I just come to Bellgab for the laughs

[area51drone]

Otherwise this forum is useless... like 99.9% of my threads.

[West of the Rockies]

No offense, A51, but a whole thread for this?  Couldn't this have gone in random thoughts?

[area51drone]

The whole point of this thread was to drum up a good laugh (because of course it isn't true), of which I just got when I read your post.  Thanks West.  Yes, the thread is stupid.  It's so stupid it deserves its own thread!

[The General]

What we really need is a podcast about this thread.

[area51drone]

What we really need is a podcast about this thread.

Oh, it's coming.  Just wait.

[paladin1991]

Can the first topic of discussion be Dr. Laura?  I really love how she was not a flag waver until her son joined, then it was 'America, love it or leave it!'
Or maybe her naked pics that routinely are ignored on the internet?

[area51drone]

Can the first topic of discussion be Dr. Laura?  I really love how she was not a flag waver until her son joined, then it was 'America, love it or leave it!'
Or maybe her naked pics that routinely are ignored on the internet?

Dude, she was pretty hot in a couple of those.   But no, I don't think Dr. Laura will be the first topic, but I will try to throw her into the conversation in *some* episode. 

Would you fuck this with a 10' pole?

[MV/Liberace!]

i only come here for the poon.

[paladin1991]

Dude, she was pretty hot in a couple of those.   But no, I don't think Dr. Laura will be the first topic, but I will try to throw her into the conversation in *some* episode. 

Would you fuck this with a 10' pole?

Not even with your dick.

[Agent : Orange]

Dude, she was pretty hot in a couple of those.   But no, I don't think Dr. Laura will be the first topic, but I will try to throw her into the conversation in *some* episode. 

Would you fuck this with a 10' pole?

Is that Doctor Laura? She's somehow less battleaxe-y than I imagined

[b_dubb]

Dr Laura - Friend of the N Word

http://youtu.be/F_MGntFSAuo

[wr250]

i find no redeeming value in dr laura.
i remember when she was on a local radio station (via syndication)
some poor woman called in said she was living with her boyfriend and she had some odd question and for some reason said she didnt use any contraception . dr laura cut her off went a five minute rant about unwanted pregnacy. when the good dr stopped the rant the woman stated "i have no need for contraceptives because i had a full hysterectomy some years ago"

[b_dubb]

i find no redeeming value in dr laura.
i remember when she was on a local radio station (via syndication)
some poor woman called in said she was living with her boyfriend and she had some odd question and for some reason said she didnt use any contraception . dr laura cut her off went a five minute rant about unwanted pregnacy. when the good dr stopped the rant the woman stated "i have no need for contraceptives because i had a full hysterectomy some years ago"

Dr Asshole knows best

[area51drone]

If only the bellgab TOS allowed us to post pictures of radio stars in the nude...  we could satisfy MV's need for poon.

[b_dubb]

If only the bellgab TOS allowed us to post pictures of radio stars in the nude...  we could satisfy MV's need for poon.

I would encourage everyone to Google 'Dr Laura nude'.  She was a hotty before she went off to Miserable Person Medical School.

[area51drone]

We've seen what some hot women turn into.  No wonder rich people trade in later in life.


MV in his 90's

[FightTheFuture]

I would encourage everyone to Google 'Dr Laura nude'.  She was a hotty before she went off to Miserable Person Medical School.

Dr Laura never attended any medical school.

[b_dubb]

Dr Laura never attended any medical school.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Schlessinger#Early_life_and_education

PhD in Physiology

[FightTheFuture]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Schlessinger#Early_life_and_education

PhD in Physiology

Exactly. And she can`t Rx an aspirin.

[Raskolnikov]

I came here to laugh at Noory, now I have sympathy for the man.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

...now I have sympathy for the man.

I think all of us did for 1 year. Noory will burn through your sympathy pretty fast.

[Raskolnikov]

I think all of us did for 1 year. Noory will burn through your sympathy pretty fast.

I don't know, he seems so humble and the fact that he comes off a bit goofy just adds to his character. Don't get me wrong, I love listening to Art Bell but you can't milk a cow forever.

And whats up with Art quitting and coming back so many times during all the years?

[Raskolnikov]

Come to think about it, Noory reminds me of George Costanza, and I love George Costanza!

[West of the Rockies]

I don't know, he seems so humble and the fact that he comes off a bit goofy just adds to his character. Don't get me wrong, I love listening to Art Bell but you can't milk a cow forever.

And whats up with Art quitting and coming back so many times during all the years?

Allow me to summarize the answers you'll find on multiple threads composed over the span of several years...

Or... you could explore those threads yourself for answers.  Seriously, there are so many theories and responses to the question you pose.  Just poke around the Art Bell Quits DM thread and others.