The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[PB the Deplorable]

George - some private citizens don't want to be filmed and put on fucking YouTube so you can earn a few cents. Try to see something for once through someone else's eyes.

It astounds me he doesn't understand that

[nooryisawesome]

George senda I have been letting Mr noory about your leaks. Plus I have been emailing them to his private email too

Gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com

[damon]

Gnprivate@coasttocoastam.com

I hope all bellgabbers email noory about falkie

[weareharbinger]

You escaped us before, Senda. Not again.

[Spy]

A Halloween Story

Senda and the Circle of Trust decided to go trick or treating.  They walked up and down the streets of Martinez ringing doorbells for hours. Each one carried a 39-gallon Hefty Lawn and Leaf bag to maximize their haul.  Everything was going well for our fearless foursome until they wandered into a particularly dark part of town on the outskirts of Martinez that was devoid of street lights.

"I'm scared.  I can't see a thing," cried one of the Trusters. 

"Don't worry," said another.  "The Master can use his third eye to see in the dark."

"Master, please use your third eye and get us out of this dark and scary part of town before the zombies find us and eat our brains."

"Don't be a bunch of babies," bellowed Senda.  "You know I don't like to use my third eye due to it's embarrassing location."

"This is no time to be modest, Master," said an obviously terrified Truster.  It's pitch black out here.  Something horrible could be lurking out here.  Maybe a whole bunch of them.  They could rip us to pieces with their razor-sharp claws and fangs and eat our candy."

"That's right," screamed a third Truster.  "Drop those size 64 shorts, whip out your third eye and get us out of here."

"Well, it is pretty dark," said Senda.  "I'll do it on one condition.  You must never reveal the secret location of my third eye."

"We won't tell anyone it's on the end of your schwanzstucker," cried a terrified Truster.

"How many times have I told you to stop calling my schniedel a schwanzstucker," screamed Senda.  "The proper term for it is  schniedelwutz or even zauberstab würstel.  Many of my German ancestors referred to it as a männlichkeit, inäugiger hosenaal or würmchen schniepel."

"Fine!" screamed a Truster.  Just take it out and get us out of this hideous part of town."

Senda dropped his size 64 shorts and pulled out his langer lulatsch.  It worked.  It illuminated the path in front of them.  Unfortunately for the Circle of Trust, a group of teenage girls walked by and Senda's wertvollstes stück started twitching wildly.  Senda and the Circle of Trust walked over a cliff and were never heard from again.

 

[3OctaveFart]

It astounds me he doesn't understand that

This guy still thinks people are going to take time off from jobs, raising kids, taking care of an elderly parent - to go over and "help me clean".

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It astounds me he doesn't understand that

Bubba Paris objected to being filmed and Fatass simply ignored him, telling Paris that he was "promoting him."

Senda should be arrested and put in jail.

[nooryisawesome]

Senda should go trick or treating. I would watch that video. Senda loves to ask people for stuff and loves unhealthy food. Make it happen circle of trust.

[bateman]

Senda should go trick or treating. I would watch that video. Senda loves to ask people for stuff and loves unhealthy food. Make it happen circle of trust.

+1000000000

[PB the Deplorable]

Hahahaha
In this video FALKIE
... 2. Has TWO crushed discs NOT previously claimed THREE !...

One healed itself, ok?

[PB the Deplorable]

Hahahaha
In this video FALKIE
... 3. Points out his bad tooth in need of pulling and responsible for ALL his health maladies on the LEFT side NOT previously pointed out RIGHT side !...

This is NOT contradictory. 

Falkie has as many bad teeth, on however many sides, causing as many maladies as it takes, to get something free

[Open Lines Gerry]

Jason told me that he and Kathy used this durring "sexy time".

I would not let him elaborate on it.

George's reply:
What's that you say ?

No, Commode Callan and his plunger Legion DON'T get paid to be on a nationwide radio show once a month nor does he get asked to be on podcasts, does he ?

