The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Walks_At_Night]

He remembers my comments about toilet paper and soap, I'm touched.  He responds a lot to my posts here in this thread but he can't remember the name whoozit.  He let me into his fortress saying he couldn't remember me ever being mean to him.  I pointed out that I have and he still let me in.  What does one have to do to get into the circle of disgust plus grub?

Well perhaps if you order him a case of cat food from Amazon - somehow intercept it in route and then secretly inject poison into the can in such a manner that the tampering was hidden.  Then let package continue on its original course.   That might get you into the circle of disgustations.

[Lilith]

Circle of Disgust plus Grub?

hahahaha, I dunno, to be honest. 

[Lilith]

How CUTE! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEIuTPiARk&feature=em-uploademail

[Nobody]

Noory has already paid his internet bill twice and bought him a pair of glasses which he never wears.

The latter I was aware of, but Noory shelling out for Catman's Internet bill is new to me.  I can't quite decide whether paying for Catman's Internet makes Noory a generous man or a stupid one. 

(Any roads, thank you for filling in the gap in my knowledge.)

Whilst we are on the subject of Catman lore: "Kathy's two gas cards" that Catman claims he paid more than $1000 on in the "outdoor cats" video are in Kathy's name, not his, is that correct?

[whoozit]

hahahaha, I dunno, to be honest. 

I'll send him a case of Campbell's Crappy Soup Kitchen Soup.  Maybe that will admit me to the hallowed halls.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Watch it and weep...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFCE_RLAC1M&t=9s

what the hell! he said the donations would ONLY go to feeding the CATS.



edit: ....and what guy had to throw baby powder all over him?

[Inglorious Bitch]

what the hell! he said the donations would ONLY go to feeding the CATS.

Senda is a liar and a grifter. He is Lucy and his benefactors are Charlie Brown.

[Big Chicken]

what the hell! he said the donations would ONLY go to feeding the CATS.



edit: ....and what guy had to throw baby powder all over him?

An obese one.   Important to reduce chafing and pressure rashes. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Here he is telling us how all the money will be spent only on the cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5kMgyzSyE

[Nobody]

Do  you think that we should ALL send him ONE can of cat fud? 

I thought that technique was used to generate the $5 that was raised in the abortive PayPal grift-a-thon, with five people contributing $1 each.

[cosmic hobo]

Here he is telling us how all the money will be spent only on the cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5kMgyzSyE

What George says and what George does are two separate things. He'll never admit he's done anything wrong. If George says something is so, it is so. George is infallible.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I hope you decide to pocket all the cat food money and buy yourself some weapons. Just look how much fun it would be to hunt house cats. You would get some good exercise and also rid the mean streets of Martinez of the wild and feral house cats. https://youtu.be/e0a-gXwnFhk

[WhiteCrow]

Here he is telling us how all the money will be spent only on the cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5kMgyzSyE

Why can't we ever have anything nice happen on Bellgab?

Very SAD

[jazmunda]

He remembers my comments about toilet paper and soap, I'm touched.  He responds to a lot of my posts here in this thread but he can't remember the name whoozit.  He let me into his fortress saying he couldn't remember me ever being mean to him.  I pointed out that I have and he still let me in.  What does one have to do to get into the Circle of Disgust plus Grub?

BellGab has a Rhombicosidodecahedron of Deplorables (plus Curtis).

Curtis is our Justin.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombicosidodecahedron

[Nobody]

Watch it and weep...

Scoff, I think you mean (but are too nice a person to say).

Anyone who cares to jump to the 11:20 mark in the video will hear this gem (which must be heard firsthand to be believed):

"I never know what to think of the people that don't like me on BellGab for no good reason [emphasis added] other than they choose to not like me or make fun of me or belittle me or belittle my girlfriend or even belittle my poor kitties.  Uh...gonna take my kitties away and all of that other stuff."

There is an entire graduate thesis for a PhD in psychiatry contained in those few words. 

