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MV did not come to my BBQ!!1

Started by Zoo, August 06, 2014, 01:52:58 PM

Zoo

Quote from: jazmunda on August 06, 2014, 03:44:48 PM
Perhaps he was grossly offended by your grammatically incorrect usage of the word their.

Spellers gotta spell.

Thanks for being a word gangster. I am so sorry that I am not perfect can you please for give me!!1

jazmunda

Quote from: coaster on August 06, 2014, 04:05:15 PM
This thread smells like sex. Jaz ruins everything..

Don't blame me. Blame the master bateman.

jazmunda

Quote from: Zoo on August 06, 2014, 04:07:50 PM
Thanks for being a word gangster. I am so sorry that I am not perfect can you please for give me!!1

I prefer Herr Grammar Nazi. I know nothing. I am not here. I did not even get up this morning.

Zoo

Quote from: Bart Ell on August 06, 2014, 03:50:57 PM
He was downright kind to their in comparison to some other words he has abused.
Are and our have taken there share of raping!2

I am glad that you are keeping track. I hope this brings you nothing but happiness and joy!!1

Zoo

Quote from: jazmunda on August 06, 2014, 04:10:18 PM
I prefer Herr Grammar Nazi. I know nothing. I am not here. I did not even get up this morning.

As you wish!!1

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: The General on August 06, 2014, 03:12:09 PM
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Holy shit. I just spit my whiskey and coke into zoo's drink.

jazmunda

Quote from: MV on August 06, 2014, 06:19:16 PM
Holy shit. I just spit my whiskey and coke into zoo's drink.

Now that's a euphemism if I've ever heard one.

Zoo

The day I get mad over words, well be the day that I will die....Until then I love you all....By the way here is free education 8)  .... I love you all
http://uopeople.edu/... !!1




Zoo

MV's head should be hurting like mine today!!1

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Zoo on August 07, 2014, 01:05:32 PM
MV's head should be hurting like mine today!!1

i can't drink enough water today.

jazmunda

This sounds like the gayest party ever. And by gay I mean happy ...... and faggy.

bateman

Quote from: jazmunda on August 07, 2014, 03:48:41 PM
This sounds like the gayest party ever. And by gay I mean happy ...... and faggy.


Zoo

Quote from: MV on August 07, 2014, 03:06:42 PM
i can't drink enough water today.

I feel like I got kicked in the head by a donkey!!1

jazmunda

Quote from: Zoo on August 07, 2014, 04:20:19 PM
I feel like I got kicked in the head by a donkey!!1

You're not helping the impression that this party has deviants written all over it. :P


Zoo

Funny how people take things to the extreme!!1

Quote from: Zoo on August 08, 2014, 11:14:41 AM
Funny how people take things to the extreme!!1

Hey man, it was your barbecue.

Kelt

Quote from: Zoo on August 06, 2014, 01:52:58 PM
I am a nice person and try not to be mad at people for no reason. I was raised to be a man of your word. This means if you tell someone you are going to do something you do it.... I invited MV to a BBQ I was having and gave him plenty of notice. He said he would be their. I was really excited I called a bunch of my friends to let them that he was coming. Well the day of the BBQ came and low and behold he never showed up or even called. Way not cool MV! So everyone is whispering saying that I made the whole thing up just to get people their which is not true. So I would like to take this time to thank MV for making me look like a fool. I am so disappointed in you MV, I truly am!!1

Next time invite me... my party piece routine involves such timeless classics as:

I can fill this glass simply by using a matchstick

Watch this pencil spin without me touching it

Someone get me two forks and I'll balance them on this glass

I'll have another Jack Daniels

Who wants to see an elephant

Are you fucking looking at me pal

It was a shit party anyway!

...Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, Childrens Parties, and Funerals catered to.



Zoo

Quote from: Kelt on August 08, 2014, 11:43:07 AM
Next time invite me... my party piece routine involves such timeless classics as:

I can fill this glass simply by using a matchstick

Watch this pencil spin without me touching it

Someone get me two forks and I'll balance them on this glass

I'll have another Jack Daniels

Who wants to see an elephant

Are you fucking looking at me pal

It was a shit party anyway!

...Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, Childrens Parties, and Funerals catered to.

Will do, sounds like a blast!!1

zeebo

Quote from: Zoo on August 06, 2014, 04:14:33 PM
I am glad that you are keeping track. I hope this brings you nothing but happiness and joy!!1

Zoo, you just made my favorite retort of the day, haha, thanks for giving me a laugh!

jazmunda

Quote from: Zoo on August 08, 2014, 11:14:41 AM
Funny how people take things to the extreme!!1

Just having a laugh. This is BellGab afterall. We're just lonely neckbeards living in your mom's basement. See what I did there? ;)

area51drone

Quote from: bateman on August 06, 2014, 03:13:07 PM
Oh I had a good lawl at this.

Me too... those !!1 images are great General.   A whole new meme.

Zoo

Quote from: jazmunda on August 08, 2014, 06:15:58 PM
Just having a laugh. This is BellGab afterall. We're just lonely neckbeards living in your mom's basement. See what I did there? ;)

Oh I know how people are on this site. I have talked about it before. I do not hate you jazmunda, and I did see what you did!!1

Quote from: jazmunda on August 08, 2014, 06:15:58 PM
Just having a laugh. This is BellGab afterall. We're just lonely neckbeards living in your mom's basement. See what I did there? ;)

I strongly resent that characterization.  I don't have a neck beard.  At least not in front.

Quote from: MV on August 06, 2014, 02:42:15 PM
it's just that he's very "huggy".

You mean like the "mouth hug" kind of huggy?

zeebo

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 09, 2014, 11:54:40 AM
I strongly resent that characterization.  I don't have a neck beard.  At least not in front.

Mine's more of a neck mat.

b_dubb


I didn't know Jango Fett had a neckbaahh ... oh wait

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