The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[weareharbinger]

The most damning audio in the entire lineup of FalkieLEAKS launches tomorrow in celebration of the appearance on EOD.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm glad charm school paid off for you. It's embarrassing enough when the couch makes fart noises but it's way more embarrassing when it sticks to your ass when you get up.

I'm sad for the embarrassment you must have felt having to explain this in such explicit terms.  She really is slow, isn't she?  I try to bear my burden cheerfully.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

guilty as charged.

Same here.  I often wonder what I could have done with the money I sent to Falkie.  Help a methie get off meth and get his/her teeth fixed,  help a local booze hound get off the booze, help a whore get off strange penis, find a different line of work.   There are many many ideas, as giving it to any cause at all would have been a better use of the funds.  One idea I had was to take the money and shred it, then have a bonfire party for all the insects in my neighborhood.  I think they would have appreciated it more.   

[Yorkshire pud]

Lies. I don't wear underwear.

Not strictly true, as the pictures of you in a basque, stockings and six inch heels testify as you hosted the Gabcast. That is underwear in anyones book. MV sent me the link.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Not strictly true, as the pictures of you in a basque, stockings and six inch heels testify as you hosted the Gabcast. That is underwear in anyones book. MV sent me the link.

MV and his damned spy cams!

[onan]

MV and his damned spy cams!

Hes putting spyware in light bulbs now.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

MV and his damned spy cams!

Hes putting spyware in light bulbs now.

If this is true, then MV's MicrApple virus has spread across the entire country OR IB has recently visited the Bay area.  Hmmmm.....

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hes putting spyware in light bulbs now.

I know. There were some nekkid pictures of you floating around.

[Inglorious Bitch]

OR IB has recently visited the Bay area.  Hmmmm.....

A fate too horrible to contemplate!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

A fate too horrible to contemplate!

Haha!

Hey, Just checked out Jason Callan's newest video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URWzoaHDCmg

I invited he and his Legion to Bellgab and to call into EODR's show on Saturday night. I would encourage you all to leave the same request in the comment section of this video.  I think Jason could give Falkie some good advice on putting together a thoughtful and entertaining video, and maybe...visa versay?  Heh heh...

[Yorkshire pud]

I think Jason could give Falkie some good advice on putting together a thoughtful and entertaining video,

STFU! Senda doesn't need no stinkin advice on putting together a video on porntube youtube or anywhere else for that matter; not that its any of your business, which it isn't. When can you haters and trolls, losers, and haters and trolls get it into your heads that his mother is to blame for everything that ever went wrong in his life? If not his mother, then Kathy, the evil Patty, who helped rape Kathy. Then there was Kelly quadruple G's and the various other hook, I mean providers, who at various times felt sorry for Senda, until they realised he is a serial stalker, bully, and grifter and then get restraining orders on him.

Not that its any of anyone else's business! If he wants to tell anyone and everyone about the disgusting and putrid details of his terrible existence he calls life that's up to him okay? Just don't quote it back to him because its none of your goddam business.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

STFU! Senda doesn't need no stinkin advice on putting together a video on porntube youtube or anywhere else for that matter; not that its any of your business, which it isn't. When can you haters and trolls, losers, and haters and trolls get it into your heads that his mother is to blame for everything that ever went wrong in his life? If not his mother, then Kathy, the evil Patty, who helped rape Kathy. Then there was Kelly quadruple G's and the various other hook, I mean providers, who at various times felt sorry for Senda, until they realised he is a serial stalker, bully, and grifter and then get restraining orders on him.

Not that its any of anyone else's business! If he wants to tell anyone and everyone about the disgusting and putrid details of his terrible existence he calls life that's up to him okay? Just don't quote it back to him because its none of your goddam business.

i realize that none of this is any of my goddamn business and that if i know what is good for me, i should STFU, but I really want to hear about the time DPS kicked Senda's ass down the staircase and into the pool, where Falkie was FORCED to use DD as a floatation device becasue Falkie's evil mother wouldn't spring for swimming lessons.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Haha!

