The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

How many products along these lines are there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

imagine, if you will
the advertisement for "VIP poo" with George waddling out of the starbucks restroom and the poor "Hollywood Exec" walking in ?
noticing the "VIP poo" was worthless and the spotting the shit blasted toilet !
LOL
I damn near shit my pants again, imagining that !

[Open Lines Gerry]

Here is the movie to help visualize what probably goes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Heh heh - check out the self-proclaimed "big guy" at 0:40 seconds.

I'd like to see someone do a video review of this to see if it's really worth $19.99.

[SergeantMajor]

Nice to se you OLG!

[SnapT]

The actual numbers are not as formulaic as that.

There are view counts, there are commercial watches, there are mid commercials. There are different amounts if you watch the entire commercial or not. And youtubers are not allowed to disclose what they earn from youtube.
But it is safe to assume that a viral video pulling in a million views will earn a grand or so.

I have seen a few people earn a living in a short time just off YouTube but they did so by creating very compelling content on a regularly scheduled basis and George lacks the ability to do that.

This is correct, YouTube RPM (Revenue Per Thousand views) can vary wildly.  $1 RPM is the standard LOW, but it can get as high as $10 RPM.  For example, someone I know made about $84,000 last month from about 10 million video views.  The main reason he makes so much per thousand views is because he puts multiple midroll and postroll ads in all of his videos.

[Happier Times are Coming]

This is correct, YouTube RPM (Revenue Per Thousand views) can vary wildly.  $1 RPM is the standard LOW, but it can get as high as $10 RPM.  For example, someone I know made about $84,000 last month from about 10 million video views.  The main reason he makes so much per thousand views is because he puts multiple midroll and postroll ads in all of his videos.

you are speaking of Falkie..
aren't you ?

[WOTR]

I'm just wondering why the ass stick isn't motorized like an electric toothbrush.

Those are simply called "vibrators".  Available anywhere your favourite XXX accessories are sold.

[SnapT]

This is correct, YouTube RPM (Revenue Per Thousand views) can vary wildly.  $1 RPM is the standard LOW, but it can get as high as $10 RPM.  For example, someone I know made about $84,000 last month from about 10 million video views.  The main reason he makes so much per thousand views is because he puts multiple midroll and postroll ads in all of his videos.

Incidentally, if Falkie were willing to learn and implement the same techniques to boost his YouTube RPM to just $5, even at his meager current 30,000 views a month, he would be earning $150 a month from his YouTube videos.  That'd pay even HIS inflated internet bill!

[SnapT]

you are speaking of Falkie..
aren't you ?

Ha, no.  These are Falkie's YouTube stats:
http://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC1aLSvZUfvXZpoZyTL7fkng

[Happier Times are Coming]

George
here it is, another good idea designed to make you money
become a pitch man (in your case a pitch Falkie), in the mold of the ShamWow guy (is is Jewish by the way)
COMFORT WIPE AND VIP POO are two products that could make you !
are there any flea markets in Martinez ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ha, no.  These are Falkie's YouTube stats:
http://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC1aLSvZUfvXZpoZyTL7fkng

wow, I had no idea falkie is making so much money !
and he pleads poverty ?
7-120/mo.
what does subscriber ranking of 2,149,228 rank mean ?
it sounds like George has already hit the big time !
damn, congrats go out to Falkie !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Those are simply called "vibrators".  Available anywhere your favourite XXX accessories are sold.

but, George's designed "the Falkie COMFORT VIBRATING WIPE from Pittsburghâ,,¢"...
holds toilet paper, so your hands don't have to touch it...
does your vibrator do that...and extend your "reach" 18" ?
I didn't think so....

[WOTR]

but, George's designed "the Falkie COMFORT VIBRATING WIPE from Pittsburghâ,,¢"

It is as though you have learned nothing from your time here.  You damn near gave away the farm by forgetting those two magical letters.

[Happier Times are Coming]

It is as though you have learned nothing from your time here.  You damn near gave away the farm by forgetting those two magical letters.

