Malaysia Flight 370 found exactly where Ed Dames predicted!!!

[FightTheFuture]

and my favorite...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wow, you really hate Michigan.

[WhiteCrow]

Who is kenny?

My boss, I'm his caregiver.
He wants to prove his remote viewing prowess.

[nooryisawesome]

Wow, you really hate Michigan.

Not as much as I hate Ohio state.

[FightTheFuture]

Wow, you really hate Michigan.

I guess it's a good thing that tOSU completely dominates that team from up North.

[WhiteCrow]

Can't we all just get along. Sad that we ask for some zip codes to prove that remote viewing is a viable discipline and it turns into a forum for the simple minded. Come on now, if we're going to hate, let's use it for a worthwhile cause. Like drivers of Pruis and Trucks with hanging Nutz. IMHO both are Numnuts.

[b_dubb]

Their parents must be so proud. Did they fuck everyone in Michigan? Or just most of them?

[FightTheFuture]

Their parents must be so proud. Did they fuck everyone in Michigan? Or just most of them?

I failed to ask them. I promise to do better next time.

[WhiteCrow]

Kenny said, since none of you would take the bait and post your zip codes, he'll remote view 'you' and post what he discovers.

Today he did 3 remote viewing sessions on Bart Ell:

Lives with his mom and her latest boyfriend in an apartment above a 24 hour liquor store.

Made breakfast for his mom and himself, 2 day old leftover frozen pizza and martini olives.

Had an argument with mom' boyfriend about who could use mom's car for the day.

Boyfriend wanted to use the car and his paycheck from his janitor job at the liquor store to take advantage of Special one day offer at "Discount Tattoos" (Six, Twenty Dollar Tats for 100 bucks)

Bart needed the car to go to the Doctor about his lazy eye and shop for a new eye patch.

Mommy gave the keys to Bart, he got a lime green eyepatch with "Star Wars" logo on it.
He also stop off at his probation officer and gave a urine test. He lied about many things, his PO wrote; "Incorrigible" in his file.

Bart spent rest of the day animating gifs  but decided all his were lame so posted 'borrowed' ones from 3 different gif animator web sites, to 20 different forums.

[WhiteCrow]

Well now my little chickadees, haven't you all been on pins and needles wondering who Kenny is going to be remote viewing next? You are all safe for moment. We went geocaching today.

After lubing up Kenny's gramper with vasoline to protect his bun burn, we were off on the Trike seeking fame and fortune after a mega cash cache.

Kenny RVed it holding $13.87. It was located on a very small island. So we took along an inflatable kids floatable dragon toy for Kenny to sit in. The plan was for me to swim behind it and push it forward while Kenny helped along as best as he could paddling with his stumpy legs.

The island was only about a 1/2 mile from shore. Got to the island ok, but i forgot to bring along my smart phone with the geocache/gps locating app.
Kenny was mad as a wet cat, sitting on shore in the air dragon, flaying his arm and legs and yelling and cursing at me for being so stupid. I told him if he was so smart, then RV the cache exact location. He claimed he was to upset to RV and I ruined the whole day. I then opened the air inlet on the dragon and jumped back in the water and started swimming away.

Kenny got even madder and fired me for the hundred time, I kept swimming away, watching him as the dragon was deflating, knowing that he could never manage to reinflate it. Kenny sized up his situation and agreed to RV the cache if I swam back. I told him I wanted my job back and 50% of the caches. I settled for a six pack of Old Milwaukee beer.

I inflated  the dragon and moved it and Kenny under the islands only four trees. Kenny needed to be alone to RV, he was comfortable in the air dragon using its head as a pillow and it's body as a bed. He was some what shaded by the four trees, they were big old straight pine trees but only had branches and needles at the very top,  so didn't offer a lot of shade.

I went for walk around the 100 yard diameter island, hoping that I could locate the cache. I had no luck finding it and the only clue Kenny RVed was that the cache was under a large W.
I walked around the island again, looking for rocks or something else placed in a W formation but found nothing.