[Lilith]

Scoff, I think you mean (but are too nice a person to say).

Anyone who cares to jump to the 11:20 mark in the video will hear this gem (which must be heard firsthand to be believed):

There is an entire graduate thesis for a PhD in psychiatry contained in those few words.

I tried to explain to him during "The Fortress" days, that bellgabbers are his friends, and to make a long story short, tried to explain to him that he simply does not understand the nature of the relationship that exists between himself and "Falkie Fans".  He didn't "get that".  Once I realized that he doesn't "get that", I realized that Senda takes himself seriously, and really thinks he is a great podcaster, who should be admired, praised, and paid for his valuable services to the world.

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

I understand George's reluctancy... considering the past interactions with all most Bellgabbers.

This is the time for the circle of trustless to step up and council George.

Save the kitty cats

  White Crow you truly are a good man 👍

[effluenza]

How CUTE! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEIuTPiARk&feature=em-uploademail

How long does it take George to take away people's freedom of speech?

[Daggit]

How CUTE! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEIuTPiARk&feature=em-uploademail

I do wonder how soon after filming this video of him placing the wet food down and then turning off the camera did Falkie shoo the cats away and scoop up the food, place it in a ziplock bag and greedily take it back to the hovel to wolf down the contents for himself.

[Open Lines Gerry]

How CUTE! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEIuTPiARk&feature=em-uploademail

We should always appreciate the opportunities we get to witness The Master in his FULL HUMANITY.  It warms my heart to hear him speaking to us - his fans, viewers, and subscribers - in this close approximation to his "Baby Falkie" voice.  I'm sure it calms and soothes the kitties, just as Kathy's gentle "mewing" love sounds (his description - not mine) soothed George's soul last week when they embraced for the first time in months.

I hope he will provide the further evidence of these blessed creatures receiving their check-ups, shots, dewormings, dental cleanings, and flea treatments that you kind-hearted folks have requested, but remember this - any further information will be forthcoming in HIS time, not yours.

FRIENDSHIP.

[Lilith]

We should always appreciate the opportunities we get to witness The Master in his FULL HUMANITY.  It warms my heart to hear him speaking to us - his fans, viewers, and subscribers - in this close approximation to his "Baby Falkie" voice.  I'm sure it calms and soothes the kitties, just as Kathy's gentle "mewing" love sounds (his description - not mine) soothed George's soul last week when they embraced for the first time in months.

I hope he will provide the further evidence of these blessed creatures receiving their check-ups, shots, dewormings, dental cleanings, and flea treatments that you kind-hearted folks have requested, but remember this - any further information will be forthcoming in HIS time, not yours.

FRIENDSHIP.

I so appreciate your relentless efforts to look out for the proper health care of the cute kitties for us.  We want them to live long and prosper so that we can enjoy Georges baby voice, and tender cooing noises for many many good years to come.

FRIENDSHIP ++++++

[Mizak]

"Santa, can you help me?"

This Senda is why you're shit. Not because you don't play Santa, but because it would never occur to you to give something to someone else.



Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms

www.bbc.co.uk/news/38293294

Clicked on the link.Now that is someone I would send money to In a Heart Beat not some scamming loser little boy like senda.It's amazing people still fall for his lies.Their more of a loser than senda is!!! One day soon Karma is going to hit him like there is no tomorrow.  Have a Merry Christmas.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Chefist - George has inspired me today with a comment he made in the video where he was wearing the sunglasses.  This is based on him saying he'd like to ride around in a 1937 Rolls-Royce:

If you're still writing Falkie Christmas Carols for the Falkiethon (unless it's not happening anymore), how about a new take on the Burl Ives classic "Silver and Gold"?  George made reference to "Comfort and Style" - sure to be a hit if you come up with some great lyrics!

FRIENDSHIP.

