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Jimmy Church

Started by mikealden, January 27, 2014, 07:37:07 PM

astroguy

Quote from: zeebo on February 25, 2017, 12:58:18 AM
Have listened to Jimmy for 3 hrs so far, and still not annoyed.  Did he get better, or am I just getting desperate?  (Don't answer that!)

Anyway, his guest annoyed me, so there's that.  Another of those types who's getting special, but unprovable, E.T. contact in order to spread a vague message of rolling disclosure and/or evolving collective consciousness, and there's always more 'information' just around the corner at his next speaking enagement or book or as in this case, graphic novel.
I was re-listening to all the F2B episodes with Goode yesterday through morbid curiosity while working.  I couldn't really remember his shtick other than "blue avions" and "sphere being alliance."  I think his particular brand is a bit different from others, but it's still a lot of the same as you wrote.  I think the biggest thing about him is that he was very widely promoted by the other huckster, David Wilcock, which is probably the only reason why he's emerged as strongly as he has.

ItsOver

More Greasy Jimmy tonight.

Journalist Jim Marrs joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss the origins of the secret order of the Illuminati, and their protocols for gaining world domination. Followed by paranormal investigator Gavin Kelly, who'll reveal what (or who) is communicating with us beyond the Other Side.

"Brylcreem.  It's what's for dinner."




astroguy

Quote from: ItsOver on February 25, 2017, 10:28:28 AM
More Greasy Jimmy tonight.

Journalist Jim Marrs joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss the origins of the secret order of the Illuminati, and their protocols for gaining world domination. Followed by paranormal investigator Gavin Kelly, who'll reveal what (or who) is communicating with us beyond the Other Side.

"Brylcreem.  It's what's for dinner."
The Illuminutty (Illuminaughty?) were real, they are the worst take-over-ists ever.  Their plan takes hundreds or thousands of years, and they make it public.  STUIPD.

zeebo

Quote from: Dyna-X on February 25, 2017, 09:18:36 AM
If Jimmy can be commended for anything, it is the ability to milk the dying ET cow to the last drop. He could have a guest that uncovered a few yellowed teletyped UFO reports from Zimbabwe in 1967 and have us all think we were on the verge of an invasion.

Lol you know the staging ground would be his beloved underwater base off Malibu. 

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 25, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
Lol you know the staging ground would be his beloved underwater base off Malibu.
Ha!  I remember Jimmy really milking that con, just before Jorch took him into the C2C "family" and when Art got pissed at him for trying to "name-drop" him.  Is he still pushing the Malibu base or has it served it's purpose for him?  Asking for a friend.



"I'll make you a made-man, Jimmee.  Just kiss mah ring."


astroguy

Quote from: ItsOver on February 25, 2017, 11:43:40 AM
Ha!  I remember Jimmy really milking that con, just before Jorch took him into the C2C "family" and when Art got pissed at him for trying to "name-drop" him.  Is he still pushing the Malibu base or has it served it's purpose for him?  Asking for a friend.
Yes, he is still pushing the con.  Says he went there some time recently and took lots of pictures.

zeebo

Quote from: astroguy on February 25, 2017, 09:39:56 AM
I was re-listening to all the F2B episodes with Goode yesterday through morbid curiosity while working.  I couldn't really remember his shtick other than "blue avions" and "sphere being alliance."...

Yeah apparently he's ferried about in a big blue orb where people/aliens hang around and socialize, listen to music etc. "just like we do here on earth".  It's all part of some esoteric "mission" where he's being told secret information that he's not at liberty to disclose but we're supposed to keep in the loop with his blog just in case. 

A lady called in mentioning there were similar blue-birds mentioned in an old C.S. Lewis book and Jimmy said of course it's just like all those Egyptian hieroglyphs with bird-gods etc. so none of this is new.  I chuckled when earlier a caller asked if we should think of them as "angels" and Mr. G. said "yeah sure", like ok, why not, sounds good, let's add that to the canon.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 25, 2017, 11:54:28 AM


... Jimmy said of course it's just like all those Egyptian hieroglyphs with bird-gods etc. so none of this is new.  I chuckled when earlier a caller asked if we should think of them as "angels" and Mr. G. said "yeah sure", like ok, why not, sounds good, let's add that to the canon.
Don't forget the Egyptian frog god.  Kek.  ;)


ItsOver

Quote from: astroguy on February 25, 2017, 11:49:12 AM
Yes, he is still pushing the con.  Says he went there some time recently and took lots of pictures.
Heh.  Thanks for the update.  We need a Hoagie pic analysis, ASAP.  ;D  Where the hell is the Egyptian God of 'Do's when you need him?


zeebo

Quote from: astroguy on February 25, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
The Illuminutty (Illuminaughty?) were real, they are the worst take-over-ists ever.  Their plan takes hundreds or thousands of years, and they make it public.  STUIPD.

He actually said last nite that the disclosure plan was to take 100 years.  Top tip:  Always make your predictions far enough in the future so you're not accountable in your lifetime.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on February 25, 2017, 11:43:40 AM
...Is he still pushing the Malibu base or has it served it's purpose for him?  Asking for a friend.

I think the Malibu thing is just treated as a given now.  The real action these days is in Antarctica.

Quote from: zeebo on February 25, 2017, 01:03:51 PM
I think the Malibu thing is just treated as a given now.  The real action these days is in Antarctica.

