Man Tells a Woman The Way it is on Dr Phil Show

[Heather Wade]

I'm sorry, I must have missed the truth. Oh, I see, you are confronting us with your own personal truth:

1. You have a large, self-abused penis.
2. You consider yourself quite handsome, which I suppose you must, since you can't keep your hands off yourself.
3. You think women are stupid, etc.
4. You believe Satan is a real entity, directing your actions, and you presume to judge other followers of Satan in  terms of their worthiness.

Did I miss anything? Strangely, your personal truth strikes me as TMI, but also damned peculiar and ultimately, funny as hell.

Accurate so far.  Looks like we wore him down.  Well, that was easy!

[Richard Groyper]

Accurate so far.  Looks like we wore him down.  Well, that was easy!

I have a feeling he'll be back.

[Daggit]

You're gonna get banned anyways what with posting links to porn and glorifying rape so you may as well prove to these bitches on here what a meaty cock you have. So what say you? To prove it's you go to that bench from your previous profile pic and slap that pencil dick out and snap a pic. Go out in a blaze of glory. That way someone on this earth might remember your sorry ass.

[Heather Wade]

I have a feeling he'll be back.

Muuu haa haaaa ha haaaaaaa!  I will be waiting.  *Devil horns protruding*  Mang, this is fun after being polite all day. 

[Avi]

those are not my truths but real objective truths.

Right, but a lot of people believe that their own personal truths are real, objective Truthâ,,¢. Some people believe in the absolute veracity of Sean David Morton and Ed Dames, for example, but it is doubtful that SDM or Dames even believe their own bullshit. Indeed, I have come to question whether you believe your own bullshit, because it is so self-evidently silly.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I refuse to acknowledge a dark overlord who eschews capitalization and punctuation.

[Avi]

I have a feeling he'll be back.

His mother made him go to bed.

[Richard Groyper]

Muuu haa haaaa ha haaaaaaa!  I will be waiting.  *Devil horns protruding*  Mang, this is fun after being polite all day.

Polite all day huh, Work?

[Richard Groyper]

His mother made him go to bed.

Burn!

[Heather Wade]

   I refuse to acknowledge a dark overlord who eschews capitalization and punctuation.

I concur with this.

His mother made him go to bed.

That's a Ding!   

[pate]

Satan And Saddam In Bed

[Avi]

   I refuse to acknowledge a dark overlord who eschews capitalization and punctuation.

Daniel Webster thought so, too. Now, if only the Devil would attend to those violin lessons.

The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia (live)

[pate]

"...Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough..." has always been my #1 favorite song lyric.

[Eddie Coyle]

Daniel Webster thought so, too. Now, if only the Devil would attend to those violin lessons.

The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia (live)

     My money is on Satan in that rematch. Charlie's pushing 80.

[gnooryblows]

nothin but ignorance on here, nothin but ignorance.

i only had a few things to do and they are done now

[gnooryblows]

this redacted bitch is real mad though. my thread is making her confront the reality of her true nature.

[Avi]

     My money is on Satan in that rematch. Charlie's pushing 80.

I'm sending in Natalie MacMaster:

Natalie MacMaster - Tullochgorum

Natalie MacMaster- Volcanic Jig

[Heather Wade]

Admit it, gnb, you got nothing.  No home and no punctuation. 

[gnooryblows]

Admit it, gnb, you got nothing.  No home and no punctuation.

you want me bad, its obvious

[Avi]

you want me bad, its obvious

Well, I guess we've got another element to add to the Personal Truth list:

1. You have a large, self-abused penis.
2. You consider yourself quite handsome, which I suppose you must, since you can't keep your hands off yourself.
3. You think women are stupid, etc.
4. You believe Satan is a real entity, directing your actions, and you presume to judge other followers of Satan in  terms of their worthiness.
5. People who express disgust for you, really want you badly.

Yah, sure.

[ItsOver]

you want me bad, its obvious

Looks like you have a match.  Let the courting begin.

[Eddie Coyle]

     I think the demonic possession/low testosterone nexus on display here is an epochal moment for medicine and religion. I'm happy to be part of history! 

[jazmunda]

     I think the demonic possession/low testosterone nexus on display here is an epochal moment for medicine and religion. I'm happy to be part of history! 

I would have thought that if Satan really loved him then he would be the most virile man on the planet.

[Avi]

     I think the demonic possession/low testosterone nexus on display here is an epochal moment for medicine and religion. I'm happy to be part of history! 

I'd be celebrating but these demons and demon worshipers are always so namby-pamby: Waaah! Choke on your pureed, Vita Mix-prepared fruit-veggie blend! Seriously?

[Richard Groyper]

My mom says I'm cool.

[Eddie Coyle]

I would have thought that if Satan really loved him then he would be the most virile man on the planet.

     Satan shows his love by fucking with ya. He's nearly as horrible as God in that regard.

[ItsOver]

I would have thought that if Satan really loved him then he would be the most virile man on the planet.

Satan's doing gnb a favor.  Pissing off the women and running them off is keeping him out of a lot of trouble.  Lucky guy.

[Heather Wade]

Looks like you have a match.  Let the courting begin.

I'm a Buddhist, like a responsible adult; it'll never work.   :

[Eddie Coyle]

I'd be celebrating but these demons and demon worshipers are always so namby-pamby: Waaah! Choke on your pureed, Vita Mix-prepared fruit-veggie blend! Seriously?

    They aren't making demon spawns like they used to. From World Domination via plague/pestilence to hoping somebody swallows a meal the wrong way. It's sad.

[Avi]

I would have thought that if Satan really loved him then he would be the most virile man on the planet.

Indeed, he is the sole beneficiary of his virulence  .