I am so sorry
thank you for the reprimand, may I have another
I shall now go to the corner and stand, immediately AFTER I CORRECT (modify) MY POST

[Happier Times are Coming]

question
if George wears his favorite dress, heels, sexy blonde wig and applies makeup
he is a cross dresser
if Kathy wears her favorite jeans, tennis shoes,a t-shirt an puts her hair up in a man bun
does that mean she is a cross dresser ?
do you suppose BACK in the day George and Kathy both were cross dressing before they did the dirty ?

[Open Lines Gerry]

I hope you will continue to hang out here at "the thread" Ol Gerry. I would miss you if you were gone.

FRIENDSHIP!

Unfortunately for most of the SewerGabbers here, I don't plan on going anywhere.  A new day is dawning, and, although I wish I did not have to do so, I will become acclimated to post-Circle life.

FRIENDSHIP ++++++++++++

[Open Lines Gerry]

Nice to se you OLG!

Thank you - great to see you as well!  "Stay safe out there," as a wise man once said.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Unfortunately for most of the SewerGabbers here, I don't plan on going anywhere.  A new day is dawning, and, although I wish I did not have to do so, I will become acclimated to post-Circle life.

FRIENDSHIP ++++++++++++

Gerry,
do you kinda feel like an undercover operative inserted to infiltrate the enemy and played the part so well and so long you actually started to identify with and care for your target....so much so, that when the operation was to end you actually refused to leave your part (even after your target successfully made you) and had to be forcibly removed ?

FRIENDSHIP ++++++++++++

[WOTR]

Unfortunately for most of the SewerGabbers here, I don't plan on going anywhere.  A new day is dawning, and, although I wish I did not have to do so, I will become acclimated to post-Circle life.

FRIENDSHIP ++++++++++++

Gerry: I hope to see more of you here.  Your devotion to George and your sincerity has never been in question.  I hope you find somebody else one day to devote yourself to as fully as you had to George. 

***Note: With your personality, I would strongly suggest steering clear of anybody connected to Ron. L. Hubbard. 

TRUST+

[WOTR]

I am so sorry
thank you for the reprimand, may I have another
I shall now go to the corner and stand, immediately AFTER I CORRECT (modify) MY POST

I fear that I may have been a little abrupt.  I was just concerned that one little mistake would cost dearly when somebody else trademarked that wonderful name.  In my haste to alert you to your oversight I may have come across as a little harsh, and I apologize.

FRIENDSHIP

[Happier Times are Coming]

I fear that I may have been a little abrupt.  I was just concerned that one little mistake would cost dearly when somebody else trademarked that wonderful name.  In my haste to alert you to your oversight I may have come across as a little harsh, and I apologize.

FRIENDSHIP

heavens no, I appreciated your noting the problem and bring it to my attention



friendship~~~~~~~~~~~~

[SnapT]

what does subscriber ranking of 2,149,228 rank mean ?

It means Falkie has the 2,149,228th most subscribed-to channel on YouTube.

[SergeantMajor]

Thank you - great to see you as well!  "Stay safe out there," as a wise man once said.

Thank you and though you may be circle-less, you are always welcome in the sewers!

[paladin1991]

Oh; the Noory thing and dropping Senda. I sent this to Tom and Noory on the 14th January. STFU if anyone thinks this might have had any bearing on them dropping Senda a few days after. Its none of their business anyway.

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Dear Sirs,
 
     I'll get to the point and have no need to give any background to the subject at hand; I'm certain you're both very well aware.

Its come to the notice (primarily because he can't keep anything private, private) of those who are disgusted at his behaviour that he intends to travel to you Mr Danheiser. It seems that you're unable to open the videos he sends you (Now, there's a worry! ). Naturally no-one but him believes you 'can't' open them, but hats off to you; its inspired.

I thought you'd like the information though about his intentions to try to see you in person. Now, the unkind might suggest you contact him directly and verify when that might be (You heard a rumour?) but on the day in question, forget and be 'out of the office'.

