The Michael Decon Program

[whoozit]

I am the larger animal.

[Corona Kitty]

The two dinks came within an inch and a half and then were withdrawn.  And there is this other one that just keeps appearing and diving in.

Whoa, relax guy. This ain't tell us your fantasies magazine, Pal!

[Dr. MD MD]

Whoa, relax guy. This ain't tell us your fantasies magazine, Pal!

Translation: He wants you to pay him if he’s going to engage in dirty talk with you. He learned that from Heather.

[Corona Kitty]

Translation: He wants you to pay him if he’s going to engage in dirty talk with you. He learned that from Heather.

Christians say the funniest things.

[whoozit]

Whoa, relax guy. This ain't tell us your fantasies magazine, Pal!

If that is one of my fantasies then I am a waste of skin.  I was just reporting on the reality of the situation.  An olive branch was extended and then used as a cudgel, if you prefer.

[Dr. MD MD]

Christians say the funniest things.

That’s because we’re the funniest people.

[Dr. MD MD]

If that is one of my fantasies then I am a waste of skin.  I was just reporting on the reality of the situation.  An olive branch was extended and then used as a cudgel, if you prefer.

Olive branches, cudgels...it’s all so confusing. 🤔

[K_Dubb]

What kind of chocolate?

[Corona Kitty]

If that is one of my fantasies then I am a waste of skin.  I was just reporting on the reality of the situation.  An olive branch was extended and then used as a cudgel, if you prefer.

It was a joke, but alright.

[whoozit]

It was a joke, but alright.

I figured as much but wanted some attention to make K_Dubb jealous.  I’m sure I’m the butt of several venomous  limericks now.  I’m hoping he rhymes canker with chancre.

[Dr. MD MD]

It was a joke, but alright.

[K_Dubb]

I figured as much but wanted some attention to make K_Dubb jealous.  I’m sure I’m the butt of several venomous  limericks now.  I’m hoping he rhymes canker with chancre.

I don't have time for this.

There once was a dumb striped cat
Who tried to butt in and went splat.

[Corona Kitty]

What kind of chocolate?

Well, I used multiple chocolate for the occasion. If I could I would share with all of you.

[whoozit]

Now I’m gonna put soy milk in my Peet’s Coffee Holiday Blend .

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't have time for this.

There once was a dumb striped cat
Who tried to butt in and went splat.

[Corona Kitty]

I figured as much but wanted some attention to make K_Dubb jealous.  I’m sure I’m the butt of several venomous  limericks now.  I’m hoping he rhymes canker with chancre.

Whoozit... We appreciate your participation.

[Dr. MD MD]

Now I’m gonna put soy milk in my Peet’s Coffee Holiday Blend .

Don’t do it, man! It’s not worth it. 😕

[Dr. MD MD]

Whoozit... We appreciate your participation.

Don’t try to blow him, myke. Save that for the abandoned parking lot. :

[Corona Kitty]

Don’t do it, man! It’s not worth it. 😕

Why did Pate turn on you? I thought he was your friend.

[whoozit]

Whoozit... We appreciate your participation.

Thank you. As Jackstar would say; I’m an Ent.  I’m not on anybody’s side because no one is on my side.

[Jackstar]

I don't have time for this.

I have arranged all this, just to have a few moments alone with you. Is impressive, c'est non?

[Dr. MD MD]

Why did Pate turn on you? I thought he was your friend.

He hasn’t turned on me. He still calls me his buddy. :

[Jackstar]

As Jackstar would say; I’m an Ent.

My good sir, I beg your pardon: not only do I think I've never said that, nor have I ever seen that phrase used, I don't even know what an Ent even is. Is it a Tolkien thing? Because I definitely wouldn't know then, because Tolkien sucks.

In any event, I wouldn't ever say that. No, really. Can you rephrase that, or do you just want to imagine that I said it anyway? I have contingency plans for both possible outcomes.

[Corona Kitty]

He hasn’t turned on me. He still calls me his buddy. :

Thanks for clarifying.

[whoozit]

My good sir, I beg your pardon: not only do I think I've never said that, nor have I ever seen that phrase used, I don't even know what an Ent even is. Is it a Tolkien thing? Because I definitely wouldn't know then, because Tolkien sucks.

In any event, I wouldn't ever say that. No, really. Can you rephrase that, or do you just want to imagine that I said it anyway? I have contingency plans for both possible outcomes.

I apologize my good man.  As Tolkien would say, and all that.  BTW anything?

[Walks_At_Night]

Sure. Keep yukking it up guys. Talking about dinks almost touching and what not.  All while poor Senda has literal holes in his brain,
How can you look at yourselves in the mirror?

[K_Dubb]

...with all of you.

[K_Dubb]

Thank you. As Jackstar would say; I’m an Ent.  I’m not on anybody’s side because no one is on my side.

Nobody asked your star sign bucko now shove off.

[Jackstar]

I apologize my good man.

I wasn't offended, But I couldn't tell if you were trying to make it dig at me, or if you really misremembered, or if I'm in the new dimension today or... look I'm not going to lie it's been a wild few months, and now I know exactly how Taylor Swift felt when Kanye went up on stage and sexually assaulted her with all those noodles.

[K_Dubb]

I have arranged all this, just to have a few moments alone with you. Is impressive, c'est non?

You too.