The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Grov505th]

Falkie, I got my long underwear shirt (for backpacking) at the North Face Factory Outlet in Berkeley.  For top quality outdoor cold weather clothes at reasonable prices, they are hard to beat around here.  They used to have sales to the public a couple times a year, but I think it's open year round now.  Not sure if they carry everything in stock all the time.

Shit do they have a website...I would kill for some good long johns. Gets cold in the plane this time of year and the PX is out...well maybe the have some in sends size....hey Falkie want some tan long johns from Afghanistan?

[Grov505th]

Yes, spending those 50$ on the cables to connect the screen in the back was a priority and a great investment. Those changing colourful stains we can observe are indeed very informative. On top of that, they add a lot of hilarity to the gifs.

I can get him some Beats by Drew at the bazaar here for 20 bucks.....maybe it will help him out with the volume....

[BellBoy]

...I am not sure whether to make it a story of redemption, or give it a happy ending and have George squashed under a truck while trying to scoop up a TV dinner that had fallen off it by accident.

As much as I'd like to believe in the better nature of mankind, I've read and seen far too many truly abhorrent things within these hundreds upon hundreds of pages, chronicling the nefarious and licentious behaviours of one George Senda. Redemption, sir? I no longer suppose that such a thing exists.

[ADG12311990]

"Come on, Kathy! You can do better than that! God damnit!!! I might as well get Gerry and Drone here to do your job for you, you lazy woman. I need to be ready for my meeting with the great and powerful George Noory!!!! YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO RUIN MY CHANCE AT BEING FAMOUS!!!!"

[Who]

As for my being unwilling to work ... Yes, I have no desire to ever work full time again . . .

I've asked her for a long time to buy me long underwear which she will do today.

Now she wants Kathy to make up her bed every morning and I expect she'll want military corners . . .

Tomorrow Kathy brings me turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes and corned beef and cabbage and another frozen turkey . . .

I don't have the energy I did for sex anymore as I did when we wore out a bed once.

I didn't resent my bosses just the long hours and the effects it had on my life.

Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed.

It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda.  I'm George.  Please don't do it.  Back to my well needed break.

Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.

I will LEAVE Bellgab forever for the sum of $ 5,000 in cash.
No checks, no paypal and all to be paid up front directly to me.

Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.

There are two litter boxes in the bathroom which I have not filmed yet.

I, unlike many in this world, have a conscience.  And a sense of honor.

The animated Senda GIF is archived on The Unofficial, Unauthorized George "Falkie" Senda Fan Site.  Thanks to Little Chris or whoever created it.

[SredniVashtar]

This is the Essence of Senda. His whole being can be summed up in those priceless quotes. The one about the NUDE Kathy has to be my favourite though.

[ziznak]

"one dick... two credit cards"  I love it!

[ADG12311990]

"one dick... two credit cards"  I love it!

That might be what he calls his 'Balls'

[Roswells, Art]

As for Noory silencing his biggest critic, I haven't heard much of late to be critical of, but then I've not been listening much to the shows in their entirety either.

While trying to help Sredni in his latest creative endeavor I came across these posts and although it won't help him it made me wonder. Falkie, if you think George has improved so much so that you now speak in glowing terms about Noory's performance, could you delineate in what ways he has improved?

That turmeric stuff looks weird and if its so good how come $noory's still such a bad broadcaster?

I wish I'd never got a Verizon phone. They suck almost as much as ... ( I love saying it ! ) ... GEORGE NOORY SUCKS.

And here's one I found in a thread that had nothing to do with Noory, nor was anyone talking about him.

And hopefully where in all other timelines, Noory drowned during a tour of the Budweiser factory, thus never taking over Coast.

[Roswells, Art]

Oh, by the way, you think Noory doesn't know all of this ?
He has and does because I have forwarded to him the idiotic and hateful comments made over the years and he just chalks it up to the idiocy of haters who hate for hates sake.

Also feel free to send my previous post to Noory.

[paladin1991]

OK, without giving away too many spoilers, I am doing a rough draft, and I have Marley's ghost cast - actually, two ghosts, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. IB is going to have a role specially written for her, and Sweet Kathy will play herself. I have the Ghost of Christmas Past already cast, and the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, but I am trying to think of the right casting for the Ghost of Christmas present. I re-read the book last night and there are far too many characters to include all of them, but there are enough there to give me a few ideas. I am not sure whether to make it a story of redemption, or give it a happy ending and have George squashed under a truck while trying to scoop up a TV dinner that had fallen off it by accident.

I thought it might be amusing to include a few snaps from the Senda family album. If anybody has some Photoshop skills and doesn't mind annoying the hell out of Senda perhaps they could PM me and we can work out a few funny ones. I am thinking of the seven ages of Senda and I'd like them all captured for posterity.

There are all sorts of Senda memes on this thread that crop up from time to time. If you have any favourite ones that you'd like to include then I'd like you to tell me which ones and I will try and fit them in. There are lots of obvious ones, but there are probably lots that I haven't even thought of and it would be funny to try and include as many of them as we can. I don't know why I hadn't thought of this before because it's a brilliant idea and once you start thinking about the subject then it kind of takes you over. I have already got a few ideas that will drive George mad with fury.

Can I be init Unca Sredni?  Can I? Can I?  Huh?