The individual is a leech. His astonishing arrogance, deception and preying on the gullible is beneath contempt. No doubt you know about the more unsavory of his past and present indulgences; how you both kept cool when he dragged his equally repulsive partner along to 'interview' you both I can't imagine. I know I'd have walked out.

Anyway, do what you will with the information, but most know you have him where you want him.

Best wishes

Steve

Shit.  I go to work and return to have to wade through20 fucking pages?  WTF is wrong with you ppl?  Have a heart.  That's a lot of comedy gold that I have to wade through.   

And the above.  Who is this bitch Steve?   

[paladin1991]

You're not fat. You're just big boned.

[Ciardelo]

Justin from the Dark Web - Going Low...

My emails sent only to you have now been published on Bellgab.
The excuse that SWT has given for his being published is that my emails have been hacked, yet emails to others, companies and businesses are not being published.
Accordingly, and because I must protect myself above all else, no further emails will be sent to you.
It is necessary to do this.
Take care.


It's nice to know that SWT & his wife probably pull your strings as well as Drone.
Did they buy you a new car too and give you a year's worth of my income as well ?
Drone probably got a new car filled with McDonald's gift cards.
Enjoy your triple traitor meeting.


Just got off the phone with the manager and asked him to NEVER accost me again about someone else needing a wheelchair as it derailed my train of thought and I didn't get my shopping done as I forgot items and the whole incident really ruined my good mood that I was in.
And explained my reasons why which he understood and he apologized for her behavior and that he did not mean to cause a problem for me.
He also knew what happened as she had the employees track him down and complained to him.
He agreed and told me he's had problems with the old woman before and also said that the person who was with her literally walked away from her in disgust not about what I said but about what SHE said to me and the manager had to deal with her afterwards and told her that I was doing her a favor and that I had been quite willing to relinquish the wheelchair to her when I was completely done with my shopping and bagging.
He also said that when he sees this woman again he will have a talk with her about this.

Unlike what the haters think on sewergab, I was not in the wrong on this one.
She acted in a reprehensible manner and deserved to be called on the carpet for it.
I also told him I did a video on this.

Don't put the below on Bellgab.

I was so mad I left the store while really needing to go to the bathroom and well, I didn't quite make it into my bathroom when I got home and wound up having a urine problem.
I was literally pissed off and pissed on.


definitely NOT NOT NOT NOT for publication.

Last week I bought this off brand boneless chicken pieces and its what I'd been eating for a few days.
I ate some this morning before I went to walmart, got to walmart and ran to the bathroom with explosive crapping.
I went and got on the bus and started having cramps, stopped to give the kitty treats to the two kitties near the church school and got home, got into the elevator, had to get my keys out opened the door and proceeded to crap and crap and crap all over my self and down my sweats as I ran for the bathroom and didn't make it.
I had already crapped a bit on the balcony and my shoes and then went all over the bathroom floor, the toilet and more down my sweats.
I took a shower and feel like a 100 fists were and are still hitting my stomach.
That's what happens when you're poor and buy off brand instead of Foster's Farms.

I am going to do a video showing I went and got cat food but I've done multiple videos showing ME feeding my kitties.
I'm probably not going to go down there for a couple of hours until my stomach settles down and the finger was for MV and Grub specifically and the haters in general.
I did a video before I left showing NO cat food delivery from him or Chefist because someone said it would be delivered today.

I will do the video now showing I bought the cat food then I am lying down.
Now I know how Houdini felt when he got punched in the stomach.

[paladin1991]

Justin from the Dark Web - Going Low...

My emails sent only to you have now been published on Bellgab.
The excuse that SWT has given for his being published is that my emails have been hacked, yet emails to others, companies and businesses are not being published.
Accordingly, and because I must protect myself above all else, no further emails will be sent to you.
It is necessary to do this.
Take care.


It's nice to know that SWT & his wife probably pull your strings as well as Drone.
Did they buy you a new car too and give you a year's worth of my income as well ?
Drone probably got a new car filled with McDonald's gift cards.
Enjoy your triple traitor meeting.