[jazmunda]

We should always appreciate the opportunities we get to witness The Master in his FULL HUMANITY.  It warms my heart to hear him speaking to us - his fans, viewers, and subscribers - in this close approximation to his "Baby Falkie" voice.  I'm sure it calms and soothes the kitties, just as Kathy's gentle "mewing" love sounds (his description - not mine) soothed George's soul last week when they embraced for the first time in months.

I hope he will provide the further evidence of these blessed creatures receiving their check-ups, shots, dewormings, dental cleanings, and flea treatments that you kind-hearted folks have requested, but remember this - any further information will be forthcoming in HIS time, not yours.

FRIENDSHIP.

Gerry you are now bestowed the arduous task of capturing those mating calls in the wild. God speed my friend.

FRIENDSHIP

[WOTR]

Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms

www.bbc.co.uk/news/38293294

Wow, Pud... What do you even say to that?

[Nobody]

...Senda takes himself seriously, and really thinks he is a great podcaster, who should be admired, praised, and paid for his valuable services to the world.

He is the William Hung of BellGab:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrLQUN8UJg

Which would actually be okay, provided he could relax and have fun with it. 

Unfortunately, unlike the real William Hung, he is too ego-bound.  Worse, he treats other people badly when they refuse to take him as seriously as he takes himself.

If it were not for that last part, he might be the sort of chap for whom one could feel sympathy.  Instead, he is a case study in what happens when you treat people like dirt, then spend all your time insisting that they are wrong, rather than mending your own ways so that people might actually like you.

(There but for the grace of a modicum of self-awareness go I.)

[Lilith]

He is the William Hung of BellGab:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrLQUN8UJg

Which would actually be okay, provided he could relax and have fun with it. 

Unfortunately, unlike the real William Hung, he is too ego-bound.  Worse, he treats other people badly when they refuse to take him as seriously as he takes himself.

If it were not for that last part, he might be the sort of chap for whom one could feel sympathy.  Instead, he is a case study in what happens when you treat people like dirt, then spend all your time insisting that they are wrong, rather than mending your own ways so that people might actually like you.

(There but for the grace of self-awareness go I.)

You pretty much summed it up perfectly. But with the Circle of Trust in his corner, perhaps there is still hope for the Big Guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwei5P8bXgs

[Rally Squirrel]

How long does it take George to take away people's freedom of speech?

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[WOTR]

In this video Senda tells us to save money by sending him cash. He says it is very expensive to send food and it money wasted.

Well once again Senda is full of shit and he just wants cash.

Not predictable at all...

Anybody can clearly see that he is only wanting to save you shipping costs and help the environment by not having dozens of deliveries made to his front door from his circle of donors when he can simply walk to the supermarket with cash in hand.  Stop being so cynical. 

I suppose that I forgot that sometimes the post man may ring your bell @ 8:00 AM.  Is there any way to request through Amazon that a delivery be made before 8:00 AM?

*Apologies Paladin.  I see that you beat me to this idea.

[Rally Squirrel]

Thank you for posting that because, until I saw it, I had thought I was the only one amazed at Catman's presumption that C2C should be lumbered with his Internet bill. 

My understanding was that C2C was giving him $100 for each video.  If they were also paying the "84.84" Catman claimed was his monthly Internet bill in his "save my cats before I have to shoot them" video, that would mean C2C would be effectively doubling his salary. 

As there is no doubt whatever that Catman gives Coast $200 worth of problems in exchange for his $100 paycheck, I find it difficult to believe that Premiere would ever agree to pay for his Internet access as well.  That's just asking for trouble and I would think that even George Noory could spot that from quite a long way away.

Oh, I had thought that Catman had actually succeeded in filing a fraudulent claim with PayPal over the laptop.  Was that not so? 

They only gave $100. It was put in the internet bill pile of money. You need to understand the Falkie accounting system to get it.

And his fraudulent laptop claim was successful but the subsequent fraudulent "PayPal stole my cat food money" failed.