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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 22, 2016, 06:23:29 PM
OMG is that funny!

There could be *anything* in an autobiography.     Perhaps he just got weird one night with Charlie Manson
and Dennis Wilson, or was in the Bank when Patty Hearst robbed it.  Hell the space program is unfarmed
territory AFAIK, he's never mentioned it.  Just think of the possibilities there!

Did you know that Falkie was training to be an astronaut? Unfortunately, his bitch of a mother (his words, not mine) put the kibosh on that. Instead of "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.", we could have had, "One step is one step too many! I have bad knees! Where's my Rascal scooter? I'm filming this for youtube."



Who

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 23, 2016, 01:29:29 PM
I have a sense that even after George has left the earthly vessel of his body, he would still come to me in visions - via his immense third-eye abilities - to complete my training.  Or maybe he will not be allowed to break the bonds of this mortal coil until my training has been completed.  Ol' Gerry still has much to learn, and I will pass this knowledge on to the step-grandkids as well.

Gerry, please see a psychiatrist at your earliest convenience.


3OctaveFart

Myke-
Any plans to have Casio on the show?

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 22, 2016, 06:12:41 PM
Great news.   

Falkie is writing a book!?!   Bound to be an autobiography, right?  There is so much ground to
cover in his life well lived.   Jonas Salk,  High Ranking Pentagon Generals, Bill Gates,  Darren McGavin,
International Business Machines, John Wayne, Bill Mazeroski.

Hell who knows what else has not been divulged yet!

Perhaps he even jammed out with Mick and the Stones.....................

And saved Brooke Shields fm drowning.

paladin1991

Quote from: James Raymon on October 22, 2016, 07:00:54 PM
https://youtu.be/TOCF9DzmUiE

Oh look, Casio and his bitch are traveling across state lines in a stolen car.  To pick up a 'package' that had 'accidentally' been delivered to the 'wrong' address.

paladin1991

Quote from: Sasha on October 22, 2016, 08:46:13 PM
Kathy and her new boytoy got FALKIE a gig posing for a hardcore GAY magazine, this is part of his portfolio he has submitted for their consideration.
(taken in low light on the FALKIE "love nest" aka pullout sofa bed by Open Lines Gerry)

What's that lump in his belly?  Is that the caretaker that 'never showed up?"


Senda doesn't need to exercise to lose weight. If he just ate 2,000 calories a day he'd shed weight very quickly. In order for the body to maintain 350+ pounds you have to consume a ton of food a day.

George if you start an exercise program check with your doctor first. George needs one that is low impact and low resistance. Try eating better for a few months first would be my suggestion.

*I realize George will never follow any of these suggestions. But if there are any other 300 pound posters on BG please try eating less calories for a few weeks, you'll see you lose weight quick.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 23, 2016, 01:29:29 PM
The TOUGH LOVE that would help him the most is that being offered by Palladin1991, and it's up to The Master whether he will avail himself to that offer.

I have a sense that even after George has left the earthly vessel of his body, he would still come to me in visions - via his immense third-eye abilities - to complete my training.  Or maybe he will not be allowed to break the bonds of this mortal coil until my training has been completed.  Ol' Gerry still has much to learn, and I will pass this knowledge on to the step-grandkids as well.

I don't know you pretend to be a old man when your not. Maybe you can pretend to be a nutritionist?

SnapT

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 23, 2016, 10:15:26 PM
*I realize George will never follow any of these suggestions. But if there are any other 300 pound posters on BG please try eating less calories for a few weeks, you'll see you lose weight quick.

And for all the alcoholics reading this: simply STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL, dummy!

https://youtu.be/Ow0lr63y4Mw

paladin1991

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:18:14 PM
Excuse me but using the word bitch to describe them is very heteronormative....... Fuck you asshole, how about you check your cis white male privilege!!!!!?????

Sensitive little cuc aren't you?

paladin1991

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:29:02 PM
that was a sarcastic parody of everything that's wrong with the world currently

woopsie, forgot the smiley face

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:11:27 PM

I'm not Casio butt I bet you if you were to have him on your showing me the greatest episode you've ever fucking had in the history of fake want to be radio

An EODR episode featuring Casio would be riveting, and I'm sure Rob would make a great guest.  Good times would be sure to ensue in the chatroom as well.  I'd anticipate Myke saying "oh my" several times during the interview.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 24, 2016, 12:16:13 AM
An EODR episode featuring Casio would be riveting, and I'm sure Rob would make a great guest.  Good times would be sure to ensue in the chatroom as well.  I'd anticipate Myke saying "oh my" several times during the interview.