Just got off the phone with the manager and asked him to NEVER accost me again about someone else needing a wheelchair as it derailed my train of thought and I didn't get my shopping done as I forgot items and the whole incident really ruined my good mood that I was in.
And explained my reasons why which he understood and he apologized for her behavior and that he did not mean to cause a problem for me.
He also knew what happened as she had the employees track him down and complained to him.
He agreed and told me he's had problems with the old woman before and also said that the person who was with her literally walked away from her in disgust not about what I said but about what SHE said to me and the manager had to deal with her afterwards and told her that I was doing her a favor and that I had been quite willing to relinquish the wheelchair to her when I was completely done with my shopping and bagging.
He also said that when he sees this woman again he will have a talk with her about this.

Unlike what the haters think on sewergab, I was not in the wrong on this one.
She acted in a reprehensible manner and deserved to be called on the carpet for it.
I also told him I did a video on this.

Don't put the below on Bellgab.

I was so mad I left the store while really needing to go to the bathroom and well, I didn't quite make it into my bathroom when I got home and wound up having a urine problem.
I was literally pissed off and pissed on.


definitely NOT NOT NOT NOT for publication.

Last week I bought this off brand boneless chicken pieces and its what I'd been eating for a few days.
I ate some this morning before I went to walmart, got to walmart and ran to the bathroom with explosive crapping.
I went and got on the bus and started having cramps, stopped to give the kitty treats to the two kitties near the church school and got home, got into the elevator, had to get my keys out opened the door and proceeded to crap and crap and crap all over my self and down my sweats as I ran for the bathroom and didn't make it.
I had already crapped a bit on the balcony and my shoes and then went all over the bathroom floor, the toilet and more down my sweats.
I took a shower and feel like a 100 fists were and are still hitting my stomach.
That's what happens when you're poor and buy off brand instead of Foster's Farms.

I am going to do a video showing I went and got cat food but I've done multiple videos showing ME feeding my kitties.
I'm probably not going to go down there for a couple of hours until my stomach settles down and the finger was for MV and Grub specifically and the haters in general.
I did a video before I left showing NO cat food delivery from him or Chefist because someone said it would be delivered today.

I will do the video now showing I bought the cat food then I am lying down.
Now I know how Houdini felt when he got punched in the stomach.

Unfuckingbelievable.

[paladin1991]

Chefist, I wish that I had the Dark Web skills to put a stop to you posting these missives, but I don't.  These were private inboxes that were sent to me, and The Master has now seen them posted here - whatever ill-gotten way you came to be in possession of them.  I've informed him that I have not been paid off by anybody, that I understand his position, and that it's probably best for him to stop communicating with Ol' Gerry even until this stuff stops.  It is most unfortunate, but I've probably now lost a friend.

When will it ever be enough?  When will George be allowed to keep some shred of dignity?  Can we not all just accept the man as we now see him in his full HUMANITY?

Gerry, I'm thinking about trading in my 2016 Pathfinder for a pair of Subaru's.  If I pay you off with one, would you come over to the panhandle to pick it up? 

[Walks_At_Night]

Heh heh - check out the self-proclaimed "big guy" at 0:40 seconds.

I'd like to see someone do a video review of this to see if it's really worth $19.99.

Being a big guy certainly has its advantages...and its disadvantages

This is a great product

[weareharbinger]

Despite being upset about his likeness emblazoned on the hood of a fully loaded 2017 Prius gifted to BellGab.com, in this cut from the Audio Inbox collection, Senda makes plans for even more paranormal merchandise featuring Art Bell and George Noory.

[Ciardelo]

Despite being upset about his likeness emblazoned on the hood of a fully loaded 2017 Prius gifted to BellGab.com, in this cut from the Audio Inbox collection, Senda makes plans for even more paranormal merchandise featuring Art Bell and George Noory.

That's the height of hubris for him to assume he could use these celebrity's likenesses with impunity. I imagine it is fortuitous that he doesn't have the wherewithal to buy a space at a woo con to sell his bootleg shirts. Otherwise, he might be broadcasting from prison.