Pro Tips

[eddie dean]

Pro Tip:
Never try to explain the lunacy and drama of the Bellgab.com community to your family at Thanksgiving.
If you do, don't expect anything other than a deep look of concern and bewilderment in their eyes about your choice of internet "friends".

[b_dubb]

Pro Tip:
Never try to explain the lunacy and drama of the Bellgab.com community to your family at Thanksgiving.
If you do, don't expect anything other than a deep look of concern and bewilderment in their eyes about your choice of internet "friends".

Did Thanksgiving dinner turn into an intervention? 


"Eddie ... we love you ... but you've been spending too much time on the Interwebz"

[jazmunda]

Did Thanksgiving dinner turn into an intervention? 


"Eddie ... we love you ... but you've been spending too much time on the Interwebz"

Eddie's family became concerned about his internet habits after an exchange similar to this:

http://youtu.be/4ZHBUMldzpc

[b_dubb]

I didn't know Quagmire was a south paw. Well waddya know.

[wr250]

pro tip: when fixing your black glasses with duct tape, black duct tape is far less noticeable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjLdjDSQS-U

[jazmunda]

Pro Tip: Never, and I mean NEVER, snort wasabi powder.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Pro Tip: Never, and I mean NEVER, snort wasabi powder.

I wish you'd posted that yesterday.

[jazmunda]

I wish you'd posted that yesterday.

I'd also recommend not to use wasabi paste as a hemorrhoid cream. I hope I'm not too late with that warning.

[bateman]

I'd also recommend not to use wasabi paste as a hemorrhoid cream. I hope I'm not too late with that warning.

Related: don't use Nair on your sensitive areas. Lesson learned.

[aldousburbank]

When dropping acid alone, it's best to be by yourself.

[Heather Wade]

When dropping acid alone, it's best to be by yourself.

Or put on An American Prayer and trip out with Jim. 

[aldousburbank]

Or put on An American Prayer and trip out with Jim.

Heh
Actually listened to that today.

[onan]

Don't eat sriracha buffalo wings with a fresh cut on your thumb.

[albrecht]

Don't eat sriracha buffalo wings with a fresh cut on your thumb.

Now rub your eyes and go take a leak and give us an update.

[onan]

Now rub your eyes and go take a leak and give us an update.

mean to the bone, this one is.

[albrecht]

mean to the bone, this one is.

Had a buddy once who had some haberno peppers wings and took a leak, thinking some paper-towels would be sufficient prior to wipe sauce off. Someone else walked into the bathroom and he was at the sink n he frantically washing his...well,...let's just say it made the office jokes for weeks. These days he likely would be fired for some sex harassment charge. Then it was just jokes, even amongst the girls, who gave out the worst about the incident.

[onan]

Had a buddy once who had some haberno peppers wings and took a leak, thinking some paper-towels would be sufficient prior to wipe sauce off. Someone else walked into the bathroom and he was at the sink n he frantically washing his...well,...let's just say it made the office jokes for weeks. These days he likely would be fired for some sex harassment charge. Then it was just jokes, even amongst the girls, who gave out the worst about the incident.

Yeah, will never be on my bucket list.

[Nick el Ass]

When dropping acid alone, it's best to be by yourself.

Years ago I was with someone (I will not mention their name) who decided to drop acid, and we ended up taking them to the local mall to look at wigs. Needless to say, they got lost in the mirror... and told the ladies to stop murdering harmless animals for those wigs. They threatened to call in mall security so we split before Paul Blart showed up.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Pro Tip: if you are a new father, never hold your baby close to your bare chest. 

[eddie dean]

Pro Tip: if you are a new father, never hold your baby close to your bare chest. 

Truth!
You'd think such little hands couldn't possibly be strong enough to clintch & rip out chest hair in bloody clumps,  but they are!

[b_dubb]

Pro Tip: When negotiating for salary or signing bonus ask for more than what you want/need but not so much that they just kick your ass out of the building.

[b_dubb]

Pro Tip: When you want to become an Internet / radio / YouTube celebrity you should probably take steps to make sure your home address is not freely available to anyone who does a search on the Internet.  THEN it would be an okay idea to have your name dropped on a syndicated talk radio show that appeals to the unhinged.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Pro Tip: Organizing your garage?

There are free boxes at the post office for priority mail.  No one will know if you don't mail anything.

[FightTheFuture]

Never purchase a vehicle with a sunroof. When that little dude gets stuck -- and it will -- it is not a good day.

[MAX]

Pro Tip: if you are a new father, never hold your baby close to your bare chest. 

Never ask a fat lady when the baby is due

[FightTheFuture]

Never ask a fat lady when the baby is due

spend the extra money for the best diapers. Trust me...do not skimp in this area.