The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?

Melissa McCarthy?

[bateman]

Melissa McCarthy?

Agent: "Melissa, do you remember when Charlize Theron played Aileen Wuornos? This could be your shot at an Oscar..."

[ONeill]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?

Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[ONeill]

Sweet Jesus, this thread is pure madness

[GravitySucks]

Agent: "Melissa, do you remember when Charlize Theron played Aileen Wuornos? This could be your shot at an Oscar..."

LOL - Charlize was actually one of the ones I thought of. Kathy Bates was number 3.

[jason.callan]

Before getting fired from Coast to Coast AM, George planned to take a trip to speak with Mr. Noory in person to discuss the problems with his monthly uploads to Tom and Kathy agreed to stay over at his apartment to feed the half-feral kitties for a few days. An astute observer might even draw the conclusion that George was afraid to attend a BellGab gathering in Las Vegas, even if it meant meeting George Knapp and securing an exclusive sit-down interview for his YouTube channel. It's quite perplexing why he would be so opposed to meeting his greatest network of fans and hiding under his sofa bed with the lights off during the event.

I'd also like to announce that the Circle of Trust (minus George) has secured Jason Callan as an honored guest for our upcoming get-together. He and the Legion supported Ol' Gerry in a time of crisis during the holidays and will be rewarded for their selfless efforts a hundred times over as the FIFI ENDOWMENT FUND discusses future business opportunities that can help expand the JC brand in 2017 while he explodes on the entertainment scene with his Food Network project and Ghost Hunters: YouTube Celebrities Edition appearance. I can't imagine that Jason, a man of high moral character, has ever demanded bank statements of any of his followers but I'll be sure to ask him when we meet! It will be an honor to look the man in his eyes, shake his hand, and ask for his forgiveness for the extreme lengths I went to in order to subvert him during THE GREAT WAR at the behest of my former master. It was suggested to me from a true and trusted friend on this forum that my actions were symptoms of Stockholm syndrome, and I'm starting to believe that was the case.

A time of peace is upon us - George Senda can either join us in this effort or fade away into obscurity.

- SWT(tm)

I just wanted to send you & FIFI a very humbled & grateful thank you for this upcoming gettogether. The FIFI ENDOWMENT FUND is most generous indeed. And I am eagerly await meeting the Circle Of Trust (minus George).
Hell even my cat Maggie has a little pep in her step & is raising her head a little higher after I was informed of this monumental event.



FRIENDSHIP

[bateman]

LOL - Charlize was actually one of the ones I thought of. Kathy Bates was number 3.

Ok, you're definitely in charge of casting. This is a home run.



Please let Ms. Bates' representatives know that we are prepared to begin negotiations at $2 million, thanks to a VERY generous budget afforded to us by the Fifi Endowment Fund.

[bateman]

Sweet Jesus, this thread is pure madness

The writers really pulled out all the stops this season.

[GravitySucks]

Ok, you're definitely in charge of casting. This is a home run.



Please let Ms. Bates' representatives know that we are prepared to begin negotiations at $2 million, thanks to a VERY generous budget afforded to us by the Fifi Endowment Fund.

I said don't hit me!

[Happier Times are Coming]

THIS EXPLAINS....FALKIE !
Cleaning out your kitty’s litter box is more than just a chore â€" it could be affecting your brain and health. Your cat’s feces may contain the Toxoplasma gondii parasite. If contacted, it can cause a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most people just get flu-like symptoms if they contract the disease, but in people with weakened immune systems, it can be fatal. The disease has also been linked to some serious mental conditions, including schizophrenia, depression and anxiety, and health professionals have warned pregnant women to drop the kitty litter duty to avoid risk of miscarriage or other effects.

Their poop could make you like cats so much that you start hoarding them.
Some more freaky details about Toxoplasma gondii: The parasite can only reproduce in the digestive tracts of cats. When another species becomes infected, the parasite wires it to find its way back into a cat, which means that Toxoplasma has developed a complex system of overtaking the host’s brain to increase the chance that it will be eaten by one. There has been some speculation that this could be the reason why the “cat lady” who owns an excessive number of felines exists. Because Toxoplasma can affect the mental conditions of people infected, some individuals develop an intense, almost obsessive attraction to cats. Those infected with Toxoplasma have even been known to develop a fondness for the smell of cat urine. That’s right: A study found that infected individuals found the smell of cat urine “pleasant.”

[PrairieGhost]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?

Kathy Bates

I see I wasn't the only one that thought of this....

I should of looked at the rest of the posts. Move along....

[Northern Nights]

hey, all
I am thinking maybe an appearance on a late night show might just be what the Falkie needs !

How about Falkie as a contestant on Survivor?
He would go down in show history as one of its greatest villains
Or lovable goofballs
The audience will decide which

[Northern Nights]

I'm picturing a season pitting homeless people vs. people who beg or scam others for money.
Call it "Drifters vs. Grifters"
Mega TV ratings
Publicity for Bellgab
$$$$$ for MV
Fun and laughter for all
George gets millions more fans, err... "customers" to beg from
Everybody wins

[paladin1991]

Dark Web Revelations - Circle of Trust Expels George!