Yes, Antarctica is really hot right now.  Buzz Aldrin & John Kerry were among the big names that took recent trips down there.  They are supposed to have located ancient structures and bodies of 14 foot tall pre-Adamites.  The Blue Avians are down there leading the fight against the NWO crowd.


Blue Avian says "Hey"!
:-*

ItsOver

Quote from: SomeVelvetMorning on February 25, 2017, 04:38:16 PM
Yes, Antarctica is really hot right now.  Buzz Aldrin & John Kerry were among the big names that took recent trips down there.  They are supposed to have located ancient structures and bodies of 14 foot tall pre-Adamites.  The Blue Avians are down there leading the fight against the NWO crowd.


Blue Avian says "Hey"!
:-*
OK, but I'm not fully buying this until KevinIsAHybrid weighs in.




zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on February 25, 2017, 05:10:33 PM
OK, but I'm not fully buying this until KevinIsAHybrid weighs in.

Kevin disapproves of anything resembling those scrawny bird-things from Dark Crystal.

aldousburbank

Quote from: astroguy on February 25, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
The Illuminutty (Illuminaughty?) were real, they are the worst take-over-ists ever.  Their plan takes hundreds or thousands of years, and they make it public.  STUIPD.

Yeah. But they know how to party!

aldousburbank

Quote from: SomeVelvetMorning on February 25, 2017, 04:38:16 PM
Yes, Antarctica is really hot right now.  Buzz Aldrin & John Kerry were among the big names that took recent trips down there.  They are supposed to have located ancient structures and bodies of 14 foot tall pre-Adamites.  The Blue Avians are down there leading the fight against the NWO crowd.


Blue Avian says "Hey"!
:-*

I thought blue avians is the dealeos you put in the toilert bowl what keeps it smelling pretty?


NowhereInTime

It's just wrong to hear Jimmy Chooch host the show created by Art Bell.
Plus, can he get a little more FM deejay?

Ciardelo

The way Jim Marrs is denying the existence of the Illuminati just confirms he is one. I always suspected that.

ItsOver

Quote from: NowhereInTime on February 25, 2017, 10:16:08 PM
It's just wrong to hear Jimmy Chooch host the show created by Art Bell.
Plus, can he get a little more FM deejay?
I've got it on for background.  I just tell myself "at least he's not Jorch."

AvDaBr

Ah, the Mandela effect again.  Instead of conceding they're mistaken on a matter it seems lots of people need a new paranormal excuse for their ignorance.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AvDaBr on February 25, 2017, 11:27:05 PM
Ah, the Mandela effect again.  Instead of conceding they're mistaken on a matter it seems lots of people need a new paranormal excuse for their ignorance.

I think it's just an interesting ponderable that people like to entertain, the possibility of multiple timelines co-existing in some way.

AvDaBr

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 25, 2017, 11:30:30 PM
I think it's just an interesting ponderable that people like to entertain, the possibility of multiple timelines co-existing in some way.

I agree it's an intriguing idea to entertain.  It's just kinda silly for people like the earlier caller to cite it for his not knowing the capital of Australia.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AvDaBr on February 25, 2017, 11:46:39 PM
I agree it's an intriguing idea to entertain.  It's just kinda silly for people like the earlier caller to cite it for his not knowing the capital of Australia.

I think I missed that. I am listening in the background but multitasking a couple other things too.

zeebo

I hope albrecht was listening.  His fave caller with the Finno-Ugric theory of early civilization called in.  Something about how the Annunaki n' Nephalim were NOT Indo-European but, you guessed it, Finno-Ugrians.  To Jimmy's credit, he said something like:  What's next?  Were Vikings cruising down the Nile?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: zeebo on February 26, 2017, 12:15:32 AM
I hope albrecht was listening.  His fave caller with the Finno-Ugric theory of early civilization called in.  Something about how the Annunaki n' Nephalim were NOT Indo-European but, you guessed it, Finno-Ugrians.  To Jimmy's credit, he said something like:  What's next?  Were Vikings cruising down the Nile?

That was funny! ;D


guest just captured a ghost on camera wearing khaki pants and tennis sneakers, Ivy League poltergeist.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 26, 2017, 12:36:48 AM
guest just captured a ghost on camera wearing khaki pants and tennis sneakers, Ivy League poltergeist.

Probably just there to complain about too much riff raff moving into the neighborhood.  ::) :D

This guest is just such an old-school, school kid style liar. 

High school Liar: Bad ghosts will even actually throw stones at you, bricks, etc..
JC: Whoa bricks?? You've had bricks thrown at you? Really?
High school Liar: Well, actually no.
JC: What have you had done to you?
Liar: I have been kicked, slapped, poked, tripped, punch, shoved, (stumbles...)
JC: go ahead...
Liar: ohh.... what was the other one?

Me: Bullshitter.

Quote from: Deeyeennoveeyetee E. on February 26, 2017, 01:02:39 AM
This guest is just such an old-school, school kid style liar. 

High school Liar: Bad ghosts will even actually throw stones at you, bricks, etc..
JC: Whoa bricks?? You've had bricks thrown at you? Really?
High school Liar: Well, actually no.
JC: What have you had done to you?
Liar: I have been kicked, slapped, poked, tripped, punch, shoved, (stumbles...)
JC: go ahead...
Liar: ohh.... what was the other one?

Me: Bullshitter.

Scratched.  You weren't listening very well.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 26, 2017, 01:09:07 AM
Scratched.  You weren't listening very well.

Haha I stand corrected. (Listening not well is the only way I can stand to listen to this stuff...)

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