[damon]

George's reply:
What's that you say ?

No, Commode Callan and his plunger Legion DON'T get paid to be on a nationwide radio show once a month nor does he get asked to be on podcasts, does he ?

Are you mad that Jason Callan is batter then your master. I guess that you just love to be george's bitch

[Open Lines Gerry]

Are you mad that Jason Callan is batter then your master. I guess that you just love to be george's bitch

I had a very frank discussion with George after I joined Callan's Legion myself several weeks back.  I don't need to post the details here, but he was none too pleased.  However, the Circle of Trust (plus Justin) ALWAYS works out its differences (which are very few and far between) with The Master.  He knows that Ol' Gerry serves him faithfully, and that I will never "bend the knee" to Callan.  I will never call Callan "master."

[Rally Squirrel]

George's reply:
What's that you say ?

No, Commode Callan and his plunger Legion DON'T get paid to be on a nationwide radio show once a month nor does he get asked to be on podcasts, does he ?

Have you ever known George to reply to what was said?

I ask because in 15 years I have never seen him do it.

[damon]

I had a very frank discussion with George after I joined Callan's Legion myself several weeks back.  I don't need to post the details here, but he was none too pleased.  However, the Circle of Trust (plus Justin) ALWAYS works out its differences (which are very few and far between) with The Master.  He knows that Ol' Gerry serves him faithfully, and that I will never "bend the knee" to Callan.  I will never call Callan "master."

The only person who should be called "Master " is Jesus and falkie is no Jesus or a God

[Open Lines Gerry]

The only person who should be called "Master " is Jesus and falkie is no Jesus or a God

George has had his third eye opened, and his powers and abilities have been proven beyond all doubt.  He has shown himself to be a part of the Ascension, and has hence earned whatever title one chooses to bestow upon him.  I choose to refer to him as The Master.

FRIENDSHIP.

[damon]

George has had his third eye opened, and his powers and abilities have been proven beyond all doubt.  He has shown himself to be a part of the Ascension, and has hence earned whatever title one chooses to bestow upon him.  I choose to refer to him as The Master.

FRIENDSHIP.

Falkie is just a man.

[damon]

Of course if you have anal sex in jail, I guess that there are a lot of masters.  But of course the term master is also racist too. So Gerry are you george's slave then.

[WOTR]

George's reply:
What's that you say ?

No, Commode Callan and his plunger Legion DON'T get paid to be on a nationwide radio show once a month nor does he get asked to be on podcasts, does he ?

Oddly enough, I can name one other person who is now demanding a guest appearance fee in the thousands of pesos range to appear on podcasts who may find his invitations drying up very quickly...

George has had his third eye opened, and his powers and abilities have been proven beyond all doubt.  He has shown himself to be a part of the Ascension, and has hence earned whatever title one chooses to bestow upon him.  I choose to refer to him as The Master.

FRIENDSHIP.

I can think of several titles to bestow upon him.  But I think I will wait until DPS posts his list before making my final selection... 

fundship.

[Rally Squirrel]

This latest video of Callan's knocks it out of the park.

First we see why he is the true master. He scored a bag of pork rinds marked $1.00 for $.99, the man is a bargain hunting machine.

Next he tries a homemade pepperoni. Homemade I tell you.

And finally at 1:45 he has a special message for Kathy. Ahh budding love, it can be so sweet and kind of weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvThVESKMUA

[Yorkshire pud]

It astounds me he doesn't understand that

One day he'll call the wrong person (going about their business, and not wanting to be videoed) a jerk, and end up with his snaggle tooth shining on the floor as he scrabbles around trying to find his smashed glasses. Senda is a sociopathic twat with no regard whatsoever for anyone else. Oh, he's still a cunt.

[WOTR]

...Oh, he's still a cunt.

That is one title that you may wish to bestow upon OLG's master... But it seems a little bland given some of the other selections available to choose from. 

