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Things that are just Wrong

Started by ItsOver, August 24, 2014, 03:48:10 PM

ItsOver

Grown men wearing Crocs.  I don't care what celeb wears them, they are just wrong for men.  Gay, straight, crap, just neuter yourself.

aldousburbank

Dudes on FaceF*#!ingBook
Zip it up already MFer, nobody cares what you think you think.
I guess it's ok if you're a girl, and like 17.
Don't you have anything real to do like, polish a lizard?
Geezfrickincrimminy dudes.
(Apologies to my Gab bros whats hooked on this shit. I gots the cure, give me a call, if you're not too girlymang heh)

ksm32

Quote from: ItsOver on August 24, 2014, 03:48:10 PM
Grown men wearing Crocs.  I don't care what celeb wears them, they are just wrong for men.  Gay, straight, crap, just neuter yourself.
Truer words never said. Could you throw in the black socks & sandals while we're at it?

..and crocs? they're not all that attractive on woman either. Although I do have a bit of a foot fetish..

jazmunda

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 24, 2014, 04:19:57 PM
Dudes on FaceF*#!ingBook
Zip it up already MFer, nobody cares what you think you think.
I guess it's ok if you're a girl, and like 17.
Don't you have anything real to do like, polish a lizard?
Geezfrickincrimminy dudes.
(Apologies to my Gab bros whats hooked on this shit. I gots the cure, give me a call, if you're not too girlymang heh)

O Salvation deliver me from evil.

Also manscaping is just unnatural. Not so much deed but the word.


ItsOver

Quote from: ksm32 on August 24, 2014, 04:42:26 PM
Truer words never said. Could you throw in the black socks & sandals while we're at it?

..and crocs? they're not all that attractive on woman either. Although I do have a bit of a foot fetish..
Damn right.  Please have mercy on the rest of the world that has to look at you.  There are plenty of comfortable shoes that don't say I'm a complete dork.  And what was that Hannibal said about Clarice #2's feet?  Hell, even a fictional psycho knows a good thing when he sees it. If you've got it, flaunt it with the good stuff;)


zeebo

Peanut butter & jelly, in the same jar.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on August 24, 2014, 06:17:12 PM
Peanut butter & jelly, in the same jar.
I've never liked PB&J sandwiches.  I do get this craving for turkey sandwiches.  Usually very late at night.  That's why I like to go to sleep early, if possible.  Well, that, and because C2C sucks over 90% of the time.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on August 24, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
I've never liked PB&J sandwiches.  ....

This doesn't change your mind?

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ItsOver

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Quote from: zeebo on August 24, 2014, 06:55:40 PM
This doesn't change your mind?

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That looks like the south end of a north bound buzzard.


Quote from: aldousburbank on August 24, 2014, 04:19:57 PM
Dudes on FaceF*#!ingBook

Zip it up already MFer, nobody cares what you think you think...


Ain't that the truth


Quote from: ItsOver on August 24, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
I've never liked PB&J sandwiches. 

Melt some butter in a frying pan.  Spread a layer (thin, not thick) of peanut butter on one slice of bread, jelly on the other.  Put them together as you would normally do.  Then fry the sandwich like you were making a grilled cheese sandwich.  Lightly browned on each side.  Remove, cut in half, and enjoy, wondering why you never liked PB&J before.

jazmunda

Quote from: jazmunda on August 24, 2014, 05:12:51 PM
Moose Knuckle.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 24, 2014, 07:30:36 PM
Vegemite

Are you inferring that Moose Knuckle is a food enjoyed by you and your countrymen but found to be unpalatable by the rest of the world?

ksm32

Quote from: Catsmile on August 24, 2014, 05:00:51 PM



FAIL!

Not to you Catsmile but to the bird that looks like he? can live with himself while being so rude to other poultry. Sorry if that was your bird.

ItsOver

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 24, 2014, 08:00:17 PM
Melt some butter in a frying pan.  Spread a layer (thin, not thick) of peanut butter on one slice of bread, jelly on the other.  Put them together as you would normally do.  Then fry the sandwich like you were making a grilled cheese sandwich.  Lightly browned on each side.  Remove, cut in half, and enjoy, wondering why you never liked PB&J before.
Sorry.  I've had it that way, many moons ago, thanks to an aunt who couldn't believe I didn't like butter AND jelly on toast, either.  It just about made me puke.  I love peanut butter but just can't take it with jelly.  It doesn't work for me.  The sweetness and consistency make me gag.  Some people don't like scotch.  Go figure.

analog kid

Quote from: ksm32 on August 24, 2014, 04:42:26 PM
Truer words never said. Could you throw in the black socks & sandals while we're at it?

..and crocs? they're not all that attractive on woman either. Although I do have a bit of a foot fetish..

My brother-in-law wears them. He's blind and doesn't really know, though I've tried to inform him and he actually shouted at me during Christmas with the family for refusing to be a croc wearer.

Tacky LYRICS - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Quote from: jazmunda on August 24, 2014, 08:28:21 PM
Are you inferring that Moose Knuckle is a food enjoyed by you and your countrymen but found to be unpalatable by the rest of the world?

I was first learned of Vegemite from a friend who moved here from Manchester England.  So they eat it there too.  His fondness for it despite the objectionableness soon became a running joke amongst our friends, and it's referred to as that 'black shit on toast'.

That's ok, he introduced us to some good English beers like Boddington's and Old Speckled Hen

Trust me, there are worse things than crocs



jazmunda

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 24, 2014, 09:55:48 PM
I was first learned of Vegemite from a friend who moved here from Manchester England.  So they eat it there too.  His fondness for it despite the objectionableness soon became a running joke amongst our friends, and it's referred to as that 'black shit on toast'.

That's ok, he introduced us to some good English beers like Boddington's and Old Speckled Hen

He was probably eating Marmite which is vile.

Quote from: jazmunda on August 24, 2014, 10:25:38 PM
He was probably eating Marmite which is vile.

That does sound familiar.


Foodlion

Quote from: jazmunda on August 24, 2014, 05:12:51 PM
Moose Knuckle.
A long time co-worker of mine was nicknamed Moose Knuckle. Everyone but him knew what the term ment. He said he even liked the name. Poor fella. 


ksm32

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on August 24, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
Trust me, there are worse things than crocs



This thread has sooo much potential to get really REALLY ugly really soon.

Quote from: jazmunda on August 24, 2014, 10:25:38 PM
He was probably eating Marmite which is vile.

I come in peace, but Marmite > Vegemite

zeebo

Food that wants you to eat itself.

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