Buying an invisible unicorn or new toupee for Dave?

[WOTR]

I found the perfect place (you really have to check out the picture.)  The reviews on Amazon seem like they could have been posted on Bellgab... Most have just the right balance of sarcasm and wit...  Sadly, they do not appear to ship international.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QFQCZJC/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00QFQCZJC&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=KVOYQDUDR72IAFDG

Do not click on this next link at work... it is the "downstairs toupee" for when you have a "botched Brazilian."  I have a tough time believing that this is an item for sale.  Yes, I would buy an invisible unicorn, but not a visible crotch toupee (then again, I'm not the gender they are marketing it towards...)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006JFA8AM/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B006JFA8AM&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20

[pate]

Huh, I had to take a screen shot of that first link.

The second is a "merkin" I do believe.  Usage:  Jorch igNooron wears a merkin on his head.

On the attached screen shot, am I the only one who noticed that "customers who viewed this item also viewed a "JustinCostume Spandex Full Bodysuit Catsuit Zentai Penis Halloween Costumes?"

WTF?

[Yorkshire pud]

I can't see the price for a used one...

[WOTR]

Huh, I had to take a screen shot of that first link.

The second is a "merkin" I do believe.  Usage:  Jorch igNooron wears a merkin on his head.

On the attached screen shot, am I the only one who noticed that "customers who viewed this item also viewed a "JustinCostume Spandex Full Bodysuit Catsuit Zentai Penis Halloween Costumes?"

WTF?

Great, now I picture Jorch wearing the "kitty carpet downstairs toupee" while in the full body spandex suit with penis pouch.  Thanks...

[pate]

Great, now I picture Jorch wearing the "kitty carpet downstairs toupee" while in the full body spandex suit with penis pouch.  Thanks...

I believe this may actually have happened and therefore it is a fact.  edit: He only wears the Zentai Penis Halloween Costume w/ merkin for karaoke gigs where he dances with the ladies...

GNS (oops wrong thread) heh

[Paradox]

The unicorn is not available on Prime.  So much for that.  I was hoping for a good guy magnet to take to the park with me.

As for the kitty carpet, what the hello kind of a name is that?  The description is for the use of a fart filter.