[akwilly]

This latest video of Callan's knocks it out of the park.

First we see why he is the true master. He scored a bag of pork rinds marked $1.00 for $.99, the man is a bargain hunting machine.

Next he tries a homemade pepperoni. Homemade I tell you.

And finally at 1:45 he has a special message for Kathy. Ahh budding love, it can be so sweet and kind of weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvThVESKMUA

What the Fuck was that dude doing at the end of this shit video?

[Yorkshire pud]

That is one title that you may wish to bestow upon OLG's master... But it seems a little bland given some of the other selections available to choose from. 

There are many suitable adjectves that can be used to describe Senda, but they can all be encapsulated by him being a cunt; in the most derogatory sense.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, riveting video as usual. Hey man good job buying Safeway brand bagels rather then the name brand stuff. You did good with the bean and cheese generic burritos but then you had to go off and purchase a fancy El Monterey burrito. Falkie it's not worth the extra money! Also Falkie Welches brand grape juice is very expensive!!! You should have bought a generic frozen concentrate rather then the fancy pants stuff!! Falkie, do I even need to mention the Russell Stover candy!!!! Anyway that was some great advice you through out for SnapT at the end.
https://youtu.be/IQq3kG_PDvY

[Rally Squirrel]

Hey Falkie, riveting video as usual. Hey man good job buying Safeway brand bagels rather then the name brand stuff. You did good with the bean and cheese generic burritos but then you had to go off and purchase a fancy El Monterey burrito. Falkie it's not worth the extra money! Also Falkie Welches brand grape juice is very expensive!!! You should have bought a generic frozen concentrate rather then the fancy pants stuff!! Falkie, do I even need to mention the Russell Stover candy!!!! Anyway that was some great advice you through out for SnapT at the end.
https://youtu.be/IQq3kG_PDvY

Hey Falkie, at 7:53 that was a great arm waggle.

[effluenza]

Y'all missed this nugget of gold.

Falkie really did go and stroke out.

[JENX]

Jason told me that he and Kathy used this durring "sexy time".

I would not let him elaborate on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAm0LlMpiBs

Kathy did such a great job of convincing Falkie that Patty kidnapped her. (so she wasn't able to get hold of him for days.) remember that?
That, "Patty held her hostage". (George was easily taken in by that..)!

I wonder what she could possibly be telling Falkie about this current situation with the Hello Kitty Bat Signal and other subliminal messages to her.
I wonder if Callen and Kathy both look up at the stars at midnight just to know both her and Callen are looking at them together?
i wonder if she has to go much further than just telling George there's nothing going on..
he seems to rely on the simple things she tells him.
He believes it all.

I look forward to seeing more of this budding relationship.

[Rally Squirrel]

Kathy did such a great job of convincing Falkie that Patty kidnapped her. (so she wasn't able to get hold of him for days.) remember that?
That, "Patty held her hostage". (George was easily taken in by that..)!

I wonder what she could possibly be telling Falkie about this current situation with the Hello Kitty Bat Signal and other subliminal messages to her.
I wonder if Callen and Kathy both look up at the stars at midnight just to know both her and Callen are looking at them together?
i wonder if she has to go much further than just telling George there's nothing going on..
he seems to rely on the simple things she tells him.
He believes it all.

I look forward to seeing more of this budding relationship.

He again sends out hidden messages in this video. I admit that deciphering them would be hard for me but Jason told me exaclty what he was doing.

First he talks about colossal cupcakes. It is not deep, he is talking about her boobs.
Next he takes them it home so he can enjoy it slowly and he makes sure to take the cherry. OK the symbolism is off, he means his cherry because we know she sold hers to her uncle years ago.

After the coitus desert is consumed he mocks Falkie by shooting a silent location like he does.

And to finish it of he does his Bambi routine that makes her crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QV3kvUrwak

By the way, I know that Kathy joined The Legion long before the Chicken Sandwich video fiasco and she leaked it to let Falkie down gently.