He must have seen some REAL shit!

[starrmtn001]

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity.
Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

tilbott

Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

cow-eyeball

Above: Bovine eyeball from Tilbott’s rectum. A total of 30 were found. Image Source: Casper Police Department
road.

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

[Jackstar]

[...] Anal Cavity [...] potential murderer [...] cow eyeballs [...] cow-eyeball [...] Bovine eyeball [...] eyeballs-in-cavity/

I'm adding all of these to my list of "Things To Never Ever Search For" which previously only ever consisted of this:




Pray for Goatsy.

[starrmtn001]

Wise decision Jackstar.  Kinda wish I had done the same lol.

[starrmtn001]

Maybe I should have posted this in the gns thread!

[Jackstar]

Kinda wish I had done the same lol.

I don't know what I thought I was going to find, but in Sovjet Russia, cowballeyeball sees you

[West of the Rockies]

Man, this story goes into the anals of history, yes?

[akwilly]

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity.
Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

tilbott

Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

cow-eyeball

Above: Bovine eyeball from Tilbott’s rectum. A total of 30 were found. Image Source: Casper Police Department
road.

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

unfortunatly story fake

[West of the Rockies]

Guy 1:  You hear about the dude who was shot in the ass with a 12-gauge?
Guy 2:  Ooooh, rectum?
Guy1:  Wrecked 'im?  Damn near killed 'im!

[starrmtn001]

Guy 1:  You hear about the dude who was shot in the ass with a 12-gauge?
Guy 2:  Ooooh, rectum?
Guy1:  Wrecked 'im?  Damn near killed 'im!

[starrmtn001]

unfortunatly story fake

Awww, drat.  Makes a hell of an urban legend though, doesn't it?