[Defwhale]

No you don't.  If you had a conscience and a sense of honor you wouldn't have made three trash videos exploiting a tragedy. 



Countless news organizations around the world, including the BBC, CNN, NBC News, CBS News, ABC News and more were offering live coverage.  Are you really so stupid as to think people needed the commentary of some guy in his bedroom to be informed?

Your videos, in your own words, are designed to make you money.  Let me explain something to you.  Putting on a huge mustache and Mad Hatter's hat to rant against George Noory is amusing.  Telling us about a criminal who tries to slide down a chimney to burglarize a house is entertaining.  If you make a few bucks doing that, good for you.  Yesterday you crossed a line.  You exploited a tragedy for the sole purpose of making a few dollars from YouTube.

You have no conscience.  You have no honor.  You're a self-centered piece of shit who will do anything for money.

Falkie started making videos commenting on the news because that's what George Noory told him he'd be doing on George's new TV show, starting with what he told him was the pilot.  Falkie knows the kind of tragedies Noory relishes, and is trying to stay in practice and to please him. 

Of course there is no TV show, and there never was one.  Just a clever, yet cheap, carrot, as part of Noory's plan to keep an annoying idiot at BellGab from making him the subject of wall of text posts and lousy videos read and watched by 10's of people.

Seeing poor deluded Falkie in that light, struggling obnoxiously through these videos, makes all the difference.

[Defwhale]

He should still have the long underwear that a bellgabber bought him last winter, eh?

Due to Patty's carelessness with Falkie's belongings, it's been reduced to nothing, with small pieces having been torn out of it and used in the construction of every rodent and bird nest within several blocks her house.

[Northern Nights]

This is the Essence of Senda. His whole being can be summed up in those priceless quotes. The one about the NUDE Kathy has to be my favourite though.

His odd sentence structure always amuses me.

Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon are NOT morning persons.

"Hello, anybody home? I'm a nude Kathy!".

[3OctaveFart]

LOL.

I, unlike many in this world, have a conscience. And a sense of honor.

Yes, let's not forget this is a man who filmed his girlfriend partially nude and released it in a video.

[Yorkshire pud]

His odd sentence structure always amuses me.

"Hello, anybody home? I'm a nude Kathy!".

Where?

Damn; I was getting all worked up then...

[Inglorious Bitch]

"Hello, anybody home? I'm a nude Kathy!".

Hubba, hubba.

[Inglorious Bitch]

LOL.

Yes, let's not forget this is a man who filmed his girlfriend partially nude and released it in a video.

In all fairness to Falkie, it was only Sweet Kathy's luscious ass cheeks. You need to pay for Falkie's premium video service in order to see any more revealing footage of the recumbent Madonna.

[Inglorious Bitch]

OK, without giving away too many spoilers, I am doing a rough draft, and I have Marley's ghost cast - actually, two ghosts, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. IB is going to have a role specially written for her

Is this a good thing, or.....

[paladin1991]

In all fairness to Falkie, it was only Sweet Kathy's luscious ass cheeks. You need to pay for Falkie's premium video service in order to see any more revealing footage of the recumbent Madonna.

"...luscious ass cheeks?"  Holy shit woman!  That was enough ham to see the Waltons through a particularly harsh winter up on Walton's mountain.

[Inglorious Bitch]

"...luscious ass cheeks?"  Holy shit woman!  That was enough ham to see the Waltons through a particularly harsh winter up on Walton's mountain.

My dear Pally, I see sarcasm is lost on you! 

[Rally Squirrel]

In all fairness to Falkie, it was only Sweet Kathy's luscious ass cheeks. You need to pay for Falkie's premium video service in order to see any more revealing footage of the recumbent Madonna.

How have I not seen this? I want to see her ass, please.

[Inglorious Bitch]

How have I not seen this? I want to see her ass, please.

1. You need to send Senda $9.99 monthly for the premium videos

2. You really want to see Kathy's ass?!

Hopefully someone with a link to the video will post it soon. Everyone needs a little something for fap time, amirite?!

[3OctaveFart]

It was sometime in the summer, around the time of the cleaning inspection crisis.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/ac0ShnxhHiI
Hey Falkie so far you're pick is spot on!!!

[Open Lines Gerry]

1. You need to send Senda $9.99 monthly for the premium videos

2. You really want to see Kathy's ass?!

Hopefully someone with a link to the video will post it soon. Everyone needs a little something for fap time, amirite?!

Keep your eyes on the left side of the video around the 0:57 mark.  You're welcome.

http://youtu.be/RtwHa4yuiWM

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/LekFefVJI4w

The Bridges To Freedom campaign is under way!

Please watch George's latest video, and contribute what you can to help #KeepTheLightsOn for @Falkie2013!

Spread the word on Twitter, Facebook, and any other forums you participate in.  Thank you in advance for your support!  George's need has never been as desperate as it is now, and he needs ALL OF US to help him out at this time!

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[MR. Spock]

Falkie are you going on any adventures for 2016?

[paladin1991]

My dear Pally, I see sarcasm is lost on you! 

I am but a man.  Simple and wanted by such as you. 

[Rally Squirrel]

Keep your eyes on the left side of the video around the 0:57 mark.  You're welcome.

http://youtu.be/RtwHa4yuiWM

Wow, thanks that was, um, thanks.