We're all screwed now.

[MagnificentBastard]

Dark matter may have been detected â€" streaming from the sun’s core

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/16/dark-matter-detected-sun-axions

It were bad enough when we had darkies coming up from Oakland to raise hell, but now they're coming straight out of the sun. No telling how long till they get here.

  My buddy Earl used to stand out back shooting at helicopters all night long, but now he's switched to daytime and shotgun slugs. He's out there all day from sunup to sundown, so you know he's definitely holding off the invasion some. And I just bought myself a brand new stratocaster. Now I'll have to go bury it in the swamp with the other ones till all this passes.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It were bad enough when we had darkies coming up from Oakland to raise hell, but now they're coming straight out of the sun. No telling how long till they get here.

I've been a-warnin folks about them there axions for years now.  That shit'll make ya stare-aisle, too, you bet.  X-rays and such.

[Zoo]

Done!!1