MV Hates me.......

[MV/Liberace!]

Tommy want wingy !!1

[paladin1991]

I PM'd MV once... I got a... 'rash.'

See a dr?

[Zoo]

Thats all folks!!1

[WOTR]

Go ahead and laugh.  He takes the time to create and post sound files about a guy, a raging alcoholic who publicly snarled obscenities at him.  And yet, when I send him a PM politely asking if this post makes my ass look fat, what happens?  The sound of silence.

I will answer via PM if you wish.  Fair warning- Aspergers means that the reply will be honest and not, necessarily, kind.

[WOTR]

...I will be making a formal complaint to the moderator of this site for people being mean to me !!1

Don't waste your time with small fry.  Take the complaint straight to the FCC ombudsman and demand that they censor the internets for you.

Thats all folks!!1

The problem with a board where the owner is too cheap to hire a team of moderators to close threads is that you do not get to decide when it is over.  There will always be some jackass poster come along and ruin your plans.

However, you could always call MV up and ask him nicely to close this thread and delete my posts... Don't forget to drink heavily before placing the call (and call from a payphone.)

[MV/Liberace!]

...(and call from a payphone.)

...in the desert.

This movie is almost 20 years old, BTW. I'm becoming an old man.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm becoming an old man.

Too bad we can't say that about Chris Farley.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I will answer via PM if you wish.  Fair warning- Aspergers means that the reply will be honest and not, necessarily, kind.

Wait.  Wat?  You're asking my permission to send me a nasty PM?

What color panties were you wearing when you wrote this, anyway?

[WOTR]

Wait.  Wat?  You're asking my permission to send me a nasty PM?

What color panties were you wearing when you wrote this, anyway?

Now, I never said that it WOULD be nasty.  I need to see a picture to make a proper judgment.

And, today they are sheer, pink, and have frilly lace trim... Just don't tell the guys at work.

[MV/Liberace!]

Too bad we can't say that about Chris Farley.

Yes.

[Zoo]

Dear god what have I done? It will never stop I have cursed us all....

I got a new hate and MV loves me now !!1

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I got a new hate and MV loves me now !!1

Welcome to First World problems.

[MV/Liberace!]

Welcome to First World problems.

not quite.  it's well known throughout southeast missouri that zoo has no electricity or running water.  or shoes.

[zeebo]

!!1

quoted for truth

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

not quite.  it's well known throughout southeast missouri that zoo has no electricity or running water.  or shoes.

Well, just so long as he has moonshine, none of that matters.

[Zoo]

Well, just so long as he has moonshine, none of that matters.

Nope and hugs for you thanks for thinking about my shine man I love my shine !!1

not quite.  it's well known throughout southeast missouri that zoo has no electricity or running water.  or shoes.

Hay.. I got sandals!!1

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Nope and hugs for you

Until you get running water, I politely decline the hugs, thanks.

[ksm32]

MV came over last night.  He seemed drunk, and angry. He was going on and on about "trimming the fat from the forum".. Well, I didn't want to get banned!!

I just went along with it..  Little did I know my wife had the camera out.

[paladin1991]

MV came over last night.  He seemed drunk, and angry. He was going on and on about "trimming the fat from the forum".. Well, I didn't want to get banned!!

I just went along with it..  Little did I know my wife had the camera out.

I think I just threw up a little.

[Zoo]

So the truth is out!!1

[ksm32]

I think I just threw up a little.

I in no way wanted you to evacuate your bowls via the mouth, tongue, and taste buds.  I, on the other end will have troubles toilet wise for at least three days.   I did squats today, things went bad. REAL BAD!

So the truth is out!!1

..nobody's celebrating.

[Zoo]

Thats a shame!!1

[area51drone]

Zoo, do you have a macro that automatically writes !!1 or did MV set the forum up so that after every post you make it automatically adds that?

[Zoo]

I do all my own stunts!!1

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

So the truth is out!!1

Based on that photo, I'd say that's not the only thing that is "out."

[BobGrau]

I think I just threw up a little.

From your penis? 

[Zoo]

Well this turned for the worse!!1

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Well this turned for the worse!!1

"Only making it worse?  How could it BE any worse??  Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!!1"

[paladin1991]

I in no way wanted you to evacuate your bowls via the mouth, tongue, and taste buds.  I, on the other end will have troubles toilet wise for at least three days.   I did squats today, things went bad. REAL BAD!

..nobody's celebrating.

was it 'just' squats or was it a leg day?  I've had day's where the legs won't respond easily and it's been a rough day getting onto and off the shitter.

[ksm32]

was it 'just' squats or was it a leg day?  I've had day's where the legs won't respond easily and it's been a rough day getting onto and off the shitter.

Indeed, it was "Leg Day"..

Well this turned for the worse!!1

HE keeps bring it up :  Enter a happy thing now.