The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjX5_Dk6k_Y

Jeeeze.. His 'friend'' area 51? This friend who gave chapter and verse about Senda's time in jail where he was gang raped? I see.

Then the fat fuck really wants money to watch him eat? Well I suppose it's the only thing he's good at, so stick to what you know fat fuck. How about broken glass?

[paladin1991]

I don't get it. I can't get the reference because I've never listened Opie and Anthony so maybe I'm missing the joke.  I will say though I hate the whole 'thanks for your service' thing because it lets people just say that and go to sleep thinking they did something special. If they really wanted to help it should be like they did in the 50's, opening their homes to soldiers, Offering wives and daughters to the Marines, donating their metal goods, donating something.

Where?

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, any chance you will open bellgab gifts on a certain day and show it in one big video? If so what day?

[Roswells, Art]

Where?

LOL

[paladin1991]

Jeeeze.. His 'friend'' area 51? This friend who gave chapter and verse about Senda's time in jail where he was gang raped? I see.

Then the fat fuck really wants money to watch him eat? Well I suppose it's the only thing he's good at, so stick to what you know fat fuck. How about broken glass?

I still think 51 was joking when he dropped that on us.  I laughed my ass off! 



It was a joke.  Right?   

[Rally Squirrel]

Thanks for the tip, but I'm not sure I can fault a man of Falkie's stature for falling to the temptation of the cinnabun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8NI1pcIeYI



Falkie. You just keep giving. How large a donation to witness a cinnabun being abused?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjX5_Dk6k_Y

Falkie, I will donate $20 if you dress as Carl from The Walking Dead and eat 112-ounce can of chocolate pudding in its entirety.

Or do the Taco Bell 12 pack Challenge.

[ONeill]

I don't get it. I can't get the reference because I've never listened Opie and Anthony so maybe I'm missing the joke.  I will say though I hate the whole 'thanks for your service' thing because it lets people just say that and go to sleep thinking they did something special. If they really wanted to help it should be like they did in the 50's, opening their homes to soldiers, donating their metal goods, donating something.

I think you caught my joke though.

Sure i did;)

This was one of the greatest moments in radio history. The clip I posted doesn't do it justice, the whole build-up is not there. Unfortunately the youtube video with the whole interview has been taken down:/

[Roswells, Art]

Sure i did;)

This was one of the greatest moments in radio history. The clip I posted doesn't do it justice, the whole build-up is not there. Unfortunately the youtube video with the whole interview has been taken down:/

It's my mission to get the joke eventually. I have been meaning to torrent old Opie and Anthony.

[ONeill]

Senda why don't you take LC on his offer to pay you for drinking piss and shitting your pants on camera? It's not like you have any dignity.

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Watching this swine feed on some half-frozen shit has left me scarred, I am taking a break.

Have a great Christmas! (just in case)

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/F3X-GtEnjME
This could be Falkie!!!

[Open Lines Gerry]

I still think 51 was joking when he dropped that on us.  I laughed my ass off! 

It was a joke.  Right?

That was no joke.  That was dead serious business, but it's good that George was finally able to get it off his chest, and hopefully he has now put it behind him.

George is a gracious man, and I appreciate that he has been able to forgive Drone in order to re-establish the Big 3 as the dominant force in this thread.

[nooryisawesome]

Thanks for the tip, but I'm not sure I can fault a man of Falkie's stature for falling to the temptation of the cinnabun.





Falkie. You just keep giving. How large a donation to witness a cinnabun being abused?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjX5_Dk6k_Y

4 Fucking hot dogs?  Senda makes 4! at a time to eat.
Wow, that how you weigh 400 pounds, yet Senda complains he needs money to eat. If he was worried about not having enough to eat, try making food last longer. No one needs to eat 4 hot dogs at a time.

[Yorkshire pud]

Watching this swine feed on some half-frozen shit has left me scarred, I am taking a break.

Have a great Christmas! (just in case)

What? You can't, you'll be breach of your contract.

[Defwhale]

and hopefully he has now put it behind him.

So to speak

No one needs to eat 4 hot dogs at a time.

Well, Joey Chestnut, but he's the exception.

[Defwhale]

Watching this swine feed on some half-frozen shit has left me scarred, I am taking a break.

Have a great Christmas! (just in case)

Oh sure, trying to get out of donating to Falkie's Christmas Fund.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey Senda; You're doing all this grifting to which you give no thanks or pleases. And you'll be doing what? Sitting on your obese rear making idiotic YT videos about you mainly and how the world should owe you everything. Oh, interspersed with unbreaking news that is a rehash of what you read and watch elsewhere. Basically, you're an idle fucking shit bag.


This evening I'm going to a Christmas carol concert held in a cathedral where more than a 1000 people will attend. Wow!! That's a lot of people to listen to a choir and solo singers sing carols, and me the atheist eh? True, but tonight every person will be given an envelope that invites (not compulsory) donations that will go to the local Childrens hospice (The reason for the concert). It will be at times difficult to listen to the readings, because they'll be referring to not just the kids, but the parents and older siblings of the children they will outlive. But I'll go Senda, and I fully expect like others to cry silently, counting my blessings, because so far I haven't and hopefully will never have to face that dark place.

