Things I Decided Are True While And Because I Was Tripping

[Caruthers612]

      It stinks in this room.

[Keykou]

      It stinks in this room.

This will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vITxN5S9B0

[analog kid]

I've done psilocybin easily more than 30 times. I picked and ate a shroom that was growing in my front yard once. They were everywhere you looked here at one time.

I don't remember hallucinating all that much though, really. It was a lot of excruciatingly lengthy introspection. But I'm convinced that I would be more screwed up had I not had those experiences. I'm a mess of a human being, and the end game doesn't look pretty, but I have a gene pool full of people who are far worse off.

I think I'm having a major depressive episode right now actually. I can't remember being this depressed in a long time. It'll work itself out though.

[Eddie Coyle]

   That I was too clumsy for this job as a baker.

   http://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM

[aldousburbank]

I've done psilocybin easily more than 30 times. I picked and ate a shroom that was growing in my front yard once. They were everywhere you looked here at one time.

I don't remember hallucinating all that much though, really. It was a lot of excruciatingly lengthy introspection. But I'm convinced that I would be more screwed up had I not had those experiences. I'm a mess of a human being, and the end game doesn't look pretty, but I have a gene pool full of people who are far worse off.

I think I'm having a major depressive episode right now actually. I can't remember being this depressed in a long time. It'll work itself out though.

Hang on kid. Maybe listen to some Rush.
http://youtu.be/7bjfuPczMmo

[BobGrau]

I've done psilocybin easily more than 30 times. I picked and ate a shroom that was growing in my front yard once. They were everywhere you looked here at one time.

I don't remember hallucinating all that much though, really. It was a lot of excruciatingly lengthy introspection. But I'm convinced that I would be more screwed up had I not had those experiences. I'm a mess of a human being, and the end game doesn't look pretty, but I have a gene pool full of people who are far worse off.

I think I'm having a major depressive episode right now actually. I can't remember being this depressed in a long time. It'll work itself out though.

Why don't you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uvev7hY5MU

[Caruthers612]

   That I was too clumsy for this job as a baker.

   http://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM

        I haven't the words to thank you for this. Maybe I'll use numbers.

[Art]

I think you're doing it wrong.  You're supposed to decide that a bunch of things aren't true.

[analog kid]

Why don't you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uvev7hY5MU

TIL major depression is caused by consumption of television. I'm sure that applies to bipolar disorder as well. Thanks for the tip.

Ignore me anyway, I've been drunk posting.

Here's you a random youtube video in turn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

[aldousburbank]

It's always the day before tomorrow.

[onan]

It's always the day before tomorrow.

When the sun comes out.

[Roswells, Art]

TIL major depression is caused by consumption of television. I'm sure that applies to bipolar disorder as well. Thanks for the tip.

Ignore me anyway, I've been drunk posting.

Here's you a random youtube video in turn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

Thanks for posting that. Some dude playing music in his backyard singing about beer. It is inspiring and depressing. He is really fucking talented. That sounds sarcastic but it's not.

[wr250]

It's always the day before tomorrow.

and its monday eve in the US

[pate]

If I was in a happy relationship, would I be hear?

And another thing if the pope met a bear in the woods... 

I think faith answers that elipses.

(sp)

[pate]

...

listen to some Rush.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ84JkYDa3U

Hmm.

[Hautex]

Art is coming back for a new years eve prediction show. I hear.... what great mushrooms....thanks President Trump....

[pate]

I choose hate in between heartbeats.

[ziznak]

I felt at one with the universe and was able to understand the connection between all things in existence.  It was amazing...

[Roswells, Art]

I felt at one with the universe and was able to understand the connection between all things in existence.  It was amazing...

We have a winner!

[Roswells, Art]

If I was in a happy relationship, would I be hear

(sp)

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

You will keep getting what you're getting if you keep doing what you're doing.

[Ciardelo]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

You will keep getting what you're getting if you keep doing what you're doing.

Nothing changes if nothing changes.

[pate]

I have started to stop drinking as much.

ediot: as last year, this year?  Too much thyme masheen!

[pate]

      It stinks in this room.

I'll Noorie your fink, sir.

Side-bets?

[pate]

I just took the first drink of my last drink this morning.

[Philosopher]

It's always the day before tomorrow.

Today is always yesterday.

[Roswells, Art]

I just took the first drink of my last drink this morning.

Good luck!  And thanks for the tip, selling all my beer company stock now.

[pate]

Good luck!  And thanks for the tip, selling all my beer company stock now.

Inside and day traders never win.

Another free tip!

I do run a side-book on week-to-week trades.  Seems a certain American Football team is set and locked to win the SuperBowl (what is that?  The blue stuff I drop in the tank?).  It's a flush-down or slam-dunk?  These idioms khanfusticate me, I invest in MetaMidol, to be regular, Joe!

[Philosopher]

Re: Things I Decided Are True While And Because I Was Drunk

My severely bi-polar first wife was perfectly wonderful and loving.

[pate]

Dammint, the spread got clustered just now...

Calibrating

[Philosopher]

Obama is the best president there ever was or will be.  bro.