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I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Started by paladin1991, September 26, 2015, 06:17:25 PM

Barfly

Quote from: chefist on September 27, 2015, 03:18:03 PM
Clearly you don't give a damn about flatulance and digestional health... ;)
You are correct sir, i want to die a fat old man with grease emitting from my rear end ;D

paladin1991

Quote from: Barfly on September 27, 2015, 02:53:51 PM
Pizza rolls make you fat, im off to the 7-11 to confirm my opinion, maybe pick up a 12 pack of PBR while i am there, and maybe some Doritos.

Damn, I'm hungry.

wr250

Quote from: Barfly on September 27, 2015, 02:53:51 PM
Pizza rolls make you fat, im off to the 7-11 to confirm my opinion, maybe pick up a 12 pack of PBR while i am there, and maybe some Doritos.
did you at least get a turkee sammich ?

Barfly

Quote from: wr250 on September 28, 2015, 05:44:01 AM
did you at least get a turkee sammich ?
They are always expired, but on sale..burp

Caruthers612

Quote from: Barfly on September 28, 2015, 11:01:45 AM
They are always expired, but on sale..burp

            And I'm supposed to give a damn? I don't, nor about the cholera you'll likely get from eating that. Now, what else can I not give a damn about...<looks around>

Barfly

Quote from: Caruthers612 on September 28, 2015, 02:42:48 PM
            And I'm supposed to give a damn? I don't, nor about the cholera you'll likely get from eating that. Now, what else can I not give a damn about...<looks around>
Always go for the beef jerky, i think the hot dogs survive forever also, better living with chemicals.
And i dont give a Damn if my gut turns to mush .



morgana213

Well, I'm going to be very unlady like and say, I don't give a fucking God Damn!!! 

Caruthers612

Quote from: morgana213 on September 30, 2015, 02:53:45 PM
Well, I'm going to be very unlady like and say, I don't give a fucking God Damn!!!

             Excellent. I was beginning to worry this thread was dying. Not that I give a damn, mind you.


paladin1991

Quote from: morgana213 on September 30, 2015, 02:53:45 PM
Well, I'm going to be very unlady like and say, I don't give a fucking God Damn!!!

Lady has her panties in a twist. 


Like I give a damn

inuk2600

Can I give a little- NO! NOT A DAMN >:(

inuk2600

Well can I throw this Micheal Horn CD in the garbage- NO! I MEAN YES, WHY IS IT NOT IN THERE ALREADY? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY NOT GIVING A DAMN? >:(

Caruthers612

Quote from: inuk2600 on September 30, 2015, 03:57:14 PM
Well can I throw this Micheal Horn CD in the garbage- NO! I MEAN YES, WHY IS IT NOT IN THERE ALREADY? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY NOT GIVING A DAMN? >:(

    Had to look that one up. Not that I give a damn about this Michael Horn. Or the horse he rode in on.






paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 01, 2015, 09:33:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7o8FbGCR9U

WTF?  British humour.  On an empty stomach, no less.  Makes me feel like I've got stomach cancer.


Damn



Caruthers612

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 01, 2015, 09:33:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7o8FbGCR9U

       Sredni, me droogie, not for the first time I find kinship in something you do.  ;D How could I have failed to think of Fry & Laurie's Peter and John sketches, which I've watched more times than Bill Clinton hid underage interns under his Oval Office desk during national security meetings. Well done, lad.
   
        P.S. Don't think this means I give a damn, Sred, 'cause I certainly don't.

ksm32

This is what this thread is all about.  I submit this for your DAMN approval.

Caruthers612

Quote from: ksm32 on October 01, 2015, 10:33:12 PM
This is what this thread is all about.  I submit this for your DAMN approval.

             I think that was a pun, a play on words, and if you think I'm going to get up off my loathsome, hairy bottom to give a damn, you're much mistaken, sir.

ksm32

Quote from: Caruthers612 on October 01, 2015, 10:57:29 PM
             I think that was a pun, a play on words, and if you think I'm going to get up off my loathsome, hairy bottom to give a damn, you're much mistaken, sir.

Yeah?

Then let paaaain be the order of the day.

onan

It's been raining here for more than a week. The week before it started raining I sprained my shoulder. My lawn has suffered. The HOA rules "suggest" keeping lawns in accordance with others in the neighborhood. Two of my neighbors were mowing their lawns in the rain. My lawn can now hide at least three broken down chevys. And as you would expect, I don't give a damn.

Yorkshire pud

And, I'll just keep in the spirit of the thread...


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