The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Ciardelo]

I'll be listening Chefist!  Wouldn't miss it for anything!

I heard it was going to be simulcast on the ABN!*


*Annulus Broadcast Network

[Happier Times are Coming]

What time is the show?  In American time?  Up here in Idaho.

ever thought of luring Falkie to Idaho for a visit (all the free potatoes he can dig up) and inviting Don Jr. and Eric up for some "big Falkie game" hunting
(I would guess they have not bagged a Falkie yet)
just an idea

[weareharbinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcnOjOeZU0

[Happier Times are Coming]

hey George
ya got the OG gansta thug look goin'
(I love it, may I suggest an eyepatch ?)

[chefist]

We'll be discussing this leak, especially the contempt George has for tucking children into bed, TONIGHT!

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcnOjOeZU0

Fortunately it wasn't put on sewergab, so that's something at least. And that pesky person who uses SWT e mail address to send Senda prank posts had better knock it off, d'ya hear? Well do ya?

[Yorkshire pud]

I heard it was going to be simulcast on the ABN!*


*Annulus Broadcast Network

I think a senior member of the Cabalâ,,¢ should call too.

[whoozit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcnOjOeZU0

My ass is still on.  BTW did Falkie say the best way to cook cats is in foil?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Either Senda is lying about his deaths or he has severe brain damage.

Both.

[whoozit]

Both.

I see your an and woman.

[bateman]

Both.

Welcome back!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Welcome back!

LOL, was I gone?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I see your an and woman.

Always

[bateman]

LOL, was I gone?

I feel like I haven't seen Audrey around in a while. Looking at your post history, you have indeed been around. Hey, welcome back anyway.

[SredniVashtar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcnOjOeZU0

Senda claims he's "bustin' his ass" making videos. Now, I'm only a humble furriner, but I always assumed that bustin' your ass and sitting on your ass are two separate things. He doesn't seem to realise that making videos about the crap that he bought that day is going to lose its appeal after a couple of videos. We've all got six months to shape up or he's outta there. We are all on notice. He'll probably be dead from a stroke (G*d willing) soon, so that decision will be out of his hands anyway.

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda claims he's "bustin' his ass" making videos. Now, I'm only a humble furriner, but I always assumed that bustin' your ass and sitting on your ass are two separate things. He doesn't seem to realise that making videos about the crap that he bought that day is going to lose its appeal after a couple of videos. We've all got six months to shape up or he's outta there. We are all on notice. He'll probably be dead from a stroke (G*d willing) soon, so that decision will be out of his hands anyway.

It makes me chuckle that he bleats all his subscribers should have tuned in, as well as of course the Circle of deceitâ,,¢ (plus Justin)®. Because everyone knows they haven't anything better to do with their lives, and his subscribers are exclusive to him. The idea they might also subscribe to other batshit crazy narcissists is frankly, preposterous.

[SredniVashtar]

It makes me chuckle that he bleats all his subscribers should have tuned in, as well as of course the Circle of deceitâ,,¢ (plus Justin)®. Because everyone knows they haven't anything better to do with their lives, and his subscribers are exclusive to him. The idea they might also subscribe to other batshit crazy narcissists is frankly, preposterous.

Everything comes back to his mother with Senda. If you try to befriend him he's on you like a limpet, trying to get his pudgy fingers into your trousers for all the cash he can manage, the way he leeched off his mother. If you suggest that living like a sack of shit tied in the middle might not be the optimum lifestyle, then you're like his mother trying to tell him what to do. And if you straightforwardly can't stand him then you're just like  his mother when she got tired of bankrolling a man in late middle-age and told him what a petulant lard arse he was.

But that's none of your business. STFU. Video later.

[21st Century Man]

Senda claims he's "bustin' his ass" making videos. Now, I'm only a humble furriner, but I always assumed that bustin' your ass and sitting on your ass are two separate things. He doesn't seem to realise that making videos about the crap that he bought that day is going to lose its appeal after a couple of videos. We've all got six months to shape up or he's outta there. We are all on notice. He'll probably be dead from a stroke (G*d willing) soon, so that decision will be out of his hands anyway.

I've tried watching a few of his videos and they are unbelievably stupid. Who the hell wants to know what Falkie buys at the freakin' grocery store?  Taking each item out of the grocery bag and displaying it for the camera is unbelievably dull.  Life tis far far too short to spend wasting it watching Falkie's silly videos.  If you are going to make youtube videos, talk about something that would be of interest to to other people.  Talk about your hobbies such as books, records, movies and comic book collecting not this monotonous shit about what one buys at a grocery store.