Noone knowingly gives a convicted pedophile a platform... unless maybe you are curious???

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 24, 2016, 12:18:15 AM
Noone knowingly gives a convicted pedophile a platform... unless maybe you are curious???

Michael, and especially Daniel, could deftly handle the more sensitive issues that might be discussed, and most certainly would dive headlong into the topics we're really interested in, such as the origins of Casio's ongoing war with George Senda.

Open Lines Gerry,
You are becoming (or I should say simply revealing who or what you are) a very disturbing individual.
Following are my reasons for such an observation.
1. self admitted admirer of a 68 inch GIRTH, 500 pound 64 year old dying PERVERT, who admits that his "thingy twitches" at the sight of a way underage "busty ?? WTF" female in Starbucks.
2. proud of and admitted "fudge packer" to FALKIE to keep that "third eye thingy" open.
3. promoting FALKIE'S self destructive behavior, soon to lead to his untimely demise.
4. rumor of membership in NAMBLA
5. pretends to be various "characters", suiting his intention at the time...Bellgab..FALKIE..."little boys and girls"
6. rumored "life time" registry for "various deviant behaviors"
7. rumored to have a rather large "Asian wig collection"...some actually made of Asian human hair from adolescent females
8. rumored to have been on FBI recorded lewd conversations with Jared Fogle
9. a recently emerged from the closet supporter and self admitted supporter of the seriously flawed Robert "CASIO" Robinson
10. a serial abuser of confidence by repeatedly providing material KNOW as FALKIELEAKS
TO BE CONTINUED.....

area51drone

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 23, 2016, 10:20:52 PM
I don't know you pretend to be a old man when your not. Maybe you can pretend to be a nutritionist?

I've met Gerry.  He is an older man.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:11:27 PM

I'm not Casio butt I bet you if you were to have him on your showing me the greatest episode you've ever fucking had in the history of fake want to be radio

It's better than radio

akwilly

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 24, 2016, 12:16:13 AM
An EODR episode featuring Casio would be riveting, and I'm sure Rob would make a great guest.  Good times would be sure to ensue in the chatroom as well.  I'd anticipate Myke saying "oh my" several times during the interview.
I hope this happens

GravitySucks

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:18:14 PM
Excuse me but using the word bitch to describe them is very heteronormative....... Fuck you asshole, how about you check your hetrosexual cis white male privilege!!!!!?????

CASIO TWITTER ACCOUNT

https://twitter.com/jamesraymon2017/status/787784083514527744

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 24, 2016, 12:16:13 AM
An EODR episode featuring Casio would be riveting, and I'm sure Rob would make a great guest.  Good times would be sure to ensue in the chatroom as well.  I'd anticipate Myke saying "oh my" several times during the interview.


Actually Maybe Casio would be better left for a gabcast episode.

Daggit

Quote from: area51drone on October 24, 2016, 02:17:41 AM
I've met Gerry.  He is an older man.

Says the guy with a zero Bell gab credibility rating.

How the trauma recovery that Falkie gullably believes you are suffering going?

effluenza

Quote from: area51drone on October 24, 2016, 02:17:41 AM
I've met Gerry.  He is an older man.

How do you explain the prepubescent voice?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: James Raymon on October 23, 2016, 11:51:37 PM
Kind of like how George Senda is dumb enough to not uninstall TeamViewer because clearly someone who has access to the username and password is the one using it to record audio and video over that laptop...

If somebody has access to your computer through TeamViewer that literally is not malware access and it's completely legal for them to do whatever to your computer remotely kind of like as if you legally handed them the keys to your apartment

team viewer, as it was configured on dumbfuck's laptop, does not grant remote access to the computer just any old time someone wants to access it.  the person sitting in front of the computer must manually run the application, and the password changes after each session.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: username on October 24, 2016, 02:32:17 AM

Actually Maybe Casio would be better left for a gabcast episode.

he'd be better left.  period.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: area51drone on October 24, 2016, 02:17:41 AM
I've met Gerry.  He is an older man.

That was a neat bit of user name change over, gerry/ a51d/ SWT....

You really must thnk everyone else is as stupid as Senda. You're just a psychopath.

Who

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