20150722 - Linda Moulton Howe

[Ward]

hey linda you answered you own question about Mutilations, the "ET's" don't need to do this at all

[MV/Liberace!]

Congrats MV.

Best thing in my life are my two girls.  My avatar is with my older one 12 years ago.

i'll bet you miss those times a lot.  my oldest is only two, and there's already stuff i miss.

[jazmunda]

Art sounds distraught over all of this cat mutilation talk.

[WOTR]

Did she just say a mutilation tsunami?  I must have misheard?

[Heather Wade]

haaahahaha, i knoooooow.

*shoulder punch*   

[Jocko Johnson]

How do you cut a cat in half without the cat shredding you to ribbons?

Ancient Chinese secret.

[popple]

How do you cut a cat in half without the cat shredding you to ribbons?

[Ward]

How do you cut a cat in half without the cat shredding you to ribbons?

anesthesia, vets use it all the time and i guess according to Linda ET's do to.

[WOTR]

i'll bet you miss those times a lot.  my oldest is only two, and there's already stuff i miss.

And that is why you need to hit the "reset" button every couple of years...

[eddie dean]

I haven't heard a reference to bovine genitals yet.

Linda did talk about Uranus!

[MV/Liberace!]

RECTAL CORE TIME,!!!

goddamnit.  i wish it were time to reinstate the top corner quote.

[Abbot_of_Ashton]

hey linda you answered you own question about Mutilations, the "ET's" don't need to do this at all

Research maybe? It's very strange

[zeebo]

A rancher near me in Lassen county has complained to the local sheriff so many times about his cattle being mutilated he finally quit calling and gave up cattle ranching.

I'm sure Linda would be interested in the details, maybe give the rancher her website/email if you're in touch.

[jazmunda]

Linda did talk about Uranus!

How dare you sir?

[Catops]

hey.  i'm driving to the hospital, man.

That's LADY to you sir, FFS.  Don't strain that ankle.

[MV/Liberace!]

Cool as fuck!   You can play that for your daughter Artina later.   

heh heh, yes, but we're calling her arthurina.

[Autistic Star Children]

vagina!!!!!!!

[Baron Landscape]

Did art just say 'crab people'?

[SaucyRossy]

wow.  wth.  that was certainly unexpected.

Vaguely lovable!

[SaucyRossy]

Haha

Maybe the aliens are thinking they are being kind by returning the half cats?

[Xitheron]

I haven't heard a reference to bovine genitals yet.

Oh god please someone register anonymously as BovineGenitals...and make him your own JC..

[Sean92008]

i'll bet you miss those times a lot.  my oldest is only two, and there's already stuff i miss.

Absolutely, I miss SOOOO much.  Take lots of photos all the time!  At 14 and 12, they're little drama b*tches with attitudes.  The old saying is they're better until puberty, then boys are better :-)

Still, my greatest accomplishment and, very likely, yours.  Unless you invent some like cure for cancer or something like that.

[MV/Liberace!]

Send him the baby to sign.

how many holes are needed in the box for proper ventilation?  diameter?

[Jackstar]

How do you cut a cat in half without the cat shredding you to ribbons?

Psychokinetic shielding. The real question is why would anyone... oh, look at the curtains.

[ShayP]

I love it when Linda talks dirty.

[popple]

Maybe they do this to cats to see how humans react. Since humans have close relationships to them?

[MV/Liberace!]

*shoulder punch*   

heh heh

[lonevoice]

Haha

Maybe the aliens are thinking they are being kind by returning the half cats?

Oh my.  Funniest thing I've read today. 

[trostol]

would love Gio to be on...

[QuantumMystics]