Hey, Just checked out Jason Callan's newest video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URWzoaHDCmg

I invited he and his Legion to Bellgab and to call into EODR's show on Saturday night. I would encourage you all to leave the same request in the comment section of this video.  I think Jason could give Falkie some good advice on putting together a thoughtful and entertaining video, and maybe...visa versay?  Heh heh...

MV said he would change the name of this thread for Callan.

[3OctaveFart]

Same here.  I often wonder what I could have done with the money I sent to Falkie.  Help a methie get off meth and get his/her teeth fixed,  help a local booze hound get off the booze, help a whore get off strange penis, find a different line of work.   There are many many ideas, as giving it to any cause at all would have been a better use of the funds.  One idea I had was to take the money and shred it, then have a bonfire party for all the insects in my neighborhood.  I think they would have appreciated it more.   

My mama raised me to see the good in people.

Who f-n cares. I can find $30 bucks in quarters in a beer stein in my man cave. I hope Falkie enjoys his cheap Hallowe'en platters while his teeth rot.

[whoozit]

Same here.  I often wonder what I could have done with the money I sent to Falkie.

I doubt you will even be darned in heck for that.  It's always nice to give someone the benefit of the doubt.  Just don't keep touching the stove when it is glowing red or my indifference will be rescinded.

[Corona Kitty]

Haha!

Hey, Just checked out Jason Callan's newest video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URWzoaHDCmg

I invited he and his Legion to Bellgab and to call into EODR's show on Saturday night. I would encourage you all to leave the same request in the comment section of this video.  I think Jason could give Falkie some good advice on putting together a thoughtful and entertaining video, and maybe...visa versay?  Heh heh...

Oh shit... just remember those numbers are

760 332-8947 & 760 332-8724

[Rally Squirrel]

There's at least two others, possibly three, besides you, me, and Noam.  One of them still posts here occasionally.

Related story: Senda got himself a Google blog and was just beside himself with pride about it.  He kept posting on the chick forums that he had launched it and asked people to go take a look and "tell me what you think."

What he wanted, of course, was women to praise him and tell him what a stud he was for making, you know, a fuckin blog.  If anyone did go look at it, they didn't tell him, and he was getting quite cross about it.  So I took a look, and as you would expect it was all the worst of Falkie diarrhea mouth, bloviating fat retard without the steady hand of a moderator to check his worst impulses.   

But it also had his real, full name and other personal information, and it took about 30 seconds to find the address of his shithole apartment and reams of embarrassing crap he had posted on the Web as "George Senda."

So I shot him a PM and repeated his real name, and told him what I found, and suggested that perhaps he should be a wee bit more discreet.  I found out much later that he PMed at least one chick; told her that someone was stalking him and knew his real name and that he was having panic attacks and needed "help" in order to "function."  I think you can read between the lines on that one.

One time he posted right after a cat was hit by a car. He posted in Kelly's forum that he wanted people to call him and comfort him and he posted his phone number.

A while later someone posted his phone number in House Of Pain and he contacted me to remove it. I told him that he had posted it in the past so it was no longer private so I would not remove it.

He told me I was a liar, that he never posted it, he would never post it and if he did post it then it was just because he was so distraught and it doesn't count.

He finally got Red or Happy Jack to pull it.

[nooryisawesome]

The most damning audio in the entire lineup of FalkieLEAKS launches tomorrow in celebration of the appearance on EOD.

You should call into gabcast or EODR.

[MV/Liberace!]

The "suicide and threats" night in the chat room briefly earned him the nickname "Stalkie."

I emailed the two pertinent FalkieLeaks audio files about Kelly to her.  She tried to register here once to come in and set the story straight, but apparently "KellyDD" was blocked as a user name.  Or so I was told.

the name isn't blocked, so not sure what problem she encountered.  when was it?

