread, friend.

No, I've got my damns all figured out.

[Barfly]

Key West chickens, they run wild EVERYWHERE and are protected under some old law.
I dont give a Damn about them and i hate them so much i will add a flying FUCK to my i dont give a damn

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is it ok to give a shit, though? I've got a figure to maintain.

only so long as you don't give two.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lyCDaycfw

[Barfly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJAjuBub7cE

I hate these fuckers

[BobGrau]

only so long as you don't give two.

One can identify the british fox's spoor by a distinctive "umbilical" connecting two main... er, bodies of poo. They very specifically stop to squeeze, for some reason.

[Barfly]

One can identify the british fox's spoor by a distinctive "umbilical" connecting two main... er, bodies of poo. They very specifically stop to squeeze, for some reason.

I'm not clear on what you just said, please translate to Klingon.

[wr250]

I'm not clear on what you just said, please translate to Klingon.

british fox spoor laH ngu' wa' pong distinctive "umbilical" cha' potlhmo' rar … er, lom poo. SoHvaD specifically mev chaH qeb, 'op meq.