We gave up and went home, may try again tomorrow with the smart phone app.

[George Drooly]

What is this fucking "Kenny" bullshit? It's really tiresome, dude.

[FightTheFuture]

What is this fucking "Kenny" bullshit? It's really tiresome, dude.

^^^

[WhiteCrow]

What is this fucking "Kenny" bullshit? It's really tiresome, dude.

Tiresome? This whole forum is tiresome, but why complain about things we can't change.

Want some excitement post your zip code.

It's raining and cold today, so Kenny has been bundled up in his favorite knit blankie doing some serious remote viewing.

[WhiteCrow]

^^^

^^^     Kenny just remote viewed Jazmunda and discovered that David Oates is his father!

Ever notice that when Jazmunda and Oates talk, it sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.
They are actually more understandable if their voice is recorded and played back in reverse speech mode.

Both of them are dead set on destroying Art Bell. Don't believe a word to the contrary from either of those two Sumofbitches.

Kenny did a reverse speech playback of them and heard Jaz say "Art Bell is a Wanker" and Oates said "Coffin Cheaters will get Bell"

[wr250]

Oh my God they killed kenny!

[WhiteCrow]

Another cold day, so we rented a two person kayak for another attempt at the island cache.

Launched the kayak in the bay. Kenny's car seat in the front seat. When we got out of the bay
strong winds started and waves built up, the kayak was being pushed away from the island.
Paddled as hard as I could but couldn't make any headway towards the island.
Tried to make it back to the dock but when the kayak was turned in that directions, the waves would break over the bow and the cold water would soak Kenny.

A kid in jet ski came by and offered us a tow. Kenny told him about the geocache and offered him a 3rd of the take, if he would tow us to the island. He agreed.

While being towed to the island, Kenny yelled out "Do you see it?"
"See what" I asked.
"The W" he said.
"No, we're to far away to see anything, you're delusional" I relied.
"Look at the trees, dickweed" Kenny barked.
Yeah 4 trees, saw them last time, you're getting hypothermia" I told the soggy diapered tyranny.
"Mushhead look at the trees, the 4 tree trunks cross to make a W pattern" He wisely smirked.

Got to the island and there was piece of driftwood directly underneath the 4 trees. The cache was in an ammo box under the driftwood. When we were at the island 2 days ago, Kenny was remote viewing, while resting against the driftwood.

Opened up the cache and all that was inside, was a note that read....
"Thanks for cash Suckers, 9/13/14 Ed Dames"

To add insult to injury 'I' had to pay the jet ski kid, a 10 spot to tow us back to the dock.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That kayak rental probably cost about $80 too....

I think you and Kenny need to come up with a new plan.  Maybe you could try freelance journalism instead of this white trash bit you've got going.  I'll hand it to you for sticking with Kenny though.  Most people would have ditched him long ago.

[WhiteCrow]

That kayak rental probably cost about $80 too....

I think you and Kenny need to come up with a new plan.  Maybe you could try freelance journalism instead of this white trash bit you've got going.  I'll hand it to you for sticking with Kenny though.  Most people would have ditched him long ago.

I'm no dumbo, I only paid for 1/2 of the kayak and it was a cold, windy day so Kenny talked them down. I only paid $32.50 for my 1/2 of the rental. Gota watch Kenny closely, he tried to get me to pay 1/2 of the full price.

That's what we are doing, remote viewing geocaches is our 'new plan'

Our old gig was buying up US postal 'forever' stamps and selling them at a higher price when stamp prices increased. We got into a bunch of trouble, charged with RICO racketeering and IRS criminal tax evasion.

I'd never leave Kenny, he's a chick magnet in Bars.

[WhiteCrow]

Fantastic day geocaching!

Last night Kenny remote viewed caches with cash. Projected $217.51 take.

I took his list and entered them into my geocaching phone app. Planed the most efficient route, with largest cash return.

Hit 7 caches in 4 1/2 hours. Collected $187.12

Few more days of doing this and we'll go to the Bank with data to apply for the RV loan.