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Mississippi woods UFO

Started by Pragmier, April 05, 2014, 09:38:04 AM


Kelt

I think that particular Station was having a slow news day.

"This strange object...."  And a picture of some sort of lens flare.

"A light that seemingly comes from nowhere..." and a picture of a light where the source is clearly coming from just off camera.

"They come closer. They look like headlights but well off the ground, and there are no roads..."

I can't imagine there might be a terrestrial vehicle that can go off-road, at night, among delicious, tasty deer, and has headlights well off the ground.

Oh, wait.



If I were the Shattels I'd do a quick headcount on my deer.  They'll probably find their nocturnal visitors have taken a couple of the little fellas away in their fantastical off-road jeep they use for hunting deer at night futuristic space-rocket ship, and are currently on their way to a refrigerator in backwoods Mississippi Alpha Centauri to meet the President of the Universe as part of some galactic friendship exchange program.


VtaGeezer

My question is: was it was a F150 or a Silverado model UFO?

b_dubb

Quote from: VtaGeezer on April 05, 2014, 11:11:50 AM
My question is: was it was a F150 or a Silverado model UFO?
F-350. Them's some serious woods and such.  And Alien Rednecks like to pull their waverunners to the lake on weekends.

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