Circle of Trust (minus George) members,

I hope you enjoyed the new baby pictures and I wanted to thank you for your congratulations and kind words to my wife in the video conference earlier. Now, as for our plans, I wouldn't be opposed to a Seattle meet-up but Las Vegas or any other suggestions will be considered - let me know and we'll work on arranging a tentative date ASAP. All expenses, including airfare, meals, security, and five star lodgings, will be covered by my wife and a generous per diem will be afforded all of you for entertainment and the like while we're apart. I want the Circle gathering to be an annual event, if possible, and each of your significant others are welcome, of course! I'm sure Mrs. Gerry, Drone's lovely wife, and Camille Imogene-Guiselle will hit it off straight away as they are all classy ladies. Consider this our treat for all the good times we've shared: a token of FRIENDSHIP to all.

Please note that George is NOT invited to this or any other Circle event hosted by my wife and I. I only include him as a Cc in this inbox so he doesn't jump to conclusions and blame one of you (probably Justin) for conspiring against him, i.e. the SixWeekTenure treatment. Quite frankly, he would just ruin the fun and this is designed to be a stress free weekend.

Take care my Circle - more inboxes later!!!!!

- SWT(tm)

Oh.  Shit. 

Senda.  What. Have. You. Done?

SWT has taken your circle fm you.  Almost Callan-esqe in his greeting to his circle.   senda, I do believe that you have screwed the pooch on this one.

[paladin1991]

My loyalty to George hasn't changed. However, due to recent events, I might attend the merry gathering--if invited. But, only out of respect for SixWeekTenure and his lovely wife Fifi. I will make every attempt to smuggle assorted finger foods back to George.

As God and Jehovah as my witness: I'll shove as many into my pockets as they can hold!

Hell, bro.  I'll meet you there.  I'll go on my own dime, if invited.  It's a long days drive for me fm the panhandle, but I would make the effort.  I'd lose a couple of days pay, but I'm sure that my family wouldn't mind eating oatmeal for a week or so.   

[PrairieGhost]

George Senda


George Dzundza as George Senda

[Ciardelo]

I'm picturing a season pitting homeless people vs. people who beg or scam others for money.
Call it "Drifters vs. Grifters"
Mega TV ratings
Publicity for Bellgab
$$$$$ for MV
Fun and laughter for all
George gets millions more fans, err... "customers" to beg from
Everybody wins

I like it.

[Ciardelo]

George Senda


George Dzundza as George Senda

That's uncanny.

[WOTR]

How about Falkie as a contestant on Survivor?

Never seen survivor.  I do recall seeing a reality show once that seemed to be the prefect fit.  It as something along the lines of "naked, alone and afraid."

[paladin1991]

I was hoping MV was the Whore of Girardeau.

Nah,he's just a nickel bag whore.

[paladin1991]

I'm still trying to determine where I fit into all of this mess.  I have not, and will not, turn my back on The Master.  At the same time, I have also told George straight out that SWT(tm), BellGab's area51drone, and Justin are still my friends as well, so I am not going to just cut them loose either.  While I have taken George's comments about people I associate with under advisement, as Brig can attest to, there are lines I won't cross when it comes to people I am asked to distance myself from.

SixWeekTenure(tm) and A51D would probably be able to speak on this subject more authoritatively than I can, but I will try to call in if I am able.

FRIENDSHIP.

WTF Chuck?  We're not friends?   

[SredniVashtar]

I don't blame you...I really don't want to visit London when I go to England.

[Sigh] I take this as a personal affront. There really is nothing else in England apart from London. Oh well, if you don't want to go to London, I recommend two weeks in Luton - the beaches are second to none.

[whoozit]

Comfort Wipe.   

I prefer NYSES (Not Yet Shit Encrusted Stick) or SToBSES (Soon TO Be Shit Encrusted Stick).

[whoozit]

Hopefully we can channel the energy so that we can make this happen this time...

Queue Venix b_dubb and Gnoory...lolz...

FIFY

[Rally Squirrel]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?

I was going to go with Mama June Shannon.

[Daggit]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?

Is this guy still working?

[Daggit]

How long will it be until Falkie takes the Circle back in?

[Walks_At_Night]

Ooo, if it is a Korean drama  What is the name? Love those things?

Sorry - had to get some shut eye and missed a couple of pings on this.

Not Korean but close.  I'll try and get the name of the show.  They usually go for like 100 episodes and nothing much ever
happens but that rib deal definitely was an eye catcher. 

[Lilith]

LOL - Charlize was actually one of the ones I thought of. Kathy Bates was number 3.

Kathy Bates was the first one I thought of.

[GravitySucks]

Is this guy still working?

Awee fuque. I am going to need a new keyboard. Clean up on aisle 3.