You disgust me you fucking shit heap. You have no redeeming features whatsoever, nothing.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hi Falkie,

Just watched your latest and greatest, #keepthelightson

Is it possible to donate funds anonymously?

Please respond to the forum, as I'm sure there are others that are eager to know, but too afraid to ask.

Thanks!
schmeppy

Shmeppy! Long time no see. Good to see you back!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yeah, the page you donated to is gone:
https://www.gofundme.com/q2t9ss

The original one with a famous  prophetic line: "She can no longer work due to injuries she received in a car accident. She and her beloved cat, Betty Boop may be forced to live in her car, though Boop can stay with me." is still up and has raised exactly 0$.

https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/wt78

I think the real question that we should ask ourselves is....if we needed money, would Falkie fund us? We all know the answer to that one.

[Who]

Good morning, Senda.  It's been more than 24 hours since I told you you're a self-centered piece of shit.  You still are.

About a year ago you told us why you're fat.  It went something like this.  "I'm a poor man.  I can't afford to buy healthy, nutritious food."  Here's why you're fat.  No one but an irresponsible I don't give a shit about my health moron would eat four hot dogs.



Hot dogs are one of the unhealthiest foods on the planet.  They're made from the useless leftover  parts of cows, chickens and pigs.  Machinery grinds up these disgusting leftover parts, turns them into mush, pumps the mush full of nitrates, nitrites, salt, preservatives and "flavor enhancers" and squirts out the lethal mess as hot dogs.  And YOU eat four of them at one sitting.

You're a self-induced train-wreck.  One of these days you're going to have a self-induced stroke or a self-induced heart attack.  If you're lucky you'll fall over dead instantly.  More likely you'll end up disabled in a nursing home on the public dole.  You'll lie in bed all day and all night.  Every few hours an underpaid nurse's aid will check on you.  Eventually she'll come in to check on you and find you "unresponsive."  That's nursing home speak for dead.  A mortician will come and, with the help or six or seven others, struggle to stuff your huge carcass into a body bag, then onto a gurney.  You'll be wheeled out to a waiting van, hauled off to a funeral home and, a few days later, buried at the taxpayers expense.

This is your destiny and no one is going to talk you out of it.  Because when anyone tries to give you some much-needed advice, you call that person a hater and other foul names and report him or her to George Noory.

[Yorkshire pud]

Good morning, Senda.  It's been more than 24 hours since I told you you're a self-centered piece of shit.  You still are.

About a year ago you told us why you're fat.  It went something like this.  "I'm a poor man.  I can't afford to buy healthy, nutritious food."  Here's why you're fat.  No one but an irresponsible I don't give a shit about my health moron would eat four hot dogs.



Hot dogs are one of the unhealthiest foods on the planet.  They're made from the useless leftover  parts of cows, chickens and pigs.  Machinery grinds up these disgusting leftover parts, turns them into mush, pumps the mush full of nitrates, nitrites, salt, preservatives and "flavor enhancers" and squirts out the lethal mess as hot dogs.  And YOU eat four of them at one sitting.

You're a self-induced train-wreck.  One of these days you're going to have a self-induced stroke or a self-induced heart attack.  If you're lucky you'll fall over dead instantly.  More likely you'll end up disabled in a nursing home on the public dole.  You'll lie in bed all day and all night.  Every few hours an underpaid nurse's aid will check on you.  Eventually she'll come in to check on you and find you "unresponsive."  That's nursing home speak for dead.  A mortician will come and, with the help or six or seven others, struggle to stuff your huge carcass into a body bag, then onto a gurney.  You'll be wheeled out to a waiting van, hauled off to a funeral home and, a few days later, buried at the taxpayers expense.

This is your destiny and no one is going to talk you out of it.  Because when anyone tries to give you some much-needed advice, you call that person a hater and other foul names and report him or her to George Noory.

Who will also not give a shit and probably be releived he won't need to buy the fat fuck off again to stop him posting 'I hate Noory; Noory is crap' videos.

[SredniVashtar]

Hot dogs are one of the unhealthiest foods on the planet.  They're made from the useless leftover  parts of cows, chickens and pigs.  Machinery grinds up these disgusting leftover parts, turns them into mush, pumps the mush full of nitrates, nitrites, salt, preservatives and "flavor enhancers" and squirts out the lethal mess as hot dogs. 

Mmmm, hot dogs. Such is the spell of advertising on the human mind that I feel like one right now. They could make an ad using that exact quote and you'd still find hordes of tracksuited trailer trash clogging the aisles with their fat arses trying to buy as many as possible.

By the way, Yorkie, when I said I felt like a hot dog, I didn't mean that sort of hot dog. Pull them back up and keep your hands where I can see them, you filthy beast! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Mmmm, hot dogs. Such is the spell of advertising on the human mind that I feel like one right now. They could make an ad using that exact quote and you'd still find hordes of tracksuited trailer trash clogging the aisles with their fat arses trying to buy as many as possible.

By the way, Yorkie, when I said I felt like a hot dog, I didn't mean that sort of hot dog. Pull them back up and keep your hands where I can see them, you filthy beast! 

Well okay; but you have my number, just don't tell RGG, he gets jealous.