The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

falkie is disgusting human being. he sucks more than Noory. He is not cool dude.

Not really news though is it? It is a filthy old man, and if he leared at any female relative of mine he'd find it regretable.

[weareharbinger]

This hurts you.

[effluenza]

This hurts you.

Most surely Falkie knows who he had these conversations with. He must know who is leaking this stuff.

[Yorkshire pud]

This hurts you.

He could be wrong? Surely not! But at least he admits to assaulting Kathy.

[Rally Squirrel]

Wow. Now Jason is wearing a mask like Sends f=did and is mocking him.

OK, that is a lie, this video was last year an in fact Falkie copied Jason in his Halloween unboxing video by donning a similar mask.

[SredniVashtar]

I am not prepared to throw George "under the bus,"

I don't think he'd fit. You'd probably need a monster truck to cram him underneath. Despite the logistical difficulties, I still think it's worth a try.

[Lilith]

https://youtu.be/kjJAKaDvuUs

George's third-eye has apparently been blinded by his misguided rage.  Ol' Gerry remains a loyal supporter and friend to the Master.  Our relationship is being purified in the Crucible right now, but this too shall pass.

FRIENDSHIP.

"SewerGab" I LIKE it!

[area51drone]

I have said it before and I will say it again.  Other than the recordings that George knowingly made with me for the catbox, I never recorded the man.   Look, I will fully admit to releasing private information into the public domain when George and I were at war.  It was wrong and I shouldn't have done it.  But I never released recordings, and he is well aware of the out-takes that he told me NOT to release and I never did.   A while back I had a hard drive crash as some of you may remember, and I lost them all anyway.   

I have barely spoken to the man in the last six months.   We had two brief conversations this last week, and that was it.    He knows this is not me.   This must be coming from the hackers.  I have heard rumblings of who that may be.   God help those who are about to fall under George's wrath.

[Spy]

I, for one, would call in for sure.  I'd prefer to clear the air with George privately, but would be more than happy to explain my side of this spat if it comes down to it.  I am not prepared to throw George "under the bus," though, so don't get your hopes up too high on what would or would not become public knowledge at that time.

I won't divulge the latest accusations leveled against me, but a BellGabber (who I won't name at this time) has inserted himself into the dialogue, and has capitalized on this opportunity to drive the wedge deeper where none should have existed in the first place.  George has chosen to believe this PROVEN and self-admitted troll over one of his most loyal friends and supporters.  Ol' Gerry is powerless to control who the Master will listen to, but it's a damn shame.  That troll can go and burn in the Fifth Ring, science damn him!

To say that you're peculiar would be an understatement of epic proportions.

[Yorkshire pud]

I have said it before and I will say it again.  Other than the recordings that George knowingly made with me for the catbox, I never recorded the man.   Look, I will fully admit to releasing private information into the public domain when George and I were at war.  It was wrong and I shouldn't have done it.  But I never released recordings, and he is well aware of the out-takes that he told me NOT to release and I never did.   A while back I had a hard drive crash as some of you may remember, and I lost them all anyway.   

I have barely spoken to the man in the last six months.   We had two brief conversations this last week, and that was it.    He knows this is not me.   This must be coming from the hackers.  I have heard rumblings of who that may be.   God help those who are about to fall under George's wrath.

Hey, Gerry, I mean Six Week Te...I mean A51 twat, worry not. Senda's wrath is akin to being mauled by a lamb. You'll be fine. But you're still a twat.

[Mizak]

https://youtu.be/kjJAKaDvuUs

George's third-eye has apparently been blinded by his misguided rage.  Ol' Gerry remains a loyal supporter and friend to the Master.  Our relationship is being purified in the Crucible right now, but this too shall pass.

FRIENDSHIP.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think Kathy can be successfully retrieved, for the price of a few (ok, four) slices of Blondie's Pizza (ok, six slices but that should do it, they're pretty big).

Is there not some Falkie-thread reader out there willing to pay for a limo to pick them up and whisk them off to Berkeley for a romantic pizza feed?  And maybe an hour or so at one of those private hot tub spas?  For his part Falkie would of course pay any tips, and be on his best honor to do so.

Kathy would be swept off her feet all over again, and a loving couple who truly deserve each other would be back together.  Videos as proof would be part of the deal, of course.


''In order to disprove the assertion that all crows are black, one Gabrielle White Crow is sufficient.'' - William James

[Spy]

BREAKING NEWS - OPEN LINES GERRY JOINS JASON CALLAN'S LEGION

Your life seems to revolve around tormenting eccentric senior citizens.  How sad.

[dipp]

Your life seems to revolve around tormenting eccentric senior citizens.  How sad.

Apparently, so does Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You cannot resist.

What a disgusting pig. Is he a pedophile now, lusting after someone's 14 year old daughter?

[Dateline]

Maybe a romantic roll in the mud is in order for both Falkie and Sweet Kathy.  It is good for the complexion, too, and highly recommended as a spa technique.

[Yorkshire pud]

What a disgusting pig. Is he a pedophile now, lusting after someone's 14 year old daughter?

Yep. I hope more let that sink in for a minute. We have a 64 year old male (Man is an insult to men) who admits to having salacious thoughts about a pubescent girl. Young enough to be its great granddaughter. Who now can possibly find any redeeming traits in the pile of putrid shit, other than the perverts who nurture its fantasies. Yes Gerry/SWT/A51 D, I refer to you. You're culpable, and if there was any justice, you and Senda would be arrested and thrown in a jail where they take exception to perverts who prey on children..


Senda is a Trump supporter. I wonder what Trump would say about an elderly male having fantasies about girls not their daughter? May not approve...

