The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[jazmunda]

The Master is not finished with you yet, and also has words for BellGab's RED:

I'm roasting internally and externally.
NO ONE from Bellgab can insult or disrespect my friends and get away with it.
Only I can and then it's 99% teasing except when someone gets my dander up or activates my sense of justice over unjust actions.

Giggles.

On and off air.

What bullshit.

And I didn't ask Jazmunda for any fucking money and since when is HE in the circle ?
And WHY is he privy to our discussions ?  [Ol' Gerry edit:  Jazmunda was accidentally cc'd on my communication to George.  I have since confessed to the error.]

Jaz has never sent me a dime as far as I can recall, though with not being able to access BZg inbox, who knows.

If you stand in the pentagram of evil and hop out, you're still tainted.
Thus it is with Jazmunda.
Forever.

One more thing.
In my best Peter Falkian voice.

Mudking STARTED the Falkie Musings thread.
May he eternally burn in hell for it.
Another GIGANTIC reason to NEVER go on the Giggly Aussie hour.

I got a peak behind the curtain. Your secrets are safe with me.

Also thank the Master for finally coming up with an appropriate name for thejazcast.

[Yorkshire pud]

If you stand in the pentagram of evil

Oh I see, he's playing the geometry card now! Damn him!

I'll see his pentagram and raise him my dodecahedron. I can speak Greek as good as he can!

[GravitySucks]

I got a peak behind the curtain. Your secrets are safe with me.

Also thank the Master for finally coming up with an appropriate name for thejazcast.

Don't forget the royalty payments for use of The Giggly Aussie (TM) name. I own it. Want to buy the domain?

[Yorkshire pud]

I got a peak behind the curtain. Your secrets are safe with me.

Also thank the Master for finally coming up with an appropriate name for thejazcast.

Has a better ring to it than Convict cabal, or Convict canard.

[jazmunda]

Mudking STARTED the Falkie Musings thread.
May he eternally burn in hell for it.

BellGab's themudking aka RED is the smiling assassin.

[Yorkshire pud]

BellGab's themudking aka RED is the smiling assassin.

Then show your loyalty to the fat bastard and renounce your love for Mudking. Do it!

[jazmunda]

Then show your loyalty to the fat bastard and renounce your love for Mudking. Do it!

Gerry would this act prove my devotion to The Master (TM)?

I have denounced bateman. Would slaying the creator of this vile thread help my cause?

[WOTR]

Don't forget the royalty payments for use of The Giggly Aussie (TM) name. I own it. Want to buy the domain?

I just checked- and almost registered it.  But I already have a good one that better describes me... 

[jazmunda]

I just checked- and almost registered it.  But I already have a good one that better describes me...

Please do not register this domain as you will not be able to hold me to ransom over it and would just be punishing an Australian who is funny or who suffers from Gelastic seizures.

[WOTR]

Please do not register this domain as you will not be able to hold me to ransom over it and would just be punishing an Australian who is funny or who suffers from Gelastic seizures.

I just remembered transistor under my pillow (TM) registering MITD for Art.  I thought that was what we all did for great talent- register sites and turn them over.

And then I remembered how that little venture, MITD turned out and decided you can register your own damn domain (and pay for your own times square billboard.) 


***Too soon?

[Northern Nights]

Can all themudking's horses
And all themudking's men
Ever put Falkie together again?

The little people of Bellgab are cheering them on.

FRIENDSHIP

[Yorkshire pud]

Please do not register this domain as you will not be able to hold me to ransom over it and would just be punishing an Australian who is funny or who suffers from Gelastic seizures.

...and that would be a bad thing? Really?

[jazmunda]

I just remembered transistor under my pillow (TM) registering MITD for Art.  I thought that was what we all did for great talent- register sites and turn them over.

And then I remembered how that little venture, MITD turned out and decided you can register your own damn domain (and pay for your own times square billboard.) 


***Too soon?

Yes.

[macavay]

Deal me in.. What is going on?

[Yorkshire pud]

Deal me in.. What is going on?

Honestly; you didn't start at page one did you?

[macavay]

Honestly; you didn't start at page one did you?

No.. I only read like 5 pages

[Yorkshire pud]

No.. I only read like 5 pages

Ahhh, not enough, not nearly enough..

[macavay]

Ahhh, not enough, not nearly enough..

Is there a audio book version of the thread?

[Yorkshire pud]

Is there a audio book version of the thread?

It has been suggested, but firstly no-one was prepared to read it without complete anonymity (not even a pseudonym), and secondly the health issues for narrator and listener were deeply concerning to the World Health Organisation. 

[jazmunda]

I vote for it to be read by Sredni but an ESL version could be just as entertaining.

[Yorkshire pud]

I vote for it to be read by Sredni but an ESL version could be just as entertaining.

He won't do it because he's a southern jessie and won't stomach it. Hardened criminals on death row wouldn't stomach it.

[akwilly]

Don't know why but I think brig should do the audio version

[GravitySucks]

It has been suggested, but firstly no-one was prepared to read it without complete anonymity (not even a pseudonym), and secondly the health issues for narrator and listener were deeply concerning to the World Health Organisation.

The Canadian that proved a gold puck could be smuggled out of the Canadian mint by hiding it in one's arse could probably be talked in to it.

*Not the guy that stole it, the guy that they talked into doing it again to prove it could be done.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/21/world/mint-employee-may-have-smuggled-gold-rectum-trnd/

[macavay]

The Canadian that proved a gold puck could be smuggled out of the Canadian mint by hiding it in one's arse could probably be talked in to it.

*Not the guy that stole it, the guy that they talked into doing it again to prove it could be done.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/21/world/mint-employee-may-have-smuggled-gold-rectum-trnd/

Golden butt nuggets

[Yorkshire pud]

Golden butt nuggets

Goatsie moment?

[macavay]

Here is a photograph of that very Underpaided employee

[MV/Liberace!]

Ol' Gerry is there any way you can get your client to consider accepting my and BellGab's RED formerly known as themudking's request to appear on an future special edition of The Bell Philes, a podcast about Art Bell, the topics, the guests, the fans. We've interviewed at least one former guest of Art as well as George's current favourite Coast to Coast AM host, George Noory. We have also interviewed BellGab's own Art Bell himself.

Being a former fan of Arts, George is uniquely qualified to be a guest on our program and couple that with George's extensive library of paranormal and paranormal related reading material, his appearance is a home run and a slam dunk and a touchdown.

If you have any sway over George, or The Master, if he prefers, then could you please find out what one must do in order to regain his trust. I understand that members of the Circle (plus Justin) have transgressed in the past and have been welcomed back with open arms. Will praise, love, adoration, money get me back or do I need to just serve my penance for a while until more water has passed under the bridge.

I eagerly and nervously await your reply.

FRIENDSHIP (hopefully).

I'll be sure to call in.

[damon]

I'll be sure to call in.

Me too. Falkie hates me a lot.

[macavay]

Me too. Falkie hates me a lot.

[damon]

I have been emailing noory clips that have been posted here to his private email address.