The Michael Decon Program

[Dr. MD MD]

I like Jackstar, but that's funny.    

Pssst...I wasn’t saying that about Jack but about metron.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

They were whispers. :

Careless whispers.

[Metron2267]

I don't have a schlong.

[Metron2267]

I have respect for the women on the show, I don't want to create any unwanted issues.

Right on. Ladies night/twat talk must be a sustaining entity!

[Metron2267]

Negatory on that one.  Usually takes me about a year to prepare a chick for anal.  But the big gals... slides right on in.  Not that this is without its charms, you understand.

The smell of fresh feces being its own reward?

[Corona Kitty]

As dark as your humour can get in other areas, I've always admired what a gentleman you are, especially on air.

surprisingly, I am actually polite outside of this window.

[Corona Kitty]

Right on. Ladies night/twat talk must be a sustaining entity!

Correct.

[Metron2267]

Correct.

I can definitely allow this!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The smell of fresh feces being its own reward?

Only if you are into that.  If that’s the result that you get when engaging in anal sex, then you are a terrible “bottom.”  Small wonder that you have few repeat customers.

[Metron2267]

Only if you are into that. 

Kinda goes with the territory, doesn't it?

[Original Larry]

I have respect for the women on the show, I don't want to create any unwanted issues.

Understood and appreciated, to paraphrase a legend in his own mind. You DO respect your guests, I'm still betting on you to finish. You know who I respect? Starr, your biggest fan. She is a steady lady.
OG Larry out.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Kinda goes with the territory, doesn't it?

Not necessarily, any more than skid marks on your Fruit of the Looms go with the territory.  Are you willing to do the work to be hygenic?  If you'rre lazy or a slob, then yeah, poop on the dick.

Theres way more nerve endings in the anus than there are in the clitoris.  Multiple orgasms are not uncommon.  The sensation when her ass relaxes, and her body accepts you and you slide in deep in missionary, your mouths locked together, how her arms claw at you as she wants you to stop but not really, and then how her body seizes up and begins to convulse as she climaxes, and then again after you begin to slid in and out....dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be.  Its nothing like porn.  Its the ultimate  expression of the love, trust, and intimacy that you share with that chick, 

[Jackstar]

dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be

That's too bad.

[Metron2267]

Not necessarily, any more than skid marks on your Fruit of the Looms go with the territory.  Are you willing to do the work to be hygenic?  If you'rre lazy or a slob, then yeah, poop on the dick.

Theres way more nerve endings in the anus than there are in the clitoris.  Multiple orgasms are not uncommon.  The sensation when her ass relaxes, and her body accepts you and you slide in deep in missionary, your mouths locked together, how her arms claw at you as she wants you to stop but not really, and then how her body seizes up and begins to convulse as she climaxes, and then again after you begin to slid in and out....dude, you don't have a clue about how transcendent anal sex can be.  Its nothing like porn.  Its the ultimate  expression of the love, trust, and intimacy that you share with that chick,

Life is nothing like porn, so there's that.

I dunno, this is such an elegiac exaggeration on the joys of misaligning parts that I must (for your sheer joyfulness) allow it, albeit this isn't the most proper forum for such gustatory tubular canal tributes:

https://www.facebook.com/The-Kristen-Archives-154699294619004/

[AZZERAE]

Its only real love if you go ass to mouth.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Its only real love if you go ass to mouth.

I had one chick do that but it didnt do anything for me.  I would much rather be deep inside her ass when she comes.  You can feel the rhythmic contractions.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

That's too bad.

You will have to venture outside if you plan on gettin you some strange, buddy-boy.  Unless you plan on fuckin a cockroach skittling across your hovel.

[AZZERAE]

Serious query: Jackstar; virginity?!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Serious query: Jackstar; virginity?!

If you dont count that middle school summer vacation when his uncle todd came to visit, then yes.

[AZZERAE]

If you dont count that middle school summer vacation when his uncle todd came to visit, then yes.

I best not pry.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I best not pry.

Its the nexus of his misanthropy, so....yeah. 

[Lilith]

Sounds like a great topic for one of Michaels' shows.

[AZZERAE]

Sounds like a great topic for one of Michaels' shows.

I doubt Jackstar would agree to be a guest. And I doubt Myke would waste his time trying to coerce him to be one.

[Corona Kitty]

https://youtu.be/7QDAV1Qf3-k

Special start time 7 pm pst - 10 pm est

A new Cold war ahead.

[Corona Kitty]

I doubt Jackstar would agree to be a guest. And I doubt Myke would waste his time trying to coerce him to be one.

Jackstar may in fact appear (again) on the program.

[AZZERAE]

Jackstar may in fact appear (again) on the program.

Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

[Corona Kitty]

Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

No, he just called in & hit a dab.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Holy shit, was he on, as a guest?

No, he does an Ed McMahon like intro and outro to canned applause.

[Corona Kitty]

No, he does an Ed McMahon like intro and outro to canned applause.

Rod Sterling actually.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Rod Sterling actually.

Any relation to Rod Serling?

Catch Jack using a name like “Rod” snicker-snicker i get it guv-ner