That's why I don't come on this thread and talk about Falkie.  He is boring and I could care less what he does in his day-to-day life if you can call what he does living.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Because everyone knows they haven't anything better to do with their lives, and his subscribers are exclusive to him. The idea they might also subscribe to other batshit crazy narcissists is frankly, preposterous.

Yep, I tried to reason with him about this.  I gave him a rough formula which suggests that IF you promote your event the right way, and you want to raise $100.00 for your internet bill, you would need somewhere in the area of 3500-4000 subscribers AND you would have to endear yourself to at least a few of these subscribers.  I gave him examples of Youtubers who have been successful in such endeavors and who did not have tens of thousands of subscribers, but had engaged their listeners and got to know them a little...show a little interest if you will.  He rejected the notion, said after working so hard to bring his 500 plus subscribers breaking news stories, commentary, etc, there should be at least 25 willing to pay him for his content.  He thinks of his subscribers as ingrates.  This is when i made the mistake of wishing he and Kathy a Merry Christmas....it all went to shit from there, as i suppose you can imagine. 

[LadyFish]

Near the very end:

When you live in filth, the bright light of the sun will destroy you. - Falkie 2016

Is this Falkie's third eye seeing the cause of his demise?

[Yorkshire pud]

This just in. The Cabal/Circle of trust/evil MV and sewergab/private information from Senda, explained.

[Ciardelo]

WE HAVE AN ACTIVE SHOOTER AT THE AIRPORT!

Where is Falkie with his breaking news coverage??? Oh right, he doesn't get any money for those anymore. Oh well, maybe we'll get an update on how shitty his chicken soup turned out. An anxious nation awaits you Mr. Senda.

[SredniVashtar]

That's why I don't come on this thread and talk about Falkie.  He is boring and I could care less what he does in his day-to-day life if you can call what he does living.

Agreed. He's boring. He's only interesting to himself, as solipsists tend to be, but that's not the point of this thread. It's the reactions of other people to Senda that are what make it entertaining. This is a very meta-thread that takes some time to get attuned to. I think of it as a combination of Zen buddhism, WWE wrestling and a suicide hotline.

[Yorkshire pud]

WE HAVE AN ACTIVE SHOOTER AT THE AIRPORT!

Where is Falkie with his breaking news coverage??? Oh right, he doesn't get any money for those anymore. Oh well, maybe we'll get an update on how shitty his chicken soup turned out. An anxious nation awaits you Mr. Senda.

He's using a whole bag of chicken pieces for that soup. Enough to feed a family of four or five.

[Ciardelo]

This just in. The Cabal/Circle of trust/evil MV and sewergab/private information from Senda, explained.

:chuckle: Oh that is good. You've captured the essence of Senda wisdom distribution.

/not to mention the uncanny resemblance of the Senda re-creation.

[Lilith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcnOjOeZU0

I don't think he realizes his internet news videos were just click bait.  People would click on them, see it was some guy showing news he saw on the internet, and move on to somebody doing their own news stories.  Nobody is interested in those, and nobody is interested in his groceries.

[Happier Times are Coming]

most very successful people are not the most intelligent in their chosen field, but are smart enough to surround themselves with very bright people
I would suggest Trump is an example of this
Falkie, on the other hand, has had many bright people offer their help at no cost to help him in his chosen field, but Falkie is not even bright enough to listen and accept their help.
Falkie is stupid enough to be taken in by trolls that fling all kinds of unbelievable bullshit his way (i.e. some young lady professing her desires for him..lol) and yet continues on believing (I want to believe poster) them and their bullshit (open lines Gerry and the circle jerk plus Jason)
STUPID CANNOT BE FIXED (in Falkie's case)

[Lilith]

WE HAVE AN ACTIVE SHOOTER AT THE AIRPORT!

Where is Falkie with his breaking news coverage??? Oh right, he doesn't get any money for those anymore. Oh well, maybe we'll get an update on how shitty his chicken soup turned out. An anxious nation awaits you Mr. Senda.

Your wish has been granted.  He did the active shooter at the airport story....

[cosmic hobo]

This just in. The Cabal/Circle of trust/evil MV and sewergab/private information from Senda, explained.

This is extremely accurate.


In George's mind the Circle could never betray him because MV.

[Lilith]

This just in. The Cabal/Circle of trust/evil MV and sewergab/private information from Senda, explained.

I love the artistry of this!