The Michael Decon Program

[Corona Kitty]

Those must have been very special people, to eat the cake you made.  I will try not to think about them because it will make me insanely jealous.

What did you put in the middle?

Just a few friends of mine I've known most my life. You're a funny man K_Dubb.

Chocolate sir... https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/next-best-thing-robert-redford-dessert/

[Corona Kitty]

When I point this post out to Grapefruit, and make explicit mention that you were very careful not to imply that she herself is an animal, she will probably not kill you, and will just leave you slightly maimed.

Did I mention? She is pissed. Rubini is pissed. Now, this is just speculation, however... today is different. Today, I still hold the sacred chalice of I don't give a single ripe wet f***, and I'm saying to you... she's upset. And I'm glad I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm going to slowly back away from the mess here that you vaguely lovable mongoloid retards have wrought for yourselves this time.

Actually I don't know if Rubini is mad at me, or if he's afraid, or if he's just being smart--those details aren't my area. At this point, my area consists of making popcorn; stocking bubble gum; wondering if I should get a crown made of precious metals now before they spike, or if I should do it later when they really collapse and I already have a community full of mindslaves to do my bidding.

It's difficult, because I never really wanted mindslaves, But now I'm wondering, because I realize that they're basically just like children that one is not legally obligated to feed.

Cogitation continues. I guess I could listen to Azzerae's podcast now! He didn't email me yet, but that's all right, Azzerae knows me well enough to know that it doesn't matter how how fast he talks back to me, he's fucked no matter what.


/flex.

Oh Jesus... Not what I implied for the record.

[whoozit]

When I point this post out to Grapefruit, and make explicit mention that you were very careful not to imply that she herself is an animal, she will probably not kill you, and will just leave you slightly maimed.

Did I mention? She is pissed. Rubini is pissed. Now, this is just speculation, however... today is different. Today, I still hold the sacred chalice of I don't give a single ripe wet f***, and I'm saying to you... she's upset. And I'm glad I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm going to slowly back away from the mess here that you vaguely lovable mongoloid retards have wrought for yourselves this time.

Actually I don't know if Rubini is mad at me, or if he's afraid, or if he's just being smart--those details aren't my area. At this point, my area consists of making popcorn; stocking bubble gum; wondering if I should get a crown made of precious metals now before they spike, or if I should do it later when they really collapse and I already have a community full of mindslaves to do my bidding.

It's difficult, because I never really wanted mindslaves, But now I'm wondering, because I realize that they're basically just like children that one is not legally obligated to feed.

Cogitation continues. I guess I could listen to Azzerae's podcast now! He didn't email me yet, but that's all right, Azzerae knows me well enough to know that it doesn't matter how how fast he talks back to me, he's fucked no matter what.


/flex.

You give an awful lot of fucks for someone that doesn’t give a fuck.  Just sayin’.

[Dr. MD MD]

Man, what a bunch of gay shit in this thread! Makes sense when you consider that myke’s a Mexican male prostitute though. 🤔

[Dr. MD MD]

You give an awful lot of fucks for someone that doesn’t give a fuck.  Just sayin’.

[Corona Kitty]

Man, what a bunch of gay shit in this thread! Makes sense when you consider that myke’s a Mexican male prostitute though. 🤔

Grandpa is back from his nap!

[K_Dubb]

Just a few friends of mine I've known most my life. You're a funny man K_Dubb.

Chocolate sir... https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/next-best-thing-robert-redford-dessert/

I'm sorry, papi, I am still a little flustered.  Sexy voice, dumbbells (45 lbs!) and bakes -- could you be any more perfect?  You should be glad I am 1347.2 miles away.

That cake looks divine -- I love the idea of pecans in the crust!

[Corona Kitty]

I'm sorry, papi, I am still a little flustered.  Sexy voice, dumbbells (45 lbs!) and bakes -- could you be any more perfect?  You should be glad I am 1347.2 miles away.

That cake looks divine -- I love the idea of pecans in the crust!

I had no idea you were after my heart K_dubb.... I have to warn you though, I am known to break hearts.

[K_Dubb]

I can't wait to read about sewage treatment plants in Belize!

[K_Dubb]

I had no idea you were after my heart K_dubb.... I have to warn you though, I am known to break hearts.

You break mine every time the Michael Decon Program comes to an end!  I am very resilient, however.

[Corona Kitty]

You break mine every time the Michael Decon Program comes to an end!  I am very resilient, however.

[K_Dubb]

[chefist]

Just a few friends of mine I've known most my life. You're a funny man K_Dubb.

Chocolate sir... https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/next-best-thing-robert-redford-dessert/

Mykes not a Democrat, btw?  :

[Dr. MD MD]

Mykes not a Democrat, btw?  :

He might not vote that way but he’ll still service them in the abandoned parking lot by the Church’s Chicken.

[K_Dubb]

Mykes not a Democrat, btw?  :

You can tell that by analyzing his cake?  WOW Cheffy teach me your ways!

[Dr. MD MD]

You can tell that by analyzing his cake?  WOW Cheffy teach me your ways!

First separate the socialists from the capitalists.

Next, set the socialists aside. You’ll need them later...

[Corona Kitty]

Mykes not a Democrat, btw?  :

On record I was first registered as a green party member. Sigh... I know. I know. Don't worry though Chefist, I learned my lesson!

[Ciardelo]

I can't wait to read about sewage treatment plants in Belize!

heh heh

[Corona Kitty]

I can't wait to read about sewage treatment plants in Belize!

I've been waiting for a follow up this entire time!

[Dr. MD MD]

On record I was first registered as a green party member. Sigh... I know. I know. Don't worry though Chefist, I learned my lesson!

And you still try to bust my balls over Barky.

[Corona Kitty]

And you still try to bust my balls over Barky.

Indeed it was very shameful, I learned my lesson.

[Dr. MD MD]

Indeed it was very shameful, I learned my lesson.

I don’t think you have yet. I really don’t.

[K_Dubb]

First separate the socialists from the capitalists.

Next, set the socialists aside. You’ll need them later...

Fuck politics I'm trying to score here!

[Corona Kitty]

I don’t think you have yet. I really don’t.

[Dr. MD MD]

Fuck politics I'm trying to score here!

Shouldn’t be difficult for you. You’re a rich capitalist living in Palm Springs. Hell, I’m sure some dudes out there would even be willing to switch teams if the perks were right.

[whoozit]

The two dinks came within an inch and a half and then were withdrawn.  And there is is this other one that just keeps appearing and diving in.

[K_Dubb]

Shouldn’t be difficult for you. You’re a rich capitalist living in Palm Springs. Hell, I’m sure some dudes out there would even be willing to switch teams if the perks were right.

No, I have principles!  Here I am trying to bond with superhot papi over cake and you are all capitalists socialists blah blah what a loser.  Isn't queering my coffee enough, or must you shit on every last bit of happiness in the world?  What a disgrace!

[Dr. MD MD]

The two dinks came within an inch and a half and then were withdrawn.

[Dr. MD MD]

No, I have principles!  Here I am trying to bond with superhot papi over cake and you are all capitalists socialists blah blah what a loser.  Isn't queering my coffee enough, or must you shit on every last bit of happiness in the world?  What a disgrace!

No, no...just your happiness, hypocrite poser.

[K_Dubb]

And there is is this other one that just keeps appearing and diving in.

I am the larger animal.