[Rally Squirrel]

At the end of this video we hear 3 words that Falkie has never spoken.

Jason got his camera too close and the heat fogged his lense so he put it in a blooper reel and states "That's my fault."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEoJkNAeZ0

[Happier Times are Coming]

MAYO demands time on EODR with FALKIE discussing his personal favorites....I am betting on the institutional sized BIG JAR NUMBER 6. !!!!!!
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[whoozit]

At the end of this video we hear 3 words that Falkie has never spoken.

Jason got his camera too close and the heat fogged his lense so he put it in a blooper reel and states "That's my fault."

I would send him $20 if he uttered those magic syllables.  I strongly suspect my money is safe.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Perhaps a topic of interest would be the time at University FALKIE was classified as an
id·i·ot sa·vant
noun
a person who is considered to be mentally handicapped but displays brilliance in a specific area, especially one involving memory and knowledge of the paranormal.
a person who has met so many famous people throughout their life, and they all consider him an idiot.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Who will "OWN" the rights to the EODR FALKIE interview
$$$$$$$$
could be sold as a bonus when the FALKIE LEAKS are sold on late night TV by Time Life OR on the
Home Shopping Network OR as a Promo for Public Radio "donations" (get it?)
$$$$$$$$
Yea, I smell a MONEY MAKER !!!!

[WOTR]

guilty as charged.

Really?  I didn't see that one coming.

[onan]

Really?  I didn't see that one coming.

Initially, I defended falkie's posts and presence here, even though I disagreed with him. It wasn't until he started asking for money from other posters that I started to have an issue. Then, once he went into "nothing was ever his fault" I changed my mind. I got into a couple of rows with Bart ell over it.

[WOTR]

Initially, I defended falkie's posts and presence here, even though I disagreed with him. It wasn't until he started asking for money from other posters that I started to have an issue. Then, once he went into "nothing was ever his fault" I changed my mind. I got into a couple of rows with Bart ell over it.

Thinking back, that seems pretty accurate.  I wonder if he will find a new "home" somewhere.

[3OctaveFart]

Onan, as I recall it, you said Senda was borderline personality. I defer to your expertise in mental health, given your vocational background you have spoken of.

This place always struck me as a 64-crayon box of autism (in a good way). Borderline personality seems more severe.

[onan]

Onan, as I recall it, you said Senda was borderline personality. I defer to your expertise in mental health, given your vocational background you have spoken of.

This place always struck me as a 64-crayon box of autism (in a good way). Borderline personality seems more severe.

I wish we were talking face to face here. It is much too cumbersome to explain most mental illnesses in a forum. Autism is especially difficult. Add to that many of not all mental illness in some manner dovetail into others. Generally speaking mental illness is a disease, but not one that can be mapped as easily as even something as pernicious as cancer.

Simply put Falkie doesn't display any type of psychosis, he may well have some delusional beliefs but none that make him unable to in basic ways operate normally in any day to day situation.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I wish we were talking face to face here. It is much too cumbersome to explain most mental illnesses in a forum. Autism is especially difficult. Add to that many of not all mental illness in some manner dovetail into others. Generally speaking mental illness is a disease, but not one that can be mapped as easily as even something as pernicious as cancer.

Simply put Falkie doesn't display any type of psychosis, he may well have some delusional beliefs but none that make him unable to in basic ways operate normally in any day to day situation.

I have observed that psychoanalysis is somewhat akin to statistics.  Ask an expert in either field what seems to be a perfectly straightforward question, and you get the unsatisfying (and accurate) response that "it all depends."

I was impressed that you cut across it and got to the underlying, and implied issue, which is: Does Senda have the capacity to behave differently than he does?

I've long thought (seated smugly in my armchair)  that Senda suffers from some form of narcissitic personality disorder.  Forgetting Senda for a moment, do you think people with that affliction have control over their actions?  Asking for an estranged relative.