I seen a UFO today, got myself a picture of it

[MagnificentBastard]

 

If anyone else was near the methadone clinic in Abilene today around noon, then you had to have seen it too. It was a huge, bright vehicle hovering in the sky. It didn't make no sound or nothing.  It didn't move real fast like they always say it does in the movies. It was right over the top of me around noon today, and it took until the end of the day to finally fly past the hills. I can't tell where it went because the sun were down by that time, but it was a genuine UFO sighting. Me and my buddy Earl watched it for like 45 minutes and it zapped Earl with some sort of space magic and now he don't see nothing anymore. As soon as he comes down off the cocaine, we're going to take him to see a herbalist and see if rubbing special mud in his eyes will fix him up. Regular mud didn't do nothing for him.

Here's my pic of the UFO, but I called dibs on it already, so no one can use it unless I say so-


Look at that. I bet you never seen nothing like that before, excepting in a Stephen Kingberg movie.

[Yorkshire pud]

How did you see that? It's classified.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It was a huge, bright vehicle hovering in the sky.

I'm calling bullshit.  On this, and on the cigar-shaped mini-UFO you sent me an email about, with those blurry pictures.  What is a UFO doing flying around your bathroom, anyway?