[whoozit]

Yep. I hope more let that sink in for a minute. We have a 64 year old male (Man is an insult to men) who admits to having salacious thoughts about a pubescent girl. Young enough to be its great granddaughter.

I have three daughters aged 17-21.  I find it difficult to admire women (discretely, not ogling) that are not obviously at least in their thirties. What a revolting piece of excrement Senda is.

[Spy]

So, if the audio file we heard is genuine, a certain 64 year-old male's "dick started twitching" when "three little teenage girls" waked into Starbucks. 

If true, he's one of the following:

Pedophile - refers to the sexual preference for prepubescent children.

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

Ephebophilia is the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Yep. I hope more let that sink in for a minute. We have a 64 year old male (Man is an insult to men) who admits to having salacious thoughts about a pubescent girl. Young enough to be its great granddaughter. Who now can possibly find any redeeming traits in the pile of putrid shit, other than the perverts who nurture its fantasies. Yes Gerry/SWT/A51 D, I refer to you. You're culpable, and if there was any justice, you and Senda would be arrested and thrown in a jail where they take exception to perverts who prey on children..

Yorkshire pud, despite your obvious loathing for me, I still like and respect you for some reason.  That being said, I think the statements highlighted above are going a bit too far, and I take great exception to them.  I have never, and would never, advocate or engage in child abuse.  Anyone who would do so is deplorable and despicable.

If you want to disparage me, that's fine, but this is going a bit far in my opinion.  Let's maintain some civility in this thread.  I'd appreciate it if you'd tone it down on the "prey[ing] on children" language.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I have three daughters aged 17-21.  I find it difficult to admire women (discretely, not ogling) that are not obviously at least in their thirties. What a revolting piece of excrement Senda is.

Because you are a well adjusted man. Callan better hide his niece from Senda.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'd appreciate it if you'd tone it down on the "prey[ing] on children" language.

Agreed. As far as we know, Senda is the only male on this thread who's dead member "twitches" when he sees an adolescent girl young enough to be his granddaughter.

[GravitySucks]

Yorkshire pud, despite your obvious loathing for me, I still like and respect you for some reason.  That being said, I think the statements highlighted above are going a bit too far, and I take great exception to them.  I have never, and would never, advocate or engage in child abuse.  Anyone who would do so is deplorable and despicable.

If you want to disparage me, that's fine, but this is going a bit far in my opinion.  Let's maintain some civility in this thread.  I'd appreciate it if you'd tone it down on the "prey[ing] on children" language.

Pedophiles never consider it child abuse. Just saying.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yorkshire pud, despite your obvious loathing for me, I still like and respect you for some reason.  That being said, I think the statements highlighted above are going a bit too far, and I take great exception to them.  I have never, and would never, advocate or engage in child abuse.  Anyone who would do so is deplorable and despicable.

If you want to disparage me, that's fine, but this is going a bit far in my opinion.  Let's maintain some civility in this thread.  I'd appreciate it if you'd tone it down on the "prey[ing] on children" language.

You deny then your attempt to pimp your daughter to Senda? Mind you, she was a bit old for him wasn't she? Your culpability rests on you encouraging the filth to ever more deluded and idiotic ventures, so he drops his albeit hardly apparent reticence to incriminate himself as he has now. If you had any moral fibre, you'd report him for his long list of criminal activity. Ir do you you still live under the delusion of respecting the pig?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

So, if the audio file we heard is genuine, a certain 64 year-old male's "dick started twitching" when "three little teenage girls" waked into Starbucks. 

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally, this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

A hebephile sounds like someone who's obsessively attracted to adolescent Jewish American Princesses.

[Inglorious Bitch]

A hebephile sounds like someone who's obsessively attracted to adolescent Jewish American Princesses.

Someone called me a JAP once. I wasn't sure if I should be flattered or insulted. I am so far away from being a fake nail, puffy haired princess. But I was wearing a short skirt with knee high boots that day, so maybe it was a compliment on my sartorial preferences. 

[Spy]

I have never, and would never, advocate or engage in child abuse.  Anyone who would do so is deplorable and despicable.

What do you think of a 64 year-old man who said His "dick twitched" at the sight of three "little teenage girls" in Starbucks?  Is he still your revered master?

[Open Lines Gerry]

You deny then your attempt to pimp your daughter to Senda? Mind you, she was a bit old for him wasn't she? Your culpability rests on you encouraging the filth to ever more deluded and idiotic ventures, so he drops his albeit hardly apparent reticence to incriminate himself as he has now. If you had any moral fibre, you'd report him for his long list of criminal activity. Ir do you you still live under the delusion of respecting the pig?

I wouldn't use the word "pimp," and George did concede that she was not his type, but it had nothing to do with her age.  I'm looking for the original post so I can refresh everyone's memory on the exact wording of what I said at the time.  In the meanwhile, enjoy this gif of Otto's brother eating a pickled egg:



I'm assuming that you're a fellow Depeche Mode fan, Yorkshire pud, since you posted the "Blasphemous Rumors" video the other day.  I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this one given the nature of today's posts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pt7EWFF_T8

[Yorkshire pud]

I wouldn't use the word "pimp," and George did concede that she was not his type, but it had nothing to do with her age. 

I'm sure you wouldn't. In fact I'm certain beyond reasonable doubt you wouldn't. But its what everyone else called it. Now whatever the verb used, that makes you a worthless pile of shit too. Harsh, but I'm sure you'll agree entirely fair.

[Inglorious Bitch]

In the meanwhile, enjoy this gif of Otto's brother eating a pickled